Authors Note: Oh boy! Now the evil side plot will begin, I thank my sister (Susumi here on FanFiction) for the super special awesome ideas she gave me. I thank her for it. But now to the story.

Susumi: Yeah! I'm so awesome it hurts my butt!

As known, the two NetNavis Blues and Elecman now have a son named Blec. The son himself seem to be as happy as a baby (no wonder he is), Blues suddenly showing an extremely soft side, while Elecman still had some problems with it all.

But whatever happened to Rockman? Being dragged by Roll to the very main office of Baby Online, the sound of small tittering feet would soon be heard on his homepage. He was about to speak, but as he saw the smile upon her face, the words just became grumbles, and the words were impossible to tell what they were.

The two of them arrived, at the front desk a NetNavi with long blue hair sat in the role of the secretary. "Welcome to Baby Online, how may I help you?" she asked with a gentle tone.

Rockman looked up at his fan girl, she smiled and opened her mouth. "The two of us would like to have a child." she looked at Rockman, still smiling. "Right, Rockman?"

About to speak his mind, Rockman was about to object, but the girl stopped him by taking a small piece of his data, and then giving it to the secretary. "Thank you, your child will be delivered within this week." She said and then walked away with the two samples.

Roll gave out a squeal, she hugged Rockman wildly. "Can you believe it Rockman?" she asked as she gave him a kiss on his cheek. "We're going to be parents!"

"Ehehe… Yeah." Rockman was speechless after that. He really didn't want one himself, but he just couldn't say no to her. In the dark, just behind the corner, a barely seen shadow was lurking.

The small twinkle of a metal object was seen by few, and soon, Rockman felt a sudden sting. He looked around, there was no one there. Suddenly, yet another sting was felt, but from another direction. His head turned its way, but there was no one there as well.

"What is it Rockman?" Roll had after quite a while longer then expected noticed the sudden turn of emotion of her favorite savior. "Is there something wrong?"

"I dunno, I think I just felt someone stinging me." he answered, still looking around. "I wonder what it was."

"Rockman, you're just being paranoid." Roll laughed it all away. "Why would anyone do that? Take your data?" Roll laughed as she and Rockman walked out of the building the whole company was within.

A building away, the shadow emerged, now with visible colors. The lady wearing white dress and shoes. With dark purple hair and body suit below the dress, with an orange visor, the nurse NetNavi Medi looked at the syringe containing pieces of data from the blue NetNavi. A smirk came up on her face.

But if one of the stings were from Medi? Which were the other one? No one really knew, except for the one who did it of course.

And so the week went by, a package arrived, and as thought, there was a baby in there. A little son had arrived. He was dressed in the very same spandex his father wore. The actual only things from his mother were the yellow antennas and some extra rings around some wrists. Roll named him Eddie.

"Isn't he adorable?" she asked Rockman, giving him the deformed version of himself.

Rockman looked Eddie into his eyes. "Yes indeed." he answered, holding up Eddie in the air for no particular reason. "Say, I haven't seen Blues in a while, have you?"

Roll shook her head as an answer; she took Eddie away from Rockman, making him relived. He had understood he wasn't going to be good father material.

Far from the two brand new parents, in the areas of the UnderNet, a green NetNavi was brought down on his knees. A file was given to him.

"Make sure this come to the Baby Online safely," a dark voice said from the shadows. "If I see any harm on it, you know what will happen. Doom will be brought upon you, your eyes will start bleeding, no one will ever like you, and you will never find socks that match!"

"Sir, this data is safe with me," he told the other one. "I will deliver it safely, no one will ever notice. And if there is, I will slaughter them and-"

"Yeah, yeah, don't be such a copy cat, just deliver it."

And so, the sound of a flapping coat was heard by the green NetNavi, and soon, the creepy silence surrounded him. He stood up from the ground, and ran away.

What had this mysterious NetNavi planed with that big file? Was it something good, was it something evil? And why to Baby Online?

X numbers of days went by, it all seemed so calm. Like the silence before the storm, and as said, there was a storm. Sort of at least.

"Hey, Blues, look at this." Elecman gave the news paper to Blues. "I wonder how that happened."

"Nine months ago, Baby Online established themselves as the first baby delivery company in Net City," Blues read out loud. "In the start, they were struggling to make their business accepted and it seems they have succeeded. Yesterday, a huge order came to Baby Online, consisting a large number of deliveries. 'The most interesting part of it,' a spokesperson from the company said, 'is that about half of the data comes from one single NetNavi.' Who the NetNavi is, is strictly confidential, but will be obvious when all the babies are delivered. As for now, Baby Online are hoping that this large order will show the rest of the Net that they are a serious company, and will bring new costumers." Blues went silent for a while. "I wonder who the whore is…"

"Ah!!!" Rockman was shocked of the huge amount of letters he had gotten, the PET had been peeping all day long, causing his Operator trouble many times over. "Why does it keep coming? Netto-kun, save me!"

Netto took up the touch pen, and deleted all email. "There you go!" he said. "But Rockman, why do people email you all day? You have gotten like, over a 1000 letters, and they keep coming."

"I have no idea," Rockman shrugged his shoulders. He pushed over some incoming letters. "Netto-kun…! Block everybody! I don't care if it is from the president of the United States, saying the world is doomed if I don't answer, just block them!"

The top of the pen was traveling towards the button with the little text that said "Block", when suddenly, a total stranger of a NetNavi popped in. She was something you could almost call a punker. She had upstanding pink hair, black lips, the lower one pierced, daring outfit in what really looked like leather.

"Are you Rockman…?" she asked with a voice of pure goth. The blue NetNavi nodded. She nodded back. "I'm Prie, and I would like to wonder, how the hell did you get a piece of my data?"

"What…?" Rockman answered confused. "What do you mean?" Prie looked at her shoulder and from behind her back came a flying blue dressed, pink haired baby NetNavi. Rockman understood at once. "Ah! Another baby!"

Prie nodded, the baby crawled up towards her hair, but she took a hold of it and pushed it towards Rockman. "I don't want it, you take it." she said simply.

"I don't want it either!" Rockman protested. "I don't like babies! They poop, they eat, they scream…! Ah! The horrors!"

"Then you haven't seen half of it…" Prie mumbled as the little child climb on her arm as an koala on a tree. "I saw lots of other NetNavis searching for you just some pages away."

"Huh…?" Rockman was emotionless, maybe 'cause he was in shock, in shock of either the numbers of baby, or possibly of what all the mothers would do to him when they found him. But then frightening thoughts struck him, what about the DADS whom data had been blended with his and turned into a child…? Rockman hoped none of his close friends would be one of them.

Netto on the other hand, he had just looked at the conversation between Rockman and the punk-ish NetNavi, thoughts were running through his head, even though his face didn't seem to express confusion, which was having full control of him right now. Netto walked out of his room, leaving Rockman to whatever doom would come, and sat down in the living room, were his father sat and drank some tea.

"Hi Netto," he said towards Netto's presences. The look upon his son's face got to his attention. "Netto, what is wrong…?" The brown eyes of the teenager turned up to his father, it was like he was being hypnotized. The lips started to form, Netto was gonna say something…!

"Dad…" he began. "I wanna have a baby." … … Oh! Netto just wanted a baby… Wait a minute! What did he just say?! "I wanna have a baby too! Just like Rockman!" Just like Rockman…?! Yuuichihiro shook his head. How the hell did Rockman get a baby…?!

"Netto, were did Rockman get a baby…?!" Yuuichihiro asked, holding his son's shoulders. "Tell me! Where?!"

"Baby Online dad," Netto answered. "If I send my DNA and, lets say, Enzan's, would we get a child?"

Seriously? He didn't even knew were babies came from…?! What kind of school did he go to?! Yuuichihiro would need to have a serious talk with the schools principal about this. "No Netto, you will NOT get a baby if you would send in yours and Enzan's DNA to Baby Online."

"Bobo." the never understandable words of Blec were registered in Elecman's ears as he was out for a regular walk with Blues. This day, they had decided to leave their private zone to actually see what had happened during the time they were gone.

Elecman looked around the streets as they arrived to Net City. "There an unusual big amount of babies around here…" he told himself as the first, and last thing he saw were babies. "Do you think this had to do something about that huge order Baby Online got for some days ago…?"

"Must be," Blues answered. "But I never imagined it to be this many." The eyes of the warrior (not that he was so much of it anymore) looked at the mass, and this odd feeling started crawling on his shoulders. "I can't shake this feeling of someone I know is being involved in this…" Ah, so true Blues.

We return to the Undernet, it's as quiet as usual, or at least almost. A weak snorting could be heard by some viruses, and they knew whom it came from. In fear of being deleted by the powerful NetNavi, the viruses had decided to leave this maniac alone in his laughter.

A grin upon Forte's face as he looked through the lens of the cyber camera he had created and sent out to NetCity. From there, he watched as dozens of NetNavis desperately tried to find Rockman, and on another camera, how Rockman tried to get as far away from them as possible. Another laughter came from Forte as he saw how Rockman met up with yet another total stranger, pushing a baby into his arms, and he trying to push it back.

"Man, this is priceless…!" you could get out of his laughter. "Why didn't I think of this earlier…?" Thus, a pair of small pulling on the coat made the smile disappear, as Forte looked down on, yes you guessed it, a baby. "What is it now For(c)k?"

It seemed, that when Forte was all busy snatching peoples data, a piece of himself had gotten into it all. And now, before him, his little beautiful daughter named For(c)k, and yes with parenthesis', wanted something. Her fin replacement of dragon wings and the two small pony tails waved as she moved her head back and forward.

"Mom, your boring," she answered. "Why don't you do something fun?"

"Stop calling me mom!" Forte protested. "Just say my name…!" For(c)k's head shook, and so did the big brown coat she had as well. Forte sighed. "And this which seemed to be such a great idea, and then you came…!" Forte looked down at Rockman, whom was struggling with running from a mass of moms. "And worst of all…" Forte looked back at his child. "She hates retro games!"

Author's Note: Lulz I need to apologies for the horrible late update, well, don't think this is once of a life time, that often happens, especially when it comes to writing. I mean, seriously, I have like, two pages on dA between two chapters of another story I'm writing (which I'm not gonna post here, since it suxorz). But you'll have to learn to live with it, my brain is in an ice age constantly, and it is even lucky if I make even one fictional submission a month, so live with it.

Lolz! I came to think of it a little. The whole "Rockman-is-a-whore" thing is kinda like DNA2. XD