Hey!!! This is me-umm me? idk i dont have a name yet....just know that im the other half of this author account...YAY!!
A/n: so the "works of literature they are going to be using are...Frankenstein, Finding Nemo, Mary-Kate and Ashley Detective Agency, the Little Engine That Could, Dracula, Cats, and Harry Potter.
Disclaimer: so i own nothing nothing nothing!!!! IM poor im feeble and weak and they took everything!!!! Curse my cruel fate curses upon the world!! ooga booga and all that jazz...hmmm jazz like jasper....if i owned jasper that'd be sweet!! I could take him to school and he'd be like my little emo bodyguard muwahahahahahahahah....but i don't awww mann T.T maybe when i rule the world...
The week long adventures of Emmett and Jasper
by: me-the other half- =]
Chapter 3- the day arrives...oh Snap!!
"La La La La!"
The musical 'La's' broke the silence of the Cullen home. A large black "cat" with a Steven Tyler themed mane bounded down the stairs.
****A/n this is a joke between me and my sister she believes that Rum Tum Tugger Looks like a rocker kinda and proceeds to call him "Aerosmith Kitty" .....ALL THE TIME lol it is funny though.~author out!****
He stopped in the living room and stood in front of Rosalie shaking his hips in and "enticing manner".
"Umm Emmett? What are you doing?"
"The WLRPGGT start today aren't you excited meoooowwwww" he-uh-sang? "My name is not Emmett anymore my sweet love! It is Rum Tum Tugger and I ama curious cat" Emm-Rum Tum Tugger wriggled his eyebrows at the poor vampiress.
"Oh. Fantastic! My husband has mutated into a spandex and fur wearing freak." Rosalie pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration.
****A/n I like to call it the annoying people spot. If someone is bothering you, you get this headache and it causes the dreaded "nose-pinching" as seen here****
A commotion came from the staircase. Both occupants in the living room turned towards the noise. Alice ran down the stairs "Presenting Grizabella the Glamour Cat!!" she said. Then she ran back up the stairs to drag "Grizabella" down with her.
"Why do we let Alice pick out our characters again?" Jaspabella grumbled. He looked absolutely dashingin his ripped fishnet, high heels, scraggly grey fur and long black gloves with red sparkly fingernails.
"Because" Alice said " You guys NEVER let me play and that's not fair!"
"But Alice love" Jaspabella clawed at Alice's leg *** in kitty mode*** "You never want to play untill the game is already started mew mew."
"Yea Meow" Emmett said as he sauntered over to Alice and the other doofus-cat-vampire."You always want to make the costumes and this is obviously a man's game. Me-Ow" Emmett said as he reached into his mane and pulled out a mirror to check his cat make-up.
***A/n seriously can anyone see this? If not, look up a picture of Rum Tum Tugger and picture big ol' emmett in that costume in this scene...It's CRAY-ZAY!***
"Ugh!" Alice yelled "What. Ever.........I KNOW EVERYTHING! AND-AND-AND YOUR STOOOPID!!!!!" And she ran away.
"What's her problem meow meow?" Emmett asked as he started to play with a ball of yarn. Jasper looked up form the bowl of blood(labled milk) he was lapping.
*like a cat ^_^ heheh kitty want some candy-Jim Gaffigan**
"Maybe she had some bad nip meow meow" He went back to feasting.
"Hmmm meow. Maybe if I butt my head against Rosalie she'll scratch behind my ears! YAAAAYY!! Oh Rosie my sweet Queen!!**cats reference** YOUR TOM CAT IS COMING FOR YOU!!!" Rum Tum Emmett pounced away.
SUDDENLY...
Jasper was all alone.
BAM!!!!!!
A metaphorical spotlight was shining on him. So naturally he wobbly stood on his 6 inch heels. Curses Alice Meow Meow He thought. ( He had to stay in character even in his mind. Hey! Edward could be listening in right?)
And he began to sing.....Badly. Hey this is a musical singing is required at least once. Remember Emmett's "La La's"?
"Meooooooooooowww *cough cough* Do Re Ti Mi Fa So La Do!
Memory All alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again....Meow"
The Cullen's were listening in on Jasper's little performance and when he finished there was a stunned silence then Emmett broke out in to maniacal laughter. Which was heard through the house and half the surrounding woods.
"Dude! Dude! You sounded like a fruitcake HA HA HA HA!!" He was rolling on the ground overcome with laughter.
"Meow Meow" Jaspabella cleaned his "paws."
Emmett froze mid-role "Crap!" He shot up his mane tousled,"Crappy Crappity Crap Crap! I suck I am the King Cat of Stoopidness! Roooaaaarrrrr!" Quickly he regained his cat character and the moved on.
Day 1
Final Score
Jasper-1 Emmett-zip
Emmett-I hate this game *grumble grumble*
Me- No you don't you love it
Jasper- Yeah Em your just mad that your losing
Me-HEY you got out of my bat cave too? IMPOSSIBLAY!!! That's it!! Chloroform for everybody!!!!!! *uses magical chloroform blaster to drug up all her
stolen- borrowed characters once more. Then throws Emmett and Jasper back into the Bat Cave*
*silence*
Me- ahh much better no distracting character now I can rest...I mean haha work on the next chapter!!
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