dispite the sad sort of title this isn't supposed to be a sad chapter its just what i called it read and you'll see

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3.

A mothers tears

Eva heard the crash and turned to look at her house. She saw her boys fly high into the air.

"Hey look V its Mom!" cried Dante and he waved before both he and Vergil crashed through the house again.

The woman beside her gasped. "Oh dear."

"Please ignore my sons." apologised Eva. "They and their father fight often. Sorry what was your name?"

"Imelda."

"Well Imelda I must go and sort my boys out before one of them gets extremely hurt and not from each other." Evaclenched her jaw before turning to the woman."Please if you ever need anything just come over and ask." Eva said awkwardly.

The woman smiled unsurely and then walked back to her own family. Another crash was heard and Eva clenched her fists. She turned and stomped to her front door. Finding her center she calmly opened the door to see the war going on inside.

All three men had devil triggered while Dante and Vergil towered high above her, Sparda towered above them. Half the room was on fire and there where claw marks everywhere. Dante was on the floor and chewingVergil's leg while Sparda was letting them both have it.

As soon as Eva stepped inside they all stopped and changed forms. Dante spat Vergil'dleg out and after theyounger twin had stood up they all looked down at the floor ashamedly.

"What do you think you are doing?" she asked breathlessly. "There's a new family moving in and I would like to get some friends instead of scaring away almost every person who's moved in the street. You behaving like this is giving us a bad reputation and is unacceptable. Sparda expect for you to know better." she scorned. "Dante, Vergil! your almost 19 years old and I'd also expect you to show some maturity now." she pinched the bridge of her nose.

Dante opened his mouth but he received several darkened glances from his father and brother, he snapped it shut.

"Look what you've done to my house." Eva's voice cracked. "I try so hard to keep this place in order and in a matter of minuets all my hard work is thrown away. Don't you care about what I do?"

Guilt gripped at the offender's hearts as they watched the proud woman Eva usually was break down in front of them.

"If you lot don't care then niether do I." she sniffed and ran up what was left of the stairs to the main bedroom and closed the door.

"Well?" breathed Dante after severalk minuets of scilence.

"Shut up Dante!" sighed Vergil.

"Ok boys. We really need to make this up to your mother now." said Sparda as he pick up the dinning table. "We need this place tidy. Spit spot. You know how to tidy up right?"

Vergil nodded but Dante was slower to give his answer.

"Right lets get started. Vergil you take Broken-Bits-Get-Thrown-out duty and Dante you can repair the ever so creative shapes of your body in the walls and ceiling with the plaster out the back. Me, I'll start dinner." commanded Sparda.

"Since when could you cook?" asked Dante.

"Ever since my love and sex lives went on the line." explained Sparda "Trust me there's no one on earth as kinky as your mother when she's in the mood to…"

"Ok dad to much info." interrupted his youngest son.

After Sparda had left Vergil and Dante shuddered and got on with their assigned chores.

"I can't believe it." stated Vergil as he picked up a broken chest.

"Me neither. 408 times, I lost 408 times… and to you." agreed Dante.

"No idiot! I found a box of old things."

"Just things?" asked Dante as he looked over to his brother.

"Yeah!"

"Not interested."

"Fine!"

Two hours passed and the twins sat down to take a brake from their labour on a newly acquired sofa.

"Where'd you get it?" asked Vergil.

"I dunno. Some house down the street."

"Oh."

Their father came from the kitchen area in a floral apron.

"Lovin the new look dad!" stated Dante with a thumbs up.

"Yes quite. Hey good job. Where's you get that?" asked Sparda casually.

"House down the street." said Vergil

Sparda nodded. "Yeah so let me ask you something, if the food is like a burnt corpse and still on fire its time to stop cooking right?"

"When food gets to that stage…oh I dunno I'd throw it away." suggested Vergil.

"So it's done then?" asked the demon lord hopefully.

"I wouldn't let mother eat it." said Dante wrinkling his nose.

They heard the bedroom door open. Their eyes turned to the stairs.

"I can smell burning." cried Eva rushing down only to stop dead in her tracks.

"Surprise!" laughed Sparda uneasily.

Eva squinted at him as she continued the rest of the way down. She had plated her blonde hair and her blue eyes searched for the flaw in her lover's gift. They scanned over the fine featured face, platinum coloured hair and broad chest. Her eyes burrowing into his emotionless ones.

"Ok old man." she teased. "Is this so you can just still sleep with me."

"No honey, we think we behaved badly so we made it up to you." smiled Sparda.

Eva nodded. "Where'd you get that?" she asked gesturing to the sofa.

"From a house down the street." said Sparda waving it off. "And don't call me old!"

"Well why not father you're as white as Dante is stupid." laughed Vergil.

"If you hadn't noticed you have a very similar hair colour to mine boy." said the demon lord through clenched teeth.

"Yeah but dad you're like…" Dante paused. "like billions of years old already…" he paused again. "Hey Verg did you call me stupid?"

Vergil rolled his eyes. "It's supposed to be complete with a 5 star meal, but like most things dad has managed to kill it."

"Hey!" frowned Sparda.

Eva hugged both her boys and thanked them before walking back to her husband. She kissed him tenderly. Dante pretended to be sick and Vergil smacked him round the back of the head.

"Sparda I forgive you and you too boys. But don't let it happen again at least…" she paused and then smiled. "At least not without me."

"Wow! Evil mother." squinted Dante.

They all laughed.

"Now darling your punishment…"she sighed.

"What the boys don't get them but I do. That's unfair." moaned Sparda.

"Let me finish…, your punishment if it happens again, no sex for a week."

"Understood. But what about to night?" he asked sounding hopeful.

"Hey I don't wanna hear this!" coughed Dante. "Vergil back me up here."

"I must agree with Dante on this, though I'm sure this is about your relationship but a more privet setting is in order before this conversation continues."

Eva kissed her lover again and more passionately than before. "Maybe." she said ignoring the twins.

"Be more specific?" asked Sparda.

The woman took hold of his collar and began to pull him towards the stairs.

"Oh Yuk!" said Dante and Vergil.

"Boys you'll be ok with getting your own dinner?" asked Sparda as Eva pulled him harder up to the bedroom.

"Don't worry father I'd rather have order out than eat your cooking." smiled Vergil.

Sparda gave Vergil and evil look.

"Way to play it smooth Dad." laughed Dante

The brothers waited till they heard the bedroom door slam.

"Eat out?" asked Dante.

There was a thud and muffled laughter. The young men looked up and then to each other.

"Out!" they said in unison.

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