Yet another one shot for you guys..not all of it is humor this time.

Disclaimer:Eoin Colfer owns all the characters.

I want to thank ARTYSgirl98fowlstar for really helping out on Holly and The Great Catastrophe

The Trip to The Bermuda Triangle

Mulch and Foaly were sitting in the back of a pod that was heading towards the Bermuda Triangle.

There was a newly constructed city there...underground of course.

The trip would take approximately five hours.

As you might have guessed,Mulch was being taken to a new prison.

They were both very bored and since Foaly wasn't doing anything to change this,Mulch

decided to take action. "Do you want to know a story my grandfather used to say?"

Foaly grunted in obvious annoyance. "No,Mulch,I don't want you to talk your heart out while at the

same time boring me with a very dull story of how pumpkins came to be."

Mulch was hurt.

He sniffed. "Fine.I won't tell you this awesome story because it's too good for you...hmm,you know I was thinking of letting out some gas."

"This indigestion really doesn't help me..."

Foaly watched,in horror,as Muclh brought his hand down to his bum flap."OH,NO YOU DON'T!TELL WHAT EVER STORY YOU LIKE JUST DON'T LET GO OF THOSE INFERNAL GASES!"

Mulch smirked."I knew you would say that.

Ok,so there we was once a dwarf who lived on the surface.

One day,he saw a raindrop fall from the sky with a loaf of bread inside.

And it said 'you are the chosen one'.So the dwarf took a bite out of it and he saw that the bread had disappeared.

Then he saw another raindrop fall from the sky with a loaf of bread inside and it said 'You are the chosen one.'So the dwarf took a bite out of it and he saw that the bread had disappeared.

Then he saw yet another raindrop fall from the sky..."

I'm going to have to listen to this guy repeat the same story for FIVE hours?Foaly internally sobbed to himself the whole way.

Holly and The Great Catastrophe

Holly had been assigned to a new mission in Notre Dame,wich she had always wanted to go to.

She had been overjoyed when she heard the news.

But there was of course,only one problem:her mission was to irradicate the swear toads that lived in Notre Dame.

Holly wasn't very fond of swear toads.

For one thing,they had bad manners.

For another thing,they swore too much.

But the worst part was that they had been capable of causing Holly a great deal of embarrassment.

This led to harassment coming directly from those whom she trusted most.

The trauma had been like a dark,malevolent fire,burning scars into the then soft walls of her heart,leaving nothing,but ashes of what once was,but no longer is.

The wounds had been too deep to ever heal completely.

Instead,they had scarred over,leaving a remarkably noticeable crevice.

The irony had been almost too much to bear,and for a few milliseconds,she had considered leaving the job to someone else.

She had gone through so much because of those despicable little beasts.

But she had to be strong.

She would finish this mission and have it be a success...

One week later...

Holly let a steady flow of tears flow from her eyes.

The mission had gone unexpectedly and horribly wrong.

They had been unable to wipe out the swear toads from Notre Dame;not to mention everything else that had transpired in that one week.

And..and..now everything she had ever lived for was completely destroyed.

Every dream,every wish,every desire,everything,had been smashed apart and torn to rubble.

She didn't think it was fair.

Was it her fault that Selix had decided for that exact moment to pound Holly's unhealed heart with such cruel abuse?

Was it her fault that that had caused her to try fighting back and then to accidentally detonate the bio-bomb in an Endangered Species research facility?

Was it her fault that now every single fairy in existence had been locked up in cells to be studied(including her)by the Mud Men?

Was it her fault that she had condemned the People personally,albeit accidentally?

Yes...it was all her fault.

And she would pay for it dearly.

Holly cried herself to sleep in the hope that it had all been a nightmare;a meer hallucination created by the subconscious piece of her mind.

But it wasn't....it never was...

Artemis Learns to Play Basketball

Round One

"Ok Artemis,I'm going to pass the ball to you and you shoot it at the hoop,ok,"said Holly.

"Fine,Holly,but I'm telling you,sports are of no visible use to me and it is a childish and unneccessary activity in human life.I get enough exercise in typing,you know."

That was Artemis with his usual reluctance to play sports.

"Ok,here it goes...That just HAS to hurt,"cried out Holly.

Round Two

"Artemis,can still play with a black eye and a bruised arm?"

"It's ok,Holly,It doesn't...ouch...hurt".

"Good,"responded Holly.

Holly showed Artemis how to shoot the ball at the basket without hurting himself.

All-in-all,Artemis only got another black eye,a broken toe on his right foot,and a bruised shin.

Round Three

"Artemis,you'll be safe here.

It's only a video game,after all.

There's no way you'll get hurt ,right?"

"Right,"responded Artemis doubtfully.

This time,Artemis only ended up with a circular bruise on his forehead and a chipped tooth.

Even today,how Artemis managed to do that was beyond Holly,or anyone else at that.

Well,there it is.

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Leave some constructive criticism.

I spent about two hours typing this out.