"Where could they have gone?" Asked Inyuasha to himself. "I
bet it was that goat, Hatsuharu!" Said Inyuasha with and
evil glare and with a flip of his green hair he went to confront
Hatusharu the goat.
"Oi, you!"
Screamed Inyuasha to the noisy crowd.
"Yes,
what is it?" Asked Anthony, always wanting to be the centre of
attention.
"No, not you. The goat!"
Said Inyuasha.
At this Hatsuharu the goatimmediatly stopped what he was doing and watched Inyuasha
approach him.
"I know it was you who stole
Santa's cookies! How could you? Do you realise how hungry Santa must
be from his sleigh ride? Santa needs to eat you know?!" Screamed
Inyuasha infuriated by the goat's actions.
"How
dare you insinuate such a thing!" Grumbled the enraged goat "For
a start I only eat grass and banana shaped objects and second of all
Santa's not even real!" Said the angry goat. And at such a
comment the entire room gasped.
Everyone and
everything was quiet.
Everyone watched in
despair as Inyuasha and Hatsuharu continued to argue.
"How could you say such a thing?" Asked Inyuasha with tears
in his eyes, who was obviously left distraught by the comment.
"Santa's real and he's coming tonight! You'll see! You are
nothing by an enraged, know nothing goat!" Screamed Inyuasha
before bursting into tears.
"Ok, honeys,
that's enough!" Said Anthony Callea, coming over to comfort
Inyuasha.
"Oh, honey, it's gonna be ok"
Said Anthony grasping Inyuasha in his petite, womanly arms.
Meanwhile Dark was getting jealous….
"OMG,
what a betch!" Said Dark to Kikio who was standing nearby.
"Who's a betch?" Asked Kikio, disgusted that Dark would
call anybody the most offensive word in the history of anime.. a
betch.
"Inyuasha's the betch! He's trying
to steal my man! AND do you know that the other day he wouldn't let
me borrow his top? What a betch!" Said Dark.
Soon enough it was time to go to sleep.
"But
how could he say Santa isn't real? That's the most obserd thing I've
heard since someone said I had long silver hair!" Said
Inyuasha.
"Goodnight, Inyuasha" Said
Anthony beginning to walk away from him.
"But
wait!" Said Inyuasha before Anthony has a chance to go back into
the house. They were outside, by the way.
"What?" Asked Anthony.
"Anthony..
look up.. we are beneath mistletoe.." Said Inyuasha.
"Oh, so we are.." Said a hesitant Anthony.
"So I guess this pretty much means you have to kiss me now"
Said Inyuasha, fluttering his eyelashes as he waited for his
passionate kiss beneath the miseltoe.
At this
Anthony kissed Inyuasha on the lips ever so passionately.
Little did
he know that not very far away Dark was hiding in the bushes. Dark
began to cry.
Inyuasha and Anthony both went
inside to get some sleep.
Dark ran inside in
tears.
Eventually it was Christmas morning.
