(Sorry for the wait everybody!)
Once again….. SCREW OFF JAILERS BLAH BLAH BLAH I DON'T OWN DEATH NOT BLAH BLAH BLAH!
L: (Beaten up badly by Misa) Matsuda…. Could you get me a jelly doughnut?
Matsuda: I can make a jelly doughnut, but we only have glassed.
L: PLEEEASE???
Matsuda: *Sigh* ok…
Light: Let's get to
the point…. Here's a letter for me! It reads:
Okay, While I'm here laughing my butt off, I want to know if Light
realizes
his last name backwords is "Im gay". And L you
know you luv Light ;) And no
Misa, No one believs you're not a
whore. ...Poor Matuda though, he has to deal
with them on his
own... I wonder if Ryuk will come in?! AHAHAHAHAHA That would
be
hysterical! Continue soon!
Light: It dose? SHIT let's see…. Yagami Im a gay…. DAMMIT!
(Everybody else is having a laughing fit except Misa who is crying)
Light: SHUT UP! Oh and by the way ware is Ryuk? Ah forget it, we'll put out an apple for now, by the next episode, he'll be here nibbling on it!
(Matsuda comes in and gives L a jelly doughnut L picks it up, eats half of it then starts staring at a chocolate bar and laughing.)
L: (in his mind he sees the chocolate sprout legs, arms, a mouth and eyes)
Chocolate bar (In L's mind) *singing* Sugar…… Honey honey….. You're my Candy GIRL!!!
Light: Uhh….. Matsuda what did you put in that?
Matsuda: Just the stuff in the jar Marked "Jelly" in your room.
Light: Matsuda… That was uhh… SPECIAL jelly….OK I PUT HERB IN IT!
Matsuda: well it looks like L is incapacitated…
Well it looks like begging worked I got a lot more questions…. But I only have time to do this (SORRY!)