Dribbles and Drabbles

by Emery Saks

This is basically a place to put drabbles and prompts that come in under 500 words. The content will no doubt vary as it expands, but it will always be heavy on the Cartinelli and lady kisses.

3. When the Milkman Cometh

This is pure snark. It's my response to the influx of angst fics that have been surfacing lately.

Chapter Text

Angie and Peggy were walking arm in arm down the street in New York City. Peggy had just confessed her undying love to Angie in the backroom of the L&L and then they'd had crazy mad girl sex in the broom closet. Like SEX. With orgasms. And they both agreed it was really hot and wonderful.

Angie turned to look at Peggy as they waited to cross the busy Manhattan intersection.

"I love you so much, Peggy."

Peggy gazed back at her adoringly. "I love you, too, Angie. So much."

The light turned green and they stepped out to cross the street, arms still linked together, an air of love surrounding them.

Then they were both plowed down by a runaway milk truck and they died. Together. Arms still linked. White milk and red blood mixed into a soft pink as it slowly trickled down the street and screams filled the air. Two arms floated past.

THE END