In this chapter the characters are in a chatroom, Darren gets watched through a hole in his wall and Steve reads M rated fanfics about him and Darren. Totally normal ;)

Disclaimer:

Debbie: S.L. Gibbs does not own me or The Saga of Darren Shan in anyway.

S.L.: Ew, what are you doing here? I wanted Steve to do my disclaimer again.

Debbie: Steve's a little…busy.

Steve: *Randomly in the background* oh, Darren, be mine…

S.L.: Oh, Steve...


SpiderShan has signed in.

IAmTheVampanezeLord has signed in.

IAmTheVampanezeLord: Hi, Darren!

SpiderShan: Hey, Steve.

IAmTheVampanezeLord: Marry me.

SpiderShan: What?

IAmTheVampanezeLord: Nothing.

VampirePrincess has signed in.

VampirePrincess: Hi, Darren!

SpiderShan: Hey, Debbie.

IAmTheVampanezeLord: Oh, great, it's her ¬_¬

VampirePrincess: What's that supposed to mean?

SexyPrince has signed in.

VampirePrincess: Hey, Vancha!

SexyPrince: Hi, everyone.

SpiderShan: Hey.

IAmTheVampanezeLord: Hi.

SexyPrince: Ew, what's Leonard doing here?

IAmTheVampanezeLord: Being awesome!

LadysMan has signed in.

IAmTheVampanezeLord: Darren is sexy.

SpiderShan: What?

IAmTheVampanezeLord: Nothing.

LadysMan: O.O

SpiderShan: Hey, Kurda.

LadysMan: Hey.

VampirePrincess: I'm bored. What're you all up to?

SexyPrince: Nothing much, just being my sexy self.

LadysMan: Me too.

IAmTheVampanezeLord: I'm watching Darren through a hole in the wall.

SpiderShan: What?

IAmTheVampanezeLord: Nothing.

RedAndBlackVamp has signed in.

SnakeBoy has signed in.

VampirePrincess: Yay, everyone's here!

SpiderShan: Hey, Mr. Crepsley! Hey, Evra!

RedAndBlackVamp: Hello, Darren.

SnakeBoy: Hey, everyone!

IAmTheVampanezeLord: Hey, I found a fanfic about me and Darren :D

LadysMan: An M rated one I take it?

IAmTheVampanezeLord: …maybe.

SpiderShan: I'm scared.

IAmTheVampanezeLord: Darren, I'm coming to show it to you.

IAmTheVampanezeLord has signed out to…um…show Darren something.

SpiderShan has signed out to defend himself.

VampirePrincess: I'm going to save Darren.

VampirePrincess has signed out to murder Steve.

SnakeBoy has signed out to watch Darren get raped.

RedAndBlackVamp: Well, I guess it is just us. Glad that imbecile Leonard has gone.

SexyPrince: Actually, I think I'd like to watch Leonard try to rape Darren too.

LadysMan: I'm hungry.

SexyPrince has signed off to get some popcorn to eat while he watches Darren get raped.

LadysMan has signed off to get some smoked cheese.

RedAndBlackVamp: ¬_¬

RedAndBlackVamp has signed off because he got lonely.