Okay here we go again! I hope you don't mind but for this chapter I'm going to I incorporate some of my OC's
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Broken Stiletto
By: StarUchiha
Chapter 2: Seduction Classes are Stupid
All of the classes at scare school were pretty ridiculous. Gym class was torture, History was boring, Science was full of wrong answers, but of all Scare Tactics was the worst.
Scare Tactics was like reading a guide to scaring, you were given tips, advice, and the homework wasn't bad. At first it was fun but when you reach the grade 8 year, that's when you start to learn about the darker side of scaring.
Which if you were to put it in a nut shell, using a fleshies natural urges ageist them.
This term the class was called "Seduction 101", but luckily it wasn't co-ed. If it was Casper was sure he and many other students would run out of the room out of embarrassment at the least. It sure didn't help that some creatures have an easier time with this whole seduction thing than others, take sirens for example. All they have to do is start sing and male fleshies flock to them like flies to light.
Mantha, Casper and Ra stood outside the two parallel doors to Seduction 101. Each one looked at the other in disgust before entering through the door meant for their gender.
--- Girl's Class---
Mantha walked in warily, this class was pointless unless you're a species which is known for this kind of thing. Zombies were not known for being seductive.
She took a seat beside Mickey and Monaco hoping that the two skeletons would avoid talking about her choice of clothes. Unfortunately as they always do they brought it up.
Mantha groaned as the two skeletons continued to pick and pry at her fashion choices.
This was going to be a long class.
---Boy's Class ---
Casper and Ra took the seats at the back of the class as they always do, at least at the back when people raise their hands the teacher usually couldn't see you well enough to notice you hand wasn't up.
There was another student that sat beside them usually, a quiet one too. He never put his hand up, but always took notes and did his homework.
He came up from behind the two high school students and sat in his usual seat giving the two a quiet hello. Casper waved back instantly.
"How you doing Lennard," He asked sweetly.
The vampire looked over at the ghost and gave a humble smile while straighten out his lapel, "I am fine thank you. You wouldn't have happened to seen Ace today have you?"
Casper and Ra both shook their heads and Lennard nodded with a frown, "If you see her please tell her I'm looking for her."
"Don't worry about it," Casper said before he noticed the teacher had just walked in through the door.
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Casper flew straight into his bed once class was over. The weekend had flown by way to fast for liking. Luckily he had no homework and could rest if he wanted, but he really wasn't tired enough to sleep. He looked over to Ra's sarcophagus and knew that he was asleep, the fact that he started to snore definitely added to that conclusion.
"I wonder what Jimmy's doing," he mumbled softly before making up his mind to pay his fleshie friend a visit.
Sneaking out to the dimension tube wasn't hard, not that it ever really was. The janitor was asleep as always when Casper tugged on the cord to start it up.
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SWEEETTTTT CAROLINEEEEE
BAH BAHH BAHHHHH!
GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SOO GOOOODDD!!!!
Casper covered his ears outside Jimmy's room. Sounded like things didn't go over so well with his new girlfriend. Sweet Caroline was his break song.
Casper dematerialized and slipped through the door and found Jimmy playing his guitar madly while belting out the words to "Sweet Caroline" a lot faster than they were meant to be sung.
"Break up with Heather," he yelled trying to raise his voice over the guitars powerful strums. Jimmy stopped play and looked over at the ghost.
'"Hey Casper, I didn't see you there," he said putting his guitar down, "Heather? Casper I just broke up with Kate. I was dating Heather last month."
"You just can stay single can you," the ghost asked walking over and sitting down beside the fleshie.
Jimmy shook his head, "And all you do is stay single. But let's say you were to get a girlfriend, how exactly would it work?"
Casper blushed, "It's kind of complicated but ghosts can you know do it."
"Only with ghosts or with other creatures?"
"Other Creatures as long as we stay materialized. What are with all the creature sex ed questions?"
"Curious I guess, I mean it's kind of obvious you have the hots for Mantha and everything I just wanted to-"
"Wait what I don't like Mantha in the way you're thinking of."
"Yeah and I'm going to stop wearing eyeliner tomorrow," the blonde stated sarcastically.
"Jimmy," Casper replied, "I don't."
"You do, don't deny it. I can see you do; even Ra can see you do! Your eyes get all googly and shit whenever she's around and I CAN tell the difference between normal eyes and googly eyes. Answer me this you ever dreamt of being with her?"
"Well yeah but-"
"There you go, ever been more than once?"
"Yeah but-"
"THERE YA GO!"
"Your not going to listen to me, are you?"
"No my minds made up. Mantha's a pretty creature, go for it before someone else does. She won't say no."
"What makes you say that if I do ask her out she'll say yes?"
"Call it romantic intuition," He said proudly.
"You do realize you were just singing your break up song right?"
"Details, now you want to play video games?"
"Sure."
"So Casper," Jimmy said slipping his latest violent video game into his console and handing a controller to the ghost, "What's up in the world of Scare School."
"Seduction 101 again," he groaned.
"Dude I don't see your problem with that class, you learn how to be sexy and attract people. It's like a real life how to get a date course."
"Somehow I don't think getting dates is the main purpose of the class."
"Still," Jimmy said but his attention was quickly brought to a loud knocking at his door.
"Son, are you okay in there?"
"It's my dad," Jimmy said pushing Casper into the closet and pausing the game, "don't worry I'll get him out of hear quicker than you can say "I'm a ghost, don't hurt me.""
Jimmy swiftly grabbed a hand held mirror out from his night stand drawer and his favourite black eye liner from his computer desk. He sat on his bed waited in the proper position for his dad to come through the door.
The door opened moments later with Jimmy's dad walking through the door, "Son?"
"What is it dad," Jimmy said while apply eyeliner on his already coated eyes.
Jimmy's dad stood their silently and nodded to himself, "Uhh nothing and don't worry son, you have enough make-up on."
Jimmy smiled while his dad quickly retreated mumbling something along "never thinking he'd ever say that to his son".
Jimmy chuckled and called Casper out.
"Wow, that was fast," he said smiling, "And Jimmy, seduction classes are stupid."
The boy looked at his ghost friend and no sooner than moments later they both broke out into fits of laughter.