Psycho Conundrum (WTf right? Needs a better title)
Discarded idea. Enjoy what i got before i lost inspiration.
Their instructor danced around and between their attacks, making minute corrections to their angles of attack with such ease that they were reminded of spars between their senseis at the academy.
She was a tall person who possessed a lithe figure. Said person also had a narrow waist which flared out into wide hips, long slender legs, a modest bust and dusky, smooth skin. This individual wore thick, dark leather pants and a sleeveless armoured vest, albeit in a size which only served draw attention to the figure's shapely body-mostly to her bust. The figure had mid-back length white hair, a smooth face complete with dark, pouty lips and delicate eyebrows, cheekbones and a button nose. Said figure also had a high pitched but soft voice which could convey any emotion, even though said figure always spoke in a tired, bored monotone. The voice was conveying disappointment at the moment, with a large hood shielding her face from light and white bangs peeking over the edge of the lower part of the hood, elbow length gloves and guards firmly fixed onto her arms.
"I said to strike after feinting, Naruto, not before... Kick a bit higher, around the temples, you'd do more dam- stick to the basics first before making your own moves to flow in with-". The figure sighed as it brushed its left ear, showing studded ears bearing four dark blue small loops and three green on the right ear which were glimpsed at as the feminine hooded figure moved her head to track their movements across their training field.
'The least he could do is help with their training not keep ogling that poor, scantily dressed person eating sweets.'
Sighing for the umpteenth time, the figure called out to the two people fighting in the field:
"That's all for today, it's getting dark which means you should be on your-"
"But I'm not tired at all!"
"-way home. Never, ever interrupt me again. Do you understand Naruto." The figure said as the surrounding area suddenly darkened, the air shook with palpable rage, trees swayed, an unbearable heat seared their skin and a minute crease of the figures brow their world.
Naruto, the first genin and Sasuke, the second were scared almost to the point of passing out because of Naruto's overenthusiastic retort and the weight crashing down on their shoulders. They would have, too, when; *Fart*
The pressure dissipated as if it was never there in the first place and the training field lightened considerably as a large muscular figure strolled into the field munching on several sweets with his mask tilted up, just enough to shove the assortment of candies into his mouth while occasionally looking behind and giggling to himself and mumbling incoherently.
He was a bulky, muscular and tall individual clad in a sleeveless armoured vest accompanying thick leather trousers with shin guards and sturdy, large boots, wrist grabbing gloves sturdy enough to withstand blows from a sword–all in ominous dark colours to go with a maroon mask hiding his face, but allowed a bit of a leeway, showing bronze skin, pulled taut over corded muscle. This, however, sharply contrasted with his, fluorescent pink hair and a cute brown bunny he was currently petting, ruining the badass image he was going for.
He stopped chomping loudly when he saw how tense every one was, especially the hooded one.
"Err, did I miss something?" He spotted Naruto and Sasuke down on their knees, leaning on each other,panting with eyes wide and shaking like leaves in a storm. He noticed the minute crease on his partner's forehead and deduced that something caught the figure's ire, he tried calming the figure down.
"Oi, shouldn't you two be going home or do you want to keep cuddling and getting all cosy with each other?"
Naruto spluttered and blushed while Sasuke's eye twitched as Naruto jumped away and Sasuke dusted his knees, both wiped beads of sweat away. They both edged slowly behind the hulking figure, who immediately started patting their heads while surreptitiously trying to sneak them identical candy packs and shooing them away.
Immediately the two had gone far enough, the lithe figure started crumpling to her knees, only to be caught by the hulking figure who wrapped his arms around the lighter figure protectively around them as both of them disappeared from the training ground and from the eyes hidden in the shadows around the training ground, as hushed cussing was heard as four figures blurred into view on the space previously occupied.
A ghostly laugh was all that was left of the mysterious duo that had been in and around the village for about three months, they had as yet failed to make direct contact the two, or in a more aggressive move, get them in custody for 'questioning'. The leader of the team of nin sighed. It was grating on his nerves how they had yet to get a hold of them. The string pullers were breathing down his neck, as they had been for months, knowing as he knew that the duo were so far ahead of them in terms of skill that it was past being funny. He sighed into his mask, Inu, then swirled his hand in the air and pointed in the direction he sensed they departed to.
They landed deep within the forest a few yards away from a stream.
"You should not strain yourself while training ones so young. Remember that you have not fully recovered from 'it', Masu-chan." The bulkier of the two addressed the one now known as 'Masu' as he moved about; spotting a sturdy baobab tree to set the smaller figure down against, in a tranquil clearing situated in what was known as the 'Forest of Death' as attested by the fact that a jaguar many times the size of the male figure passed by, only glancing in their direction in mild curiosity as it spat out a gnarled metal plate from its chewing mouth. It moved on when the pink haired figure shooed it away by tossing the cute, pudgy little bunny rabbit, which was immediately swallowed whole.
He crouched, scooping handfuls of water to clear away any dirt or leaves and such that may have clung to his body from their supersonic departure, unlikely as it was because of the speed with which he had moved would have created a pseudo-wall of- He shook his head, 'Not the time to start scientific speculation.' So, instead, he focused on what his companion was saying.
"I *Sigh* I know something big is in store for those two and their generation, and that is why we going through all this; working be-"
"'behind the scenes to bring about true peace', yes, yes I know, but we have been given years upon years to bring about this change, still doesn't mean that you can't take it slow-enjoy the ride if you will-but please, we just started this bloody quest last year after 'it'." The bulkier figure insisted after smoothly cutting into the other's sentence.
"Dont look at me like that; it's for your own good and you know it too!" They settled into a comfortable silence, only broken by the rustling of the grass as Masu stretched out her legs on the forest floor followed by the taller one settling down and resting his head on Masu's lap, Masu immediately stroking his hair with slender fingers that worked their way to the roots of his hair, soothing him and making him sigh in contentment. After a few minutes of quiet rumination, mostly on Masu's side,
"Sorry, what I did was wrong, but-" Masu sighed "-it's just that those two are exactly like how I and him were when we were younger and still the best of friends, before we had to grow up, before ambition ruined our friendship and our his quest for revenge broke us apart and he betrayed what we once were."
The muscled man nodded sleepily, his eyes drooping.
Sure that he was asleep, Masu lowered her hood, letting her mane of pure white hair out in the open, revealing two tiny black protrusions at the crown of her head at a sixty degree angle difference between them. She sighed as they lengthened to a total of seven inches, ignoring the bend at the midlength of them. Supressing them always left her a bit edgy and prone to violent, draining outbursts... and a craving for watermelon for some reason. She raised a hand to feel the tips of her pitch black horns, also knowing her eyes would revert to the purple, concentric circled dojutsu the rikudo sennin was famous for.
She ran her fingers through his scalp. She really loved doing that, nearly as much as she loved him. She stopped when she detected a number of fairly powerful chakra signatures moving steadily towards her and her partner. She sighed, 'Why couldn't they just let her be. Yes, she was interacting with their Jinchuuriki and the last loyal Uchiha. But after three months of progress on their part, couldn't they just accept that she and her partner meant no harm. They're a ninja village, but come on.'
Sighing again, she slapped her hands together and held them like that, "Aegis of Displacement."
I really suck at naming shit
A translucent dome appeared around the two which started vibrating quickly before disappearing with an electric fizzle and the smell of ozone.
The group of five people, ANBU to be politically correct, landed were the faint trail stopped.
One of the ANBU threw his mask down off his face, "Goatmouth Motherfucker!." Inu sighed
everyone sighs too much, yes I know
He had a lot of bullshitting to pull off in front of the general council, before he would give his full report to Sandaime-sama. A long report. 'Paperwork, ugh.'
"Back to base everyone."
Another concept that can and has been explored many times. Time Travel. This story has the big one being Sasuke, or at least his scavenged body parts held together by metal an circuitry after being used and discarded by Orochimaru. The girl is nuke-nin Naruto, who after posing as a female on so many self assigned missions to bring back Sasuke, has gone insane, after being raped, beaten, tortured in boiling oil etc. He finally goes insane, differentiating herself from Naruto as an entirely different entity. Some dark shit goes on, generally a horror/mystery/thriller thing, a core part of the story explores Masuyo's love for Sasuke. Please, someone take this idea up (a mention of me will be nice (makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside)) PM? I guess if you're stuck.