Edjustice: Scams Among Us
A/N: HOLY FRICKEN JESUS CHRIST! 7 reviews in 2 days! I can't thank you all enough. 6 fights on the way.
Triple Threat
Ed vs Edd vs Eddy
A Jawbreaker rolled in the middle of Ed's basement room. Then, it started to shake when, out of nowhere, it busted open. A short figure popped up and spoke, "I am that sly." Eddy finished.
I'm not gonna re-do Ed's entrance.
An average boy ran into Ed's basement. However, on his right arm, was a bio-mechanical arm, "All ready to pursue victory!" Edd chanted loudly.
Begin
Ed was first to attack, "Headbutt of DOOM!" Ed yelled as he ran at Eddy. However, Edd launched at Ed. Using the arm, he grabbed hold of Ed's collar. He threw Ed into the bathroom. When Edd turned around, Eddy was gone, "Lothar needs a vacation." Ed could be heard.
"Money beams!" Eddy reappeared in on the ceiling. In an instant, Eddy shot dollar signs from his head. Edd was no match and was pounded mercilessly by the dollar signs. Then, just before Edd was about to get knocked out, Ed grabbed Eddy.
"LOTHAR BODY SLAM!" Ed yelled as he jumped in the air with Eddy. When the landed, Eddy was squished under Ed.
"Issac Newton BRAIN POWER!" was all Ed and Eddy could hear before they were transported to a mystical realm. Equations and symbols floated around.
"WHAT IS THIS!?" Ed and Eddy screamed. The intellectual universe was too much for their feeble minds. They felt weaker. Then, they returned back to their origin. Edd charged up his special attack and aimed at Ed. Suddenly, his arm became a proton cannon, "ELETRO-BEAM!" Edd shouted. In an instant, the cannon shot a beam at Ed. The blast sent Ed in the air. Then, Edd pulled a soap and loofah from his back pocket and threw them at Ed. Then, once they hit Ed, they wrapped around him. Edd shot another beam. This time Ed was sent flying away only to be saved by a wall. Eddy used this time to pull a cream pie from his pocket and throw it at Edd.
Then, Eddy pulled out a gun and shot Edd. As Edd fell to the floor, Eddy turned around to find Ed. Ed was incapacitated. Eddy walked up to the still alive Edd, "You know nothing about money!" Eddy yelled as he pulled out a knife. He, then, carved Edd's face.