Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

3. He's blind! He can cook! He's a lizard!

Ten Sure Ways to Get MR Characters to Hate You!

Time for the Iggster! Am I for Niggy or Eggy? Eggy, of course! Random fact.

Skittles might be helping me, might not... depends on her mood. And how much she wants to freak me out. I believe she disappeared off the face of the Earth two minutes ago...

Dissin' da claimer: I don't own Iggy. -sob- JP does.

Iggy... last name also unknown. Darn it!

1) Make blind jokes.

2) Forget he's blind. Constantly.

3) Say, "But you're blind! How can you cook!?"

4) Tell him you don't him touching your shirt because you want your dessert.

5) Move the furniture. Constantly.

6) Play heavy metal music REALLY loudly, right next to him. Add a bit of Miley Cyrus for good measure.

7) Bribe Gazzy to say in Ella's voice, tearfully, "Who do you choose Iggy? Me or Nudge?"

8) Put banana peels all over the floor and pour oil over them.

9) Say constantly. Constantly. He'll try to strangle you! Constantly.

10) Tape a piece of paper that says "KICK ME!" to his back.

FREAKYNESS LEVEL OF TEN! Sorry, just had to say that. Okay, Nudge's next. Max has a full twenty minutes of "free" time!

Max: Yippee. Woohoo. Yay.

Thanks for your enthusiasm Max! Wait, I'm going to have to write Nudge AND Gazzy tonight!? Darn it. Oh, well. When I receive contact from Skittles, I'll tell you guys.

R&R?