Cíao, or Guten tag, this is Vatican City, the Holy Capital of the World! My twin is Holy Roman Empire, or present-day Germany, my boyfriend is Prussia, and my, uh, child is Axis Beilschmidt. After seeing Beijing mad for a while over Cleverbot and Greenland in a corner for the same reason, I had to see what was so maddening about this. So here's my conversation with Cleverbot.
me: Alright, let's get this over with. Hello, Cleverbot.
Cb: Never its so muxh fun. (A/n: yeaaaahhh, no comment.)
me: ...the fuck? (*Vatican doesn't censor, biatch!*)
Cb: What is in the future?
me: THE FUCK?
Cb: What is the future of design?
me: THE FUCK?
Cb: The future in America.
me: WHAT THE FUCK.
Cb: Please don't say that without cause.
me: *raises middle finger on both hands*
Cb: Easy.
me: *continues to hold middle fingers up with unamused look*
Cb: *eating popcorn*
me: *throws hands into air* I give up, this is stupid. *walks away*
Cb: -1.
me: Go fuck yourself.
Cb: Mighty be fun!
me: O.O
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Beijing walked into Vatican's room to find Baby Axis poking his mother's cheek, who was promptly passed out on the floor.
"Mommy got mad at the computer, then it said something and she fell asleep." Axis said, as of it made the most perfect sense in the world.