Chapter 3: Bicyckle Balls
Neil and Stasey looked at dead puding bobs again. Neile noticed something big inside. He pullit out and white goo was everyewhere. " What is that?" Said stasey. Wallis stopped being the homo for a minute and said " That is a power ball, they were made in new evil exes, and neill can abosrb them, which is his canada power." " So I can have as many powerballs as I want which means powers like Mega Man!" Said a happy neol. " Yes." said wallis, then he did the homo again and teleportaled. Wallis canada power is the homo, in case you wondered.
Stasey noticed something different when neil hugged her passively after the fight and ball pickup. She noticed his new pudding boobies! " They jiglys" She said. " I now have my own boobies! TYhis is cool!, what can do?" " You can use bobies as airbag, which will sabve life, like it did mine when I was 4." Said stas. "I am going to home and play bass, and stuff, want to come home sates?" "Only if you play We be Sex Bob." " Is only song I know!" " I think that song is sexy like you nail!." " Tahnk you Sastey! I love you!" Stasey was happy at love, but then all of teh sudden, evil ex came!
" SO NEIL. I HEAR YOU DATE STESY. I AM EEL SACUL, STASEY 2ND EVIL EX." " I will kill you because of my new canda power!" " Silly Nail! I am too good at sports to be defeat by your canada power!" " aren't you skatebord?" Asked neil. " NO, was may dady, I use my special canada power, BICYCLE WHEELS!" All of sudden, his canada power was evident, he has the ability to turn into a Centycle, which is half human half bicycle. " Okay, I make a deal" Neil said, Stasey was being a tampon, so she left anyway, and couldn't get pmsd at Neil. " What" Said Eel. " I will give you satsey if you take go down that rocket plane and live!" " No prolbem, your not going to sand a chance!" Sed evil eel. They went to the top of the rocket plane, which was near red rockit bar, where we be sex bob played. " I have set up many thigns on rockey, to make stunts awesomely!" Sed Eel, Neil was scared of one of them. There was a wall, and he wasn't as sports as Eel, and was probably not going to go through it. " I have to do it for stasey, even if she is mad times." Saod emotional nailo. Eel sped down the wall, doing flippy tricks like Rico in Just Calue, which is Neils favorite. Neil watched as rico ell was speeding really fast, his wheel were looking wobbles. He make it to wall, and then slipped on naner! and almost dead, but was at bottom, so needed finish off! Neil remember what Stastey sed, and thaqt was use jiglys as airpoof bag. So he did that, and curb stomped eel, and got money coins, and bought stasey new clothing, with sex bob on it, and so they made up and got happy, but then... there was a horde of meatatarians outside!