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Pearl Darkness.
Hi guys. Filler before I publish another chapter of Lost…or Secret Base. Depends on my brain.
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NOTE: For those who left a question in the review section rather than my inbox, I will mention your username in the story. However, if you inbox me, I will seek for your permission before doing so. It's not that I disrespect those who reviewed by not asking for their permission, I hope you guys understand. Since everyone can see your review, they can also see your username so…yeah.
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Dear RWBY #3
Start.
"Hey everyone how's it going, this is everyone's favorite girl Yang Xiao-"
"Good evening Remnant." Blake said while putting her palm on her overhyped partner's face, pushing her away from her scroll.
"Yeah friends, it's another 'Dear RWBY'!" Ruby waved vigorously at the scroll.
"And it's my turn this time, don't you guys dare touch the cookie jar." The Faunus smirked, hands reaching out for the jar that awaited her on Ruby's desk.
"Weiss, you really should greet our fans at the beginning of the video sometimes." Ruby turned to the heiress who was crossing her arms, the usual scowl on her face – though she couldn't hide that curve on her lips. She was sitting on her own bed watching Yang tried to struggle out of Blake's solid kitty grip, enjoying the moment to the fullest because it wasn't every day that you see the blonde brute being actually suppressed.
"Weiss?" Came Ruby's voice again, and this time it startled the heiress.
"Y-Yes?" She turned to face the team leader.
"Save the ogling for later, it's Dear RWBY time now!" Ruby booped Weiss' nose.
"Hey!"
"Please do the honor Blake~" Ruby ignored the scowling heiress and dragged her sister into a headlock, allowing the Faunus to draw from the cookie jar.
"Anonymous asked…" Blake read the question aloud after clearing her throat, "Who among you…has best legs."
"What kind of absurd question is that?!"
"Weiss…"
"Duh, of course it's me!" Yang said after she got herself free from Ruby's extremely weak grip, "I never skipped leg day!"
"Uh…" Ruby fidgeted, "Sorry sis…but I think Blake has better legs. I mean, look at those Bella-thighs!"
"Rubes, stop drooling." Yang rolled her eyes.
"Ruby, this won't be fair." Blake said with a poker face, "We've never seen your legs before."
"Now that I think about it…" Weiss raised one eyebrow.
"All her outfits consisted of either leggings or long pants." Blake tilted her head and smirked, "Including her pajamas."
"As her dearest sister," Yang puffed out her chest proudly, "I can tell you guys that I've seen her legs."
"Oh, like, ten years ago? When she was around Zwei's height?" Weiss retorted sarcastically.
"Guys, stop!" Ruby face-palmed.
"Never!" Yang yelled.
"Well…" Blake continued, seemingly unaffected by the blonde and the heiress. She still wore her signature poker face, staring right into the scroll, "Well, this question is rather vague. What do they mean by 'best'? It could be good looking but it could also be the strongest. Like, in combat or something."
"Of course it's both, duh!" Yang showed off her legs, "Sorry girls, but Xiao Long is winning this one."
"Yang, you use your fists to fight." Blake jabbed her elbow at her partner, "If you want to compare muscles, Weiss probably has the strongest since she bounces like a pinball a lot when she fights."
"Hey!"
"As her partner plus team leader, I can confirm that." Ruby gave the Faunus a look and a thumbs-up, "She has pretty leg muscles!"
All eyes in the room simultaneously concentrated on Weiss, earning a yelp of annoyance and surprise from her.
Yang started wiggling her eyebrows as she leaned closer to the heiress, "You always wear dresses and it's a hell lot easier for us to take a good look at those bab-"
Her sentence was cut off by a smack to the face by a certain heiress' legs.
"Weiss, calm down!" Ruby covered the scroll immediately, "You may have just flashed our viewers your panties…"
"Delete, this, scene. Now."
"Never!" Blake and Yang yelled in unison; they gave each other a high-five after that.
"…"
"Don't worry Weiss, we'll censor it with the almighty pixel!" Ruby said cheerfully.
-Beep-
"In all seriousness," Blake continued, "Weiss' legs have dancer's muscles and they look really pretty. However, I still gotta ask Ruby to take off her leggings so that we can compare."
"You just want to ogle her aren't you?" Weiss huffed with her nose, "Your gay has been poured out like a waterfall."
"But I wonder who the useless lesbian is." Blake raised her eyebrow.
"Blake Belladonna."
"She just admitted that!" Yang laughed merrily.
Just one second before the heiress turned Team RWBY's dorm room into Atlas level snow mountain, Ruby interrupted, "Hey, why don't we ask Team JNPR?"
"Yeah! Legs-go guys!"
"Really? Really, Yang?"
"Weiss, imagine what it's like to live with her…"
"Aren't we all living with her now?" Blake shrugged.
"You guys just don't appreciate quality humor!" The blonde half yelled.
"Puns, are the cheapest form of humor!" Ruby retorted.
"That's so not true!" Her sister defended, "Have you ever watched Ryan Hi-"
"Guys," Blake cut in, "Before we stranded away from the question again, let's just go ask JNPR like Ruby had suggested and finish this vlog. I kind of want to rest."
"Hmph." Weiss crossed her arms, "Like Team JNPR would ever agree to-"
-Camera switch-
"Heeeeeeeey!" Jaune waved at the scroll and forced out the best smile he could get before turning to face the girls, "Didn't know you guys were doing this vlog thingy!"
Prryha giggled beside him while Nora was busy telling Ren how he would've aced this competition if it weren't for the fact that they had to choose between the members of Team RWBY only.
"Yeah, sorry to bother you guys, it was Rubes' idea to ask you all…"
"Because we couldn't decide." Blake continued her partner's sentence.
"Have you guys ever seen Ren's legs?"
The man shoved Nora away before sending the rest of the members an apologetic look. He then dragged the probably-drank-two-cups-of-coffee hammer wielder out of Team RWBY's dorm; just before he closed the door though, he mouthed 'I vote for Weiss' before sending them a subtle smile.
"One vote for ice queen." Yang scribbled on a piece of paper.
"I vote for Weiss too." Prryha raised her hand.
"Noooo!" The blonde dropped the pencil dramatically and stared at the Amazonian, "I thought you would've voted for me! Traitor!"
Before Jaune could speak next, Yang sent him a glare so scary that he almost choked on his own saliva.
"I…I vote for Yang." The poor boy whispered.
"Good." The glare turned into a sunny smile; although it still remained menacing enough to scare Jaune as he hurried back to his own dorm followed by Prryha.
"Alright, what about you two?" She then turned to her partner, then her sister.
"Jaune's gonna have nightmare for at least three weeks." Ruby shook her head, "You tend to go overboard sometimes, sis."
"That was just a glare." Yang said, "Emphasize on 'glare'. I didn't even raise my fist."
"Do you have any idea how scary your glare is, Xiao Long?" Weiss interrupted, "Only second to Professor Goodwitch's. Probably."
"Guys, end this, please, I'm tired." Blake scowled.
"Shark week eh kitten?"
"…"
"Before Blake kills you…I vote for you." Weiss said, avoiding eye contact with everyone. Her cheeks were slightly pink as she faced the other side.
"Who?"
"You."
"I beg your pardon?"
"You, you dumb dragon!"
Ruby and Blake gasped as Yang was rendered speechless.
"Actually, I…" The dragon scratched her head, her voice shaking and her tone nervous, "I wanted to vote for you too…"
"Ugh, guys, please, this is too gay, please stop…"
"Yeah, get a room you two."
"We're not-"
-Beep-
"Sorry guys, things were kind of messy." Ruby smiled at the scroll and placed a piece of paper half burned right in front of it, "This is the result of the voting…and I hope we've answered your question, anonymous!"
Ruby – 1
Weiss – 3
Blake – 1
Yang – 2
"Weiss and Yang are kinda…not in the condition to talk right now, and Blake's gone to rest…so…yeah, thank you guys for watching. And please, put 'Dear RWBY' right in front of your question so that when we read it, it'll sound more badass! Bye guys, have a nice day!"
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Am I the only one who really loves Weiss' legs? Yes, my favorite character is Yang Xiao Long, but somehow I think Weiss has better legs. Mostly because she wears high heels and it really brings out her…you know, elegance.
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Thank you anonymous (you know who you are) for sending in this question. Stay tuned guys.
Special thanks to my buddy:
Pearl Darkness.