I type in bold when it's stuff from me.
Italics is when someone's thinking stuff to themselves. (unless I'm just changing the scene.)
When Mews meet Morphesizers
Ichigo woke up the next morning happy. After kissing Kisshu yesterday, she couldn't stop thinking about him. Maybe he's not so annoying after all… So she came up with one decision: Ask Kisshu to go out with her. Kisshu's been chasing me all this time anyway. I might as well go for him now. Right?
Ichigo got out of bed and got ready for work. She had almost forgotten about how bitter she had been to Ryou and Mint. She decided she'd apologize to Mint but not Ryou. He's just mad because his secret lover Masaya is in Canada and he doesn't have anybody anymore!
Just then, Ichigo's house phone rang, so she had to race for the phone but picked up the TV remote instead and kept yelling "HELLO?" in it until she heard the answering machine cut on. "Ichigo this is Lettuce. I'm sorry about what happened between you and Masaya. You can talk to me about it if you come to work today. So I'll catch ya later! Oh, and the phone is the thing with the strawberry sticker on it. I know you're yelling into the remote right now and you just threw it on the floor and feel slow because you just realized that wasn't the phone. Anyways, bye." Then Lettuce hung up.
At the Café…"Do you think Ichigo is going to be in that mood again?" Ryou asked Keiichiro as he helped put food on some plates.
"I don't know. I hope she isn't though. When she gets upset, she looks like you when you flex in the mirror and you notice you have no muscles at all.
"Ha ha, very funny Keiichiro. Go make your little granny cakes for all those little girls! Oh! Did you see that? I. Went. There! Cause making cakes aren't manly see?" Ryou tried to strike. Keiichiro just looked at him and shook his head.
"Just stick to wearing those gay white pants there buddy." Keiichiro struck back as he walked out of the kitchen.
"Is Ichigo coming to work today?" Mint asked. "I hope she apologizes for the way she treated me. It's not my fault her man doesn't love her enough to tell her when he's about to move."
"Lettuce talked to her, or she left a message on her answering machine na no da." Pudding told Mint.
Just then Ichigo walked into the café in her uniform since she didn't put it back the other day. "Uh, hi guys! If any of you care, I'm better today. And Mint, I'm sorry for yelling at you. It wasn't your fault." Ichigo said.
"Whatever, you just try not to act up like that anymore," Mint snapped while sipping on some tea.
Lettuce gave her a hug. "I'm glad you're back to being chippertoday!"
"Today will be a perfect-"
Before Ichigo got to finish, someone burst through the door breaking it.
"Daisuke! The door said pull not push!" Nori whispered.
"No wonder it took me so long to open the door!" Daisuke said feeling slow.
"Hey that's coming out of your- Wait! One of the Mews actually didn't break anything this time! Go figure!" Ryou said laughing to himself.
Akio, Nori, and Daisuke just walked in like they owned the place. All the costumers left because seriously, who would stay around while there are three aliens that look like they're trying to kill people? They should head over to Canada with Masaya!
Daisuke looked the most threatening. He was about 6' 5" and had big, bulging muscles so his arm looked like one Taruto on each side. Nori was about 5' 6" and she was somewhat muscular. She had more muscles than Ryou and his gay white pants anyways! Akio was probably 6 feet even and he was ok in the muscle department- nothing special.
"Who are you people? Wait aren't you the Morph peeing people or something na no da?" Pudding asked.
"That's the Morphesizers munchkin!" Daisuke said as he approached Pudding. But Pudding wasn't afraid even if she did probably need to take an escalator to get to Daisuke's head because she was so short.
"You guys can't bully us even if you look like The Incredible Hulk's brother!" Pudding said as she kicked Daisuke in the leg, but then fell because it felt harder than one of Ichigo's "cookies" or whatever she tries to call those things that turn out darker then Flava Flav!
Daisuke picked her up by the back of her uniform. "Can I get rid of this funny looking human first?"
"No! And put her down whoever you are!" Ichigo yelled as she threw a plastic cup at Daisuke but it only landed 2 feet away from her and everybody just looked at her.
"I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Nori, that's Akio, and that big thing over there that has a head bigger than Dora the Explorer is Daisuke." Nori explained.
"Who's this Dora person?" Akio asked.
"Oh she's some American cartoon character that goes around with a monkey looking for stuff. And there's this fox that takes their stuff. Why doesn't she just use her vaporizer gun and blow his brain's out?" Nori wondered.
"Enough of this! What do you guys want?" Mint yelled.
"We came to do this!" Nori said as she pointed to Daisuke. Daisuke turned his back to everybody and farted the loudest smelliest fart the Mews had ever smelled.
Ryou walked out of the kitchen and came to the eating area with the Mews. "Whoa! Pudding, did you take off your shoes and found dog poop in them again?! Or did all of you eat Mint's cooking and farted all at the same time?" Ryou said covering his nose.
"Hey! My cooking is not-" Mint started, but then fainted because the stench was too bad.
"Mint! Are you-" Lettuce began but then she fainted too.
"Run! This gas is toxic!" Zakuro yelled as she turned to run to the back door, but Ryou got in her way and she fell on top of him making it not look right. But she couldn't get up because the gas had gotten to her first, then Ryou.
"Wow! These earth people are freaks!" Daisuke joked. "Good thing we don't need air so this doesn't know us out!"
Then soon all the Mew Mews were knocked out including Keiichiro and Ryou. Then, Akio took out some kind of device that looked like a ray gun. He pointed it at each Mew Mew one by one and scanned their bodies. They even did Keiichiro and Ryou.
"Ok, we got what we needed. Let's go." Akio said.
"Wait, you and Daisuke got to do stuff, and I just stood there. What was I even here for?" Nori asked.
"Because you could've used you're exotic alien ways to manipulate those primates known as earth men." Akio explained.
"What?" Nori asked confused.
"You're sexy and you could've turned on the earth dudes Nori." Daisuke said as he slapped her on the butt.
"I suggest you never do that again because I know 100 ways to kill somebody with a bottle of nail polish!" Nori warned.
"No you don't. You barely know how to paint your own nails." Daisuke joked.
"You want to find out?" Nori said as she pulled out a bottle of red nail polish. "This may or may not be the blood of the last guy who doubted my abilities."
"You know what? I think "Zoey 101" is coming on soon! Let's go Akio!" Daisuke said as he ran out of the café.
"Is that really the blood of the last guy that didn't believe you?" Akio asked.
"No, it's just tomato sauce." Nori said. "I put it in there to threaten people. I had to find some that looks like blood without looking really close to it. Men are so dumb these days."
After the aliens left, Kisshu, Taruto, and Pai appeared.
"Hey, why did we wait until after those guys left to check things out?" Taruto asked as he looked around the place.
"Because, if we were to go out while they were messing with the Mew Mews, they might have scanned us too. And they DO NOT need to get their hands on our superior intelligence" Pai explained.
But after he said that, he realized it did nothing because Taruto and Kisshu were going around to each of the Mew Mews and messing with them. Taruto kept poking Pudding with a fork and Kisshu was putting whip cream on Ichigo's nose. Then Kisshu noticed Zakuro on top of Ryou and he laughed.
"Ha! That will be me and Ichigo one day!" Kisshu said being perverted.
"Guys, stop playing around! We have to help the Mew Mews wake up." Pai said, eyeing Lettuce. "Hmm, I think I know a way to wake her up." Then he kissed Lettuce, or so he thought. It was actually some random girl that didn't leave yet, but that did wake her up.
"Ahhh! What- why did you just kiss me?! I don't even know you you perv!" The girl yelled, hitting Pai over and over with her purse. Then she got up and ran out the door.
"Nice move Pai! I guess you don't even know your women as well as you thought." Kisshu joked. "But, I do like where you're going." Kisshu walked back over to Ichigo and kissed her.
"Kisshu! How can you be trying to making out with me at a time like this?!" Ichigo yelled.
"Look around. There's no one in here but your friends and mine. The Morphesizers left already." Kisshu explained.
One by one they were awaked, or kissed more like it. Taruto kissed Pudding, Pai kissed the right Lettuce this time and Zakuro, and Kisshu kissed Mint event though she slapped him. He sort of liked that…The only two people left were Keiichiro and Ryou.
"Look, we kissed you guys, but I am not kissing either one of them. Pai might though, he looks like one of those guys that look straight so they act like they're looking at a girl, but they're actually looking at her boyfriend's butt." Kisshu joked.
"Move, I'll kiss Keiichiro." Zakuro said as she did just that.
"I guess I'll kiss Ryou." Ichigo sighed as she rolled her eyes and walked over to Ryou.
"Wait! I think I should kiss Ryou." Lettuce said. Everyone turned and looked at her. "What? I just think, you know, he wouldn't appreciate anyone else kissing him. He's not very open to everyone you know." Then Lettuce fell and landed on top of Ryou too, just like Zakuro did, and her lips almost missed Ryou's.
"Lettuce, you have bad aim!" Ryou joked as he got up.
"Are sure we had to wake him up?" Mint asked.
"Who else are we gonna joke on with those white pants?" Keiichiro said.
Ok, I finally finished. I was being too lazy to do stuff, but I got it now so WHOO!