The Office
J.J.: Let's get to writin'!
Yuki: You make no sense early in the morning.
Shuichi: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
Hiro: He's still sleeping.
J.J.: So is Ryuichi.
Ryuichi: ZzZzZz…Kumaguro…ZzZzZz…ice cream…ZzZzZz
J.J.: I'm actually surprised Yuki is up this early. He usually doesn't wake up until later.
Yuki: Someone woke me up this morning.
J.J.: It wasn't me!
Yuki: Yes it was. You asked K to wake me up with a fuckin' shot gun!
J.J.: I told him to be gentle.
Yuki: Bitch. I didn't even get to drink any coffee.
J.J.: We have a new guest!
Yuki: How long are they going to be here? You already have Littlekely! I don't want anyone else here! Make sure Jessie doesn't come either! Who knows what she'll do if she sees Shuichi asleep.
J.J.: Jessie is at home sleeping. I already promised someone that they'd be on the next chapter. Unfortunately, she can't be in 'Can I be Earless Too?', I forgot. So! Instead! You'll have 'The Office'! After her, I'm not introducing anymore people. Happy Yuki?
Yuki: I'm not unhappy.
J.J.: Bastard.
Hiro: Who is she?
J.J.: Well, since people are starting to ask me "Can you introduce me in the story?" they can only be featured once. Except if the person helped me with the Fanfic. Happy Yuki?
Yuki: You're pissing me off.
Littlekely: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
Hiro: Even Littlekely is asleep.
J.J.: She doesn't get up until one o' clock. Okay, introducing…Nelly!
Nelly: ZzZzZzZzZzZz
Yuki: Awkward.
Shuichi: ZzZzZzZzZzZz
J.J.: …
Littlekely: ZzZzZzZz…eggs…
J.J.: Forget it. Let's go for it. Everyone is already dying to hear about what happens to Yuki and Shuichi in this chapter. Spoiler: They still aren't together in this chapter. Roll IT!
Littlekely: ZzZzZzZzZzZz
J.J.: …
Yuki: That means "Do it yourself."
J.J.: I pay you guy's good money and this is what happened. You guys won't get a raise then.
K: -holds magnum at J.J's head- ZzZzZzZzZzZz
J.J.: Except K. –tears roll down her cheek-
It's because I already fell in love with him…that's why. Shuichi wept until he finally couldn't open his eyes because they were swollen from crying and fell asleep; broken.
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The next morning, Shuichi woke up at two o' clock. Yuki would be having the executive board meeting now in his office. Shuichi sighed. I want strawberries. Shuichi got up from his hell pit and turned on the shower. He dumped the whole bottle of strawberry bash wash in the tub and went in. He didn't care about the temperature and it was soothing to his swollen eyes. After relaxing in the tub for twenty minutes thinking of nothing but "what to do with his life" scenario, his phone started to ring. Shuichi sighed again. I'll let it go to voice mail.
Hello! You've reached Shuichi Shindou! I'm sorry but I'm not in right now! Please call me again later 'kay? Bye!
BEEEEEP!
Yo Shuichi, it's me Aizawa. Look I'm calling because Yuki wants me to-
Shuichi heard nothing after 'Yuki'. He jumped out of his bath tub and ran towards the phone. Is he reconsidering? Is he coming to confess? Is he going to end it all again in my face? (Technically ear. X D) What could he possibly want to say to me?
"Hello?!" Shuichi yelled in the phone.
"Shuichi? I thought you weren't home. I'm still wondering why you didn't come at work until I saw this chick take your office. It was unbelievable! I mean, this girl's boobs were HUGE! I mean you can land a plane on them! She also has a nice round-"
"Taki! Forget about it! I don't care! What did Yuki say?" Shuichi yelled. Tell me before I lose my mind!
"Jeez, that was mean. I called you because I was worried. Anyway, what Yuki said was that you can come and pick up your check later on today at three. He also said if you're late, he'll keep it. I don't know how he was able to make it as CEO without kissing a little bit of ass. Speaking of ass, that chick I was talking about-"
"Forget it Taki. I'm in the middle of something right now." Shuichi said.
"Wait! Why is the some voluptuous woman taking your office? I mean, you were only there for two days, which is a new record of being fired, but, I mean, it's well…distracting! I can't stop looking at her sugar cakes!" Taki yelled. Shuichi laughed. "I'm glad you laughed Shuichi. It means Yuki didn't break you. I'm glad. You can always get another job and forget about what happened at this office. It will be a distant and funny memory in the very near future okay?" Taki asked. Shuichi smiled.
"Yeah. Thanks Taki. I'll come by at three." Shuichi said.
"Okay. See ya then!" Taki said and hung up. Shuichi lowered the phone and sighed. Didn't break huh? Tears fell from Shuichi's eyes mixed with the bath wash. You mean breaking… Shuichi looked at the clock. 2:34.
"Shit! I won't make it!" Shuichi yelled. Shuichi rinsed off the bath wash, brushed his teeth, and called Hiro up.
"Hello?"
"Hiro! I need you man! Bring your motorcycle and be quick about it!" Shuichi yelled.
"Shu-" Shuichi hung up the phone as he pulled on his clothes. This time, he wasn't in formal clothes. He wore comfortable, "Shuichi Clothes". In three minutes, Shuichi's door bell rang.
"Thanks Hiro!" Shuichi said running out the door grabbing Hiro's keys from his hand.
"Shuichi wait!" Hiro called as he ran after him as Shuichi ran out of the apartment complex. "Why must you call me if I'm only down the hall?! Shuichi!" Shuichi was already out of the complex and on the bike.
"Hurry up Hiro! I don't want to be late! I need to be at work in less than twenty minutes!" Shuichi said. Hiro walked to the bike and hopped on.
"You're lucky I was home today Shuichi." Hiro said as he revved up the bike.
"Hurry up! Go really fast!" Shuichi said as he grabbed Hiro's waist.
"Whatever." Hiro said and speeded off.
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Yuki sighed as he looked over the memo for the new construction site.
*Needs new ideas*
Yuki sighed. This is annoying. Why change anything? They're spending my money so they can at least use my ideas. Yuki sighed again. He looked at his phone and heaved an angry sigh. All of his lines were blinking except for line three. Why did Dad hire that heifer? She's annoying and her breasts bother me. Something pink flashed in Yuki's mind.
Flash Back
"I got the job?!" Shuichi asked in disbelief.
"Yes you did. Congratulations." Tatsuha said. Shuichi was smiling from ear to ear and danced around. "You might have to keep that under everything when you're working for Mr. Yuki. He doesn't tolerate that kind of behavior." Shuichi quickly stopped dancing but his face was still smiling. "You're going to be working as his personal secretary and you're to follow his instructions. Alright?"
"Yes sir! I will do my best! Tee hee." Shuichi giggled. "Do you know Mr. Yuki well?" Shuichi asked.
"You could say that. He's my brother." Tatsuha said. What they didn't notice was that said blonde was listening to their conversations smiling too.
End of Flash Back
Yuki unplugged his phone as he looked at the time. 2:54. He's not going to make it. Yuki felt a jab at his heart from the realization of this statement. He's not going to make it…
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"ATCHOOOOOO!" Shuichi sneezed. "Excuse me."
"It's already 2:54. We're not going to make it." Hiro said.
"Just drive faster! I don't care if I don't make it at three on the dot! I'm still going! I have to see something for myself!" Shuichi said. Hiro sighed.
"You really like this guy huh?" Hiro asked.
"What you say?" Shuichi asked.
"Forget it." He said. Shuichi sighed. If it's about Yuki…I can't…
******
"Thanks Hiro!" Shuichi said as he ran into the building. It was already 2:59 and Shuichi didn't even make it to the third floor yet. I still have a minute! I still have a minute! Shuichi stared at his watch as he ran up the stairs at a speed that was humanly impossible. The second Shuichi opened the door, it turned three o' clock.
"I'm on time!" Shuichi yelled at the top of his lungs.
******
Yuki took out a cigarette and lit it up. Doesn't matter anyway.
"I'm on time!" Shuichi's voice echoed through Yuki's head. Yuki smirked. Damn brat.
******
"I'm on time!" Shuichi yelled at the top of his lungs. Taki looked over his desk and saw a pink haired boy.
"Damn Shuichi! You look like a kid!" Taki said.
"Shut up! I'm not that young!" Shuichi said.
"How old are you?" Taki asked.
"23." Shuichi answered. "…in about three years."
"You lied on your interview?" Taki asked.
"Well it doesn't matter anyway. I'm fired. Whatever I said on my interview is irrelevant now." Shuichi said.
"Well, you're right. I'm going to go to lunch now so I'll see you later." Taki said as he went out the door. Shuichi sighed and turned to stare at Yuki's office door. It seemed to be farther away since he last remembered and bigger. Shuichi walked towards it and stopped at the door. It feels like an eternity since I opened this door last…maybe this is the last time. Shuichi grabbed the cold metal and turned it clock-wise.
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Yuki breathed in his cigarette as he heard the conversation outside. Why the hell is he making me wait? Yuki put out his cigarette and looked at the time. 3:08. Soon, Yuki could hear his doorknob turn and open…
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Shuichi opened the door and in his eye sight is the infamous Yuki sitting in his boss chair; glaring at Shuichi. Shuichi sighed as he closed the door behind him and took a couple steps toward Yuki.
"Hello Yuki." Shuichi said. Yuki said nothing but glared. "Um…I'm here to…" See you. "…to get my paycheck." Shuichi said.
"You're late." Yuki said.
"Wait! I was in the office at three o' clock!" Shuichi yelled.
"You weren't in my office at three o' clock. I keep your paycheck." Yuki said. Shuichi pouted.
"I'm not working for you anymore and yet you're still nasty to me." Shuichi said.
"I act this way to everyone. What? Do you want special treatment?" Yuki asked with a smirk. Shuichi blushed and squeezed his hands. Is this what I wanted? I wanted to see him? Or just get another chance? ... Shuichi turned towards the door.
"I'll be leaving now." Shuichi said. Shuichi grabbed the doorknob and was about to open it when Yuki's hand pushed it back. I can't hold it in anymore…damn brat…Shuichi jumped when he felt Yuki's presence behind him.
"I didn't give you permission to leave yet." Yuki said. Shuichi blushed at the close proximity between Yuki and himself.
"Then give me permission and let me out." Shuichi mumbled. I don't want out. Yuki turned Shuichi around and placed his hands on either side of his face.
"How about I give you another chance to receive your paycheck?" Yuki asked. Shuichi blushed when his breath bounced with his own.
"H-How?" Shuichi asked. Yuki tilted Shuichi's chin up and kissed him. Shuichi stared at Yuki in disbelief. Shuichi tried to push Yuki away but the second Yuki's tongue licked Shuichi's lip, Shuichi's hands pulled him closer. I don't want out. I want to be lost… Yuki's tongue entered Shuichi's mouth and he was lost.
J.J.: Well, I guess you guys are angry at me for telling you that Yuki and Shuichi weren't getting together in this chapter.
Yuki: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
Everyone (Including Nelly): ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
J.J.: … Oh well! I guess there won't be a conversation right now! I'm actually sleepy too. Well, next chapter is the last one for 'The Office' so don't cry when it's done. Good Morning! ZzZzZzZzZz
Ryuichi: ZzZzZz…Kumaguro…ZzZzZz…ice cream…ZzZzZz…Review…ZzZzZz