Chapter 3
"Telly I swear to whatever god you believe in, if you don't get your fucking little smelly feet off of my coffee table, I will be forced to inflict some pain." Naya shouted from her place in the kitchen.
It's May 19th. AkA the first Glee Day to ever be. And of course Naya and her new best gay Telly are waiting to watch the premier, for both of them this is their jobs on the line, if Glee get's picked up by Fox, then they've got at least another season, if not…well let's say they'll both be living on bread and water for a while.
Naya heard Telly scoff from his place, "Bitch, please." He said in a challenging tone.
She walked through the kitchen with a bowl full of popcorn, sweet, of course. After placing it on the table she stood to the left of the TV with her hands on her hips, one eyebrow raised in Telly's direction. "Bitch please? I grew up in a house with a brother who plays football. Do as I say or I will take you down."
Telly paused for a second, contemplating his choices. "Well played you whore." He gave in as he reluctantly moved his feet off the table and on to the ground. Naya mentally gave herself a pat on the back, muttering a quiet 'I thought so' to herself as she plopped herself down on the couch.
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"Rachel and Tina are lesbians. I'm calling it right now." Naya said during the last performance of Don't Stop Believin'.
"Shh!" Telly shushed her before carrying on mouthing the words. Naya rolled her eyes, and took another swig of her beer.
The credits ran on the screen and straight away Naya's phone started to ring, she let out a groan as she stretched to reach it, "its lea." She told Telly, even though she's very aware that he doesn't care.
"Brava, Brava!" He said at the TV as he wiped fake tears away from his eyes.
Naya rolled her eyes and pressed mute on the TV remote. "Sup Lea? Did you see it?"
"…Didn't you check twitter? I was live tweeting it!" Lea yelled down the phone.
"Oh god."
"It was so good! If Fox doesn't pick it up then I'll…well I don't know but I'll figure out something."
Naya let out a laugh, "I'll be right there with you babe, Oh and Telly wants me to tell you that he cried when you sang On My Own. Like. A. Fucking. Baby." Telly snapped his head in Naya's direction and glared at her for a second.
"Tell him that I did too! Right, I'm gonna go ring everyone else now. Bye Nay, oh and Di says Howdy. Bye!" Before Naya could even say goodbye herself, Lea had hung up.
"I swear that girl is on crack." She said to herself before sitting back down on the couch, "So what happens now? Do we have a break? Go back to filming?"
Telly's eyes widened with realization. "Oh shit balls I was meant to tell you! We go back to practicing as normal, we already have some scenes filmed for the next 5 or 6 episodes, and we have some chick in to teach Chris and Jenna the Single Ladies dance, but I think mostly for the next week it's just little things or the main numbers to be filmed."
Naya smirked for a moment, "Wanna know what I'm excited to see?"
"Continue…"
"Push it. All the thrusting in one number? Yes please."
"Hilarity ensues." Was all Telly said for a moment, "Right I'm gonna head home. OH! I meant to ask, did you ever use that number I gave you?"
Naya had to think for a moment, "I completely forgot about it," She said with a shrug. "Why don't you just stay here? You've had like…5 glasses of wine. Plus we're both going to the same place tomorrow anyways?"
"I'll stay, because you obviously want me too, if you text my friend. Now."
Naya frowned at Telly. "Fine. Although I don't see why you want me too so bad."
"Because these hair extensions are fucking amazing!" He said as soon as the last word of her sentence left her mouth.
Naya sighed and grabbed her phone and typed as she read out loud, "Hey, my friend Telly gave me your number, I heard you do awesome hair extensions?" She then turned to Telly with raised eyebrows, "That ok?" She checked, smirking when he just sent a nod in her direction.
"Ok Fox is boring me now. Put Lifetime on." Telly ordered as he poured himself another wine from the bottle that was in front of him.
Halfway through a two hour special on some crap about homeless families Naya's phone buzzed. "You get it, you're closer." She groaned to Telly. Both couldn't help it, this show sucked you in.
"Piss off. It's your phone." Telly scolded in reply.
"Dick." Naya mumbled as she pulled herself forward to grab her phone off the table, furrowing her brow when she saw the message. "Telly. I don't think you gave me the right number." Telly leant forward and snatched the phone from Naya's loose grip.
'Ermm, hi? I hate to break it to you, strange person who has my number, but I dance…without hair extensions.' Telly snorted when he read the message.
"My bad. What a bitch, he must have changed his number. That right there is why you don't sleep with people…and then try to pimp their business out." Telly said as he passed Naya her phone. "You gonna reply?"
Because that's what everyone does when they get the wrong number apparently. Naya looked at him confused, "What the piss would I say? Calm yo' tits I got the wrong number, my bad? Really?"
"Oh wow you become a bitch when you're tired. How about you reply, then we go to bed? Deal?"
Naya nodded and looked at the message again, "Oh sorry, my whore of a friend screwed it up. I just wanted some extensions; I'll leave the dancing up to you then. Sorry for any trouble." She again read out loud.
Telly stared at her with a smirk. "What?" Naya asked after a minute of his freaky smirk.
"You're so fishing for a text back, you little creep."
"Oh go fuck a fanny pack." Naya said before taking herself and her phone to bed, letting Telly fend for himself.
Wow guys, thanks for all the response, and the story alerts and stuff, it means a lot: D
Telly will probably be a major part in this story, mainly because I have a friend who is literally what I picture him like. So Heather, will actually physically be in the next chapter. In shorts. Naya will like. Just sayin'.
So, if y'all be nice people and review, the next chapter will be up Wednesday night…so tomorrow.