Disclaimer: Ah, the disclaimer, the place where people are meant to right funny things to say that they don't own something. Well I've got nothing, not even a funny idea for the disclaimer. I don't own Naruto.
A/N try out a oneshot of mine, tale of a forgotten child
Dedication: to reviewers, who don't review this story XD
One Saturday night adventure 3
"OFFICER!" Sakura banged on the door of the divvy van, "OFFICER!"
"WHAT!" The officer opened the door.
"Well," Sakura licked her lips as she trailed her finger along the policeman's collarbone, "I heard about you thinking Hinata was a 'cute girl'. I was wondering what you thought of me."
Hinata smiled as she watched Sakura flirt with the police officer, being a drama student did pay off after all, good thing the policeman didn't realise she had no handcuffs on. She glanced at Naruto and Sasuke, good; they were in the right position. She turned back to face Sakura, she was just about done.
"Haha, I see, well…I guess I could have a…chat with you," the horny policeman laughed and he moved away from the door.
Sakura hopped down, and followed him.
"Mission complete, let's go!" Hinata said.
The three of them started for the door but then the policeman came back, he was still looking at Sakura but he was closing the door, "Wait, blossom, I just need to close this door an-
He stopped mid-sentence as he turned and saw Naruto, Sasuke and Hinata without handcuffs on, they were obviously getting ready to run.
"Hang on y-
Naruto and Sasuke dove forward and tackled him to the ground, Hinata stood surprised for a second at their improvised attack but she recovered and quickly jumped down to help. The policeman attempted to reach for his gun but Hinata whipped it out of his holster and pointed it at him. Naruto and Sasuke rolled him over onto his belly and Naruto twisted his arms behind him and handcuffed him. Sasuke remained on his legs.
"Don't make a noise officer, I don't want to hurt you," Hinata whispered in a deadly voice.
"Do you even know how to use that thing?" the officer asked scornfully.
"I SAID no noise," Hinata brought the gun closer.
Sasuke blinked, they had all changed so quickly, Hinata had gone from a helpless stuttering girl to someone holding a gun at a police officer, he had just tackled said police officer and Sakura was seducing.
"This is lord of the flies shit or something," Sasuke said as he helped Naruto throw the officer into the divvy van, they then locked the door.
Naruto looked at Sasuke funny then he ran to the front of the car and got in, "Okay, time to hotwire."
And sure enough the car started, "Get in!"
Sasuke, Hinata and Sakura ran inside. They then drove off down the dark street towards Ino…hey Ino, where is she again? Oh yeah 16th Darlinghurst Street.
With Ino
Ino wiped her tears and grabbed her stomach, she was so hungry but she had no money, no shoes and…no way to get home.
"Waaaah!!" Ino wailed.
"What's wrong?" a deep voice asked from behind and it sounded strangely like…
"Sasuke?" Ino asked as she turned around.
"Who?" the guy sat next to her, "I'm Sai."
Ino sniffed, "Oh…"
"But if you would rather me be Sasuke then-
"Oh no, I'm just lost and…Sasuke is someone I know…you sound just like him."
Sai nodded, "Well, if your lost maybe I can help you."
Ino smiled and looked hopeful, "You can help?"
"Sure…what's you name?"
"Oh, sorry, I'm Ino Yamanaka," Ino replied.
"I'm just Sai," Sai said as he got up, "So, what is the situation here?"
Back to Hinata etc.
"Um, Naruto?" Hinata asked, she was sitting next to him and Sakura and Sasuke were in the seats behind.
"Hm?"
"Do you know where we are going?"
"Nope," he replied while smiling.
"16th Darlinghurst street," Hinata said while looking outside, "Oh my fucking god."
"What?"
"There are two police cars after us!"
weeeooooweeeeooooo (awesome sound effects)
"IDIOT! DRIVE FASTER!" Sasuke yelled.
The car sped up and nearly hit people passing by as he turned a corner.
"IDIOT! DRIVE BETTER!"
Naruto swore loudly and it sounded like it had something to do with Sasuke's mother. The car screeched to a halt.
"THAT'S IT! IF YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD DRIVER, DRIVE YOURSELF OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Naruto yelled.
Sasuke looked scared, Sakura did too, Hinata was just surprised.
"GOT IT!?"
"Yes sir," Sasuke whispered.
"Um, Naruto…Naruto…NARUTO!" Hinata pulled on Naruto's shirt.
"WHAT!?"
"Just thought I'd let you know that, WE ARE STILL BEING CHASED BY POLICE!" Hinata screamed.
The car started up again, this time no one dared make a comment on Naruto's driving.
With Ino
"The situation is that I have no money, no shoes and I can' get home," Ino sniffed.
"No shoes?"
"Long story," Ino replied.
"I have a lot of time," Sai smiled.
Ino melted at the sight of the smile; this guy sure is hot, "Well, it started…
Back to the car chase
Naruto sped through the streets, the police still in hot pursuit. The car was in complete silence, no one said anything even when Naruto went full pelt at a speed bump, causing them to fly for about three seconds before hitting the ground. (Anyone done that before? It's really fun. My mum was like, "Let's go airbourne!" And she stamped her foot on the accelerator and weeee, bam. Yeah, my mums just like that.)
"Are we nearly there?" Sakura asked.
"Truth or lie?" Naruto replied.
"…lie."
"Just around the corner," Naruto grunted as they spun around the corner and zoomed down the street.
Wait. No, it's not a street, it was a…
"WALL! WALL!" They all screamed.
Naruto yelled as he slammed on the breaks, the car spun around and it hit the said wall. The police also crashed into the unexpected wall and their car. For a moment they were stunned but soon enough they came back to their senses.
"Everyone okay?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah."
"Right, let's run."
And that's what they did; they grabbed their rucksack and escaped, boy what a night.
"My feet are sore…" Sakura complained as they slowed down, they had been running for half an hour and had successfully evaded the cops but they were exhausted.
"I'm starving," Hinata groaned.
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"What do we have left in the rucksack?" Sasuke asked.
Sakura shook out the contents and…what? Ew. The donuts where mush, the phone was destroyed, $5 was okay, mintie couldn't be better and…
"Thank god," Sasuke said, "My I-pod is fine."
"Who wants the mintie?" Sakura asked.
"Throw it out."
And so they did, leaving them with five dollars and an I-pod. They continued walking…but they were hungry…oh so hungry.
"Naruto, what can we buy for 5 dollars?" Hinata asked as they came onto a street with restaurants.
"Hmmm, considering this city you can get…two apples."
Sasuke moaned, Sakura whimpered and Hinata grabbed Sasuke's I-pod.
"Sorry Sasuke but your I-pod has to take one for the team," Hinata smiled evilly as she stopped in front of a dodgy looking store. Everyone looked at the sign on the shop's door; it read 'PAWN SHOP'.
"Oh nonononononononononono!!!!" Sasuke yelled as he attempted to retrieve his I-pod.
"Sasuke! Would you rather die and have an I-pod or live and not have one?" Sakura asked.
"DIE! And who said we would die? Not eating dinner won't kill you!" Sasuke cried as he lunged at Hinata.
Naruto intercepted him and held him back.
"Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke," Naruto shook his head, "Sakura didn't say anything about dying from starvation."
Sasuke gulped as the words sunk in.
"Understand?"
"Yes sir."
And so that's how the four of them ended up waiting to be seated at an Italian restaurant with $200 dollars in their pocket. Hinata smiled as they were led over to a table, she was going to be fed. Yay. But then she noticed something, or rather someone…
"KIBA!?" Hinata asked/yelled.
Right next to their table was Kiba and he was sitting with a busty blonde, he looked up in surprise and once he saw Hinata he went white.
"What the fuck is this?" Hinata screamed.
Everyone in the restaurant went quiet and turned to look at them.
"Hinata, I can explain."
"EXPLAIN MY ASS! CONTAGIOUS! SAKURA WAS RIGHT, YOU BASTARD, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WITH? YOU SAY YOUR DOG IS SICK BUT INSTEAD YOU GET IT ON WITH SOME BLONDE SLUT!"
The blonde was just sitting there with her mouth open.
"Kiba, who is this?" she asked.
"Don't worry babe, I'll get rid of this psycho. Look Hinata, get over it, I never liked you and you're the biggest prude I've ever met."
Hinata felt tears spring to her eyes…he never liked her?...Prude?
PUNCH
Kiba rubbed his face, "Asshole, why'd you do that for?"
"Because you are a bastard who doesn't treat a proper lady right," Naruto replied, "Let's go and eat."
Naruto sat down at the table and the others followed. Hinata smiled to herself as she sat next to Naruto, she never knew he was so kind.
"Naruto?"
Naruto grunted.
"Thankyou," Hinata smiled.
Naruto felt his cheeks redden at the sight of Hinata's face, "Don't mention it."
Hinata nodded and they picked up their menu, ready to order.
Ino and Sai
"I see, well, first things first, let's get you some shoes," Sai said as he held out his had to Ino.
Ino took it gladly and he pulled her upright, "I think I saw a cheap shoe store around here…"
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