Chapter Three

Oh christ. Go on, hit me. I know I deserve it. How long has it been? *Looks at watch* Okay, too long. BUT-my mock exams are next week and I haven't revised a bit because I've been writing this...but this counts as English revision, right?

BUT ALSO HOLY MOTHER OF ANTONY HAVE YOU SEEN THE IRON MAN 3 TRAILER? WOWZAA SHIT. THE SUIT, WAS ON TOP OF HIM...AND NOW I'M EXPECTING TUMBLR TO CREATE SUIT/TONY FANFICTIONS. *Cough* anyway...

My dad is Iron Man.

"What?"

"Kurt...I know it's a lot to take in. But you must realise this is a big thing-"

"A big thing?! Of course it's a big thing. My boyfriend has lied to me, I just...Blaine this is stupid." Kurt was bewildered, it was just impossible that his boyfriend could be the offspring of one of the most well known men on the planet.

"Yes I know. I couldn't tell you earlier, dad made me promise-"

"Oh for god's sake Blaine, stop it."

"Stop what?" Blaine asked, moving forward but Kurt took a step back.

"Stop playing this game. Your dad can't possibly be Tony Stark. Iron Man for god's sake." Blaine turned to look at the suits, from the original silver to the shinier golden.

"Then how do you explain these?" Kurt shook his head and crossed his arms.

"You...got them at a comic convention." Kurt thought that was a reasonable explanation, but Blaine scoffed.

"Kurt, these are genuine-"

"Yes I bet the guy who sold them to you told you that. Have you...I don't know, even tried them on?" Blaine looked down.

"No. Dad told me it was too dangerous." Kurt sighed and looked around.

"Look Blaine. I don't know what your aim is. But I know for a fact Tony Stark doesn't have any children, he's not even married!"

"He was married, but when Mum got pregnant things got complicated-"

"Sure, of course." Kurt rubbed his eyes, trying to fight all the confusion in his head. "So I'm going to go. And you're going to think of a good apology, and I'll see you on Monday." Kurt was about to turn when a strong British voice addressed Blaine.

'Master Blaine, your father is currently flying in. Shall I tell him you have guests?'

"Well I have to say that is quite impressive." Kurt knew from reading countless articles on Antony Stark that he had his own personal computer wired into his home. Blaine must have asked one of the members of the AV club to help him out...or something."But tell...whatever or whoever it is no. I'm leaving." Kurt turned to leave, Blaine couldn't let Kurt go, not yet...he had to see.

"Kurt! Please wait. My dad is on his way, can you just-?"

"NO BLAINE. I just can't believe you'd...I don't know what to think." He really didn't know what to think. Should I go along with this? I mean, why would Blaine lie to me? What would he accomplish?

There was a sudden rumbling sound and the noise of a rocket at takeoff. A light at the end of the drive way shone brighter and brighter until some sort of a man sized rocket dipped and swerved into the workplace. Kurt covered his eyes to avoid getting blinded by the sudden wave of light, when the suit was hovering just about a metre off the ground, the rockets and thrusters switched off and Tony landed with a neat thud on the platform. "Hey Bud." Tony's voice said from beneath the helmet.

"Dad, are you OK?" Blaine asked rushing over to the platform."Of course I am squirt, I mean the Afghanis didn't give up so easily, nothing I can't handle, but it's sorted." Tony begun to walk down the steps as robotic arms came out from the floor and started to undress the billionaire from the suit. "You look a little frightened Blainey." The luckiest kid in the world walked over to look his dad in the eyes "Well, yes I'm frightened, you've come home with bullet holes in the suit again, and you've left me with barely any information. And-and..." Blaine looked over to Kurt who had an expression which looked like he had been offered to have oral sex with Sarah Jessica Parker. Blaine leaned over to his dad who followed his sons lead. "My boyfriend is here." Tony went wide eyed; he turned to look at the shocked, pail faced teen. "Oh, so he is."

Tony turned back to whisper to his son "Are you sure about this? I mean we have discussed this before but you kept making la-la noises and turning on America's Next Top Model-" Blaine shushed him. "I know...but it felt right to tell him today." Tony made a quick glance to Kurt, who now had a grin on his face. Tony raised an eyebrow at his son. "Yeah...he's a fan."

Tony smiled and stood up straight, rubbing his hands together. "Excellent! Well, Blaine has told me aaalll about you Kurt, I'd never thought I'd actually get to meet you. My biggest fan apparently." Tony walked over to Kurt and extended his hand. "Great to finally meet the guy who's stole my son's heart." Kurt, still watching Tony with creepy fascination, he slowly took Tony's hand and shook it gently. "You're Iron Man." Tony grinned "Yes I am. And you are my son's boyfriend." Kurt finally blinked "Are you going to kill me? Because I promise me and Blaine have never fought-well only once but I swear it'll never happen-" Tony chuckled "Dear god no, I wouldn't dare lay a finger on a boy with such incredible fashion sense. But I will hunt for your blood only if you do hurt my Blainey or you team up with some anti hero crime team." Tony put his other hand on top of Kurt's, who then inhaled very quickly at the touch "then I won't be able to help myself." Kurt wasn't sure how fast his heart was racing, only that is Tony smiled again he was pretty sure his heart was going to explode. Blaine meanwhile was busy putting his head in his hands to try to hide his embarrassment "dad, please don't threaten my boyfriend."

Tony chuckled and let go of Kurt's hand, but Kurt was still holding on to his tightly. Tony pulled a bit, but it was clear Kurt didn't want his idol to leave. "Urm...Kurt?" Blaine asked. Kurt let go like he was just electrified and smiled "Oh, I-I'm sorry." Tony turned, still grinning, to hop on to his work station to fix his suit. "That is perfectly alright Kurt-my-boy, I'm used to it." Tony clapped his hands and different assorted holograms flickered on around him. "JARVIS, open my inbox, I haven't visited in a few life cycles." On the large transparent screen in front of Tony, JARVIS opened the inbox, displaying the number of messages which had a few commas in. "Sir, you have a new inbox from Director Fury." Tony tapped on the message and read "Mrmmm...The Avengers, eh? Again? God damn it Fury get off my back, if we're going to start this I want to be the Justin Timberlake of the band."

Blaine grabbed the unresponsive Kurt by the shoulders and led him out. "Oh, that's top secret stuff, can't let you eaves drop-" Kurt finally blinked again, staring at Blaine whiles he was being pushed out of the room. "You're dad is Iron Man." Blaine looked forward and nodded "Yep..." Kurt kept staring forwards. "Tony Stark."

Blaine led Kurt up the stairs "I know..." Kurt took a breath "Blaine I have posters of your dad on my wall."

"Don't remind me..."

"Shirtless pictures."

"Please don't remind me."

"I run a blog online dedicated to him."
"Yeah, that kinda creeped me out..." Kurt stopped and turned to Blaine when they were back in the main foyer. "Blaine...I-I'm so sorry for everything, but for not believing you. It's just insane to think about you having Iron Man as a dad. I bet you see him get into all kinds of awesome fights and battles and designing new tech-" Blaine smirked, Kurt was so adorable when he gets excited. He walked out to the balcony and watched over the bustling town of Ohio.

"Well, I do watch the battles...from afar, preferably from the news at home. But I did have a bit of input for the new Stark Tower. It's going to be blue, and the lettering is going to be large and white, oh and the best part is that it's going to be the first in clean energy." Kurt stood fascinated; this was all too much to comprehend. Blaine-Anderson S-T-A-R-K. Blaine sighed and looked into Kurt's brown eyes. "So, this isn't too weird?" Kurt just laughed "Are you kidding me? Blaine..." Kurt pointed back to the stairs "Iron Man...of course it's not weird. Well it might be when Mercedes finds out, she is going to flip-" Blaine cut straight in "No, no no no no. She can't know. No one can know. I'm breaking all the rules telling you. This is serious business Kurt, if people started finding out I'm his son, then I'll be putting all my friends and family in danger. But I trust you with my life Kurt; please promise me you won't tell anybody."

Kurt cupped Blaine's face "Of course I won't tell anybody. It makes perfect sense and I would hate to break your trust. I love you." Blaine smiled broadly "God, I love you too."

From the top of a building, one miles out, a lone man with a long ranged telescope zoomed in on the two boys embracing. The man lifted up his balaclava and spoke into his walkie-talkie.

"Yep, I see them."

"So what should I tell the boss?" The man smiled.

"Tell him that Tony's son is quite the looker, but his boyfriend looks very appealing."

The pale skinned man chuckled whilst putting the walkie away, packing up his gear and walking to the edge of the building. "And this is the reason I became an assassin." He hopped off the edge onto the fire escape and slid down the ladders to land next to a large black car with the registration plate reading 'H-A-M-M-E-R'.

Do you...do you get the ending? Because of Justin Hammer? Now you do? Oh good. Because he's going rogue and...well *taps nose*.

Also, does anyone have any good ideas as to how I could get Bruce into the story? I need my science bros.

Thank you for reading my sweet cupcakes, until next time!