A/N: Hello everyone! Hey, this is chapter 3. I hope you would like it… Enjoy!

Chapter 3

Sasori's Experiment

Dear Diary,

I met my new partner many weeks ago. He was tall and blonde, with a slender body and had weird mouths in both of his hands. He has this straight hair strands which fall on his shoulders like golden threads (Oh, WTF…why do I keep on noticing those kind of things?!)This doesn't mean I'm gay, but I think he's kind of appealing; a thumb up for that. But, I hate him at the same time. You know when someone just surprises you with loud noises and spends the rest of the day talking and ranting and forcing you to believe something you think is against you own belief? Shit. And, that brat even complained about the pee on his bed! What the heck.

Sasori

The puppet master wrote those words in his diary while Deidara was outside the room, exploding his clay birds. It was Sasori's first entry in that small blue booklet, with a cheap lock that could be easily broken.

His feelings were bothering him. He was also bored. After a while, he decided to conduct an experiment. What would Deidara feel if ever he finds out someone likes him? How would he react?

Sasori started doing his plan…

A few minutes later…

"Zetsu?"

"Yes, Sasori-san? What do you want from me?" Zetsu asked, chewing human meat in his mouth which left a red stain on the side of his mouth.

"I'll ask you something. Give me an honest answer—"

Zetsu broke into Sasori's words before he could finish what was saying. "I'm busy. Go ask the others."

"Kisame?"

"Itachi?"

"Kakuzu?"

He asked almost everyone but they all seemed busy doing personal things. He grew impatient as before, and had no choice but to ask the little man sitting on one corner of the room, playing with the shadows on the wall made by his fingers.

"Tobi?"

"Look at the cool dog!"

"Yeah… A cool dog…" Sasori forced to smile, knowing that Tobi would be more honest in answering his questions if he sees cheerful faces. "Anyway, answer my question."

Tobi rested his hands on the sides of his body, "What is it, Sasori-san?"

The redhead bit his lip. He trembled a bit as he spoke, "If you were to give a present to a special someone, what is it?"

He knew Tobi is innocent and kind of undependable, but he actually doesn't have any knowledge about those presents stuff and all those. Well, there's bad that would happen when he depends on Tobi just for once.

"Tobi loves presents! He would give chocolates!"

Sasori was troubled. How could he have some chocolates? He knew this talk is going to be useless. When he was about to turn around, Tobi said suddenly, "But Tobi would also give something unique, like yummy cookies!"

"What else?" Sasori stared at him with interest.

"Love letters are sweet!"

"Yes?!"

Tobi placed his fingers under his chin, feeling like a genius in giving away love tips, "But a kiss would turn everything yummier than cookies, and sweeter than letters. Tobi is a good boy!"

Sasori went back into his room and finished a short, sweet letter; before he could do that, there were numerous balls of crumpled paper which he kept under his bed. He also baked butter cookies (the ingredients were got from their cupboard full of food) using his flamethrower. Although he had adjusted it to the lowest fire, his cookies were still burnt.

I have no time. Deidara will come sooner or later. He placed the burnt cookies in a lovely box and tied it with a yellow ribbon. He slipped the letter inside a scented light-blue envelope, and then he placed the presents outside the room.

"Sasori-danna, I'm back, un." Deidara sang, walking toward the room. He saw the present and took it, and read the back of the envelope which read: For Deidara.

The excited blonde hurriedly pushed the door and dived on his bed. There was a mark of happiness in his face while Sasori stood in silence and alertness, "What is it, Deidara?"

"It is a box with a letter, un." He opened the letter, reading the sentences aloud:

Dearest Cutie Patootie,

I baked some cookies for you (hope you'll like it even if they look like brownies). Anyway, I want to tell you something. I love you, Deidara. Sorry, I couldn't tell you face to face who I really am because of my fear that you would just laugh at me. I just want to let you know that somebody cares for you from a distance.

Your secret admirer,

Cutie Pie

"Danna, do you know who gave this, un?" Deidara folded the letter and placed it back in the envelope. He was slightly blushing.

"Someone knocked at the door, and when I opened it, there was no one. The only thing I saw was those things and I knew they're for you so I left it."

"I see…" Deidara untied the yellow ribbon, his chest pounding in excitement. Sasori stared at him attentively.

The box was opened. Deidara looked disappointed although Sasori read his mind. "Taste it, Dei Dei. I think it's good." He got a burnt cookie and bit a small part. There he realized that no one would dare to eat that cookie.

"Well, the taste is horrible, isn't it?" Deidara asked, chewing a tiny amount. "Whoever this person is, I'm telling you, he's such a coward little jerk, un. If he wants to impress me, he shouldn't give me these foul-smelling-dreadfully-tasting cookies!!

And the handwriting is not that good, un."

Sasori had pinkish cheeks. "Stop complaining, brat! At least he did his best to let you know."

"Did his best? That's so lame, un."

"Don't be so arrogant, Deidara. What if…it was leader-sama who gave that?"

"He'd never do that, un."

"So stop your petty complaints—now." Sasori was starting to get frustrated.

"What a lame secret admirer, un."

"Stop, Deidara."

"So pathetic, un."

"I said stop it, Deidara."

"Why do you care so much for my admirer—"

Deidara's words were cut when Sasori suddenly crushed his lips against his. He grasped Deidara's waist so tight that the surprised Iwa ninja couldn't figure out how to react. The kiss lasted for so long.

Sasori's hands then climbed up Deidara's head and slightly glided his fingers between the strands. The kiss was just cut when someone knocked at the door.

"Tobi cannot sleep, Deidara-sempai. He needs your lullaby."

Deidara released from their joint lips. Oh, you stupid Tobi! Look what you've done! You've just ruined the show, un!

"You there, Deidara-sempai?"

"Oh shut up, Tobi! Go to sleep, un!"

"Aw man!" Tobi left.

There was total silence in the room. Sasori blushed terribly, feeling so embarrassed. He felt so stupid. Of course, there were other ways to shut the mouth of Deidara, but why did he thought of that way so fast?

Deidara also couldn't start a conversation. He doesn't know where to start.

"Deidara, I'm sorry about that." Sasori said; his eyes couldn't meet Deidara's.

"It's okay Danna, un." Deidara forced a smile although he wanted more.

"Do not think I was the one who sent for the letter; you were just too noisy that made me perform unexpected movements."

"Yes, Danna." Deidara said silently. But I wish it was longer, even for some few more seconds, un.

A/N: I tried to update faster this time because we'll be having a practice for our school project on the weekend. I hoped you had fun reading this chappie! I thought it was cute when Sasori called Deidara his "Cutie Patootie"…

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