Kendra: Hellooo and welcome to my new series Ask Kuro! I'm your host Kendra Evet along with my right hand man, Justin!...who is still currently not here due to the fact that Alan, Eric, William, and Ronald ganged up on him. *sad face* Sorry I haven't updated in forever. I have no internet so…And a certain blonde screwed up my document.
Ashley: It's not my fault you didn't lock your computer. *grumble*
William: What time is it?
Miranda: It doesn't matter what time it is, when the hell is breakfast!
Kendra: *shuffles paper* It is 12:31am. No one shall eat until 9. *clears throat* On to dares and questions!
Undertaker: *cackles* Do we have some interesting dares and questions?
Kendra: Mhm, do we ever. Over to you, Ashley.
Ashley: Kk, boss. Our first dare is from: Valerie Michaelis. Over to you, Miranda.
Miranda: It says: i dare ciel to break off his contract with sebby so i can have him. keh..keh..keh _
Kendra: Hmm.. Is that it?
Miranda: No, she says she loves you Sebastian.
Sebastian: If you loved me, you would let me have Boccan's soul first T.T
Ciel: We'll discuss this, Miss. Valerie.
Kendra: Next dare! Over to you Ashley!
Ashley: Next dare is from death angel shadw kat. I like deh name. I really do.
Miranda: It says: i dare Ciel to wear a druss again *randomle hugs someone* i like the series so far cookies for everyone bye.
Everyone: *takes a cookie and noms on it*
Ciel: *sigh* I suppose you already have the hideous thing ready for me?
Kendra: Naturally. It's hanging up in the closet. Feel free to change there.
Ciel: Come along, Sebastian. *walks to the closet*
Sebastian: Yes, my lord.
Ashley: Kendra, I'm sorry, but you are obsessed with the strangest things. I love you still.
Kendra: I love you too.
Ashley: So. This question. It's from Sacha Michaelis.
Kendra: Thanks, Sacha.
Miranda: So. This question. It says: Will why are do you act like you have a stick jabbed up your ass? Also this is for everyone what is your favorite color?
William: Why does everyone describe it like that? But anyways. My team is very childish, so I must be cold and cruel to get my point across them. And I really have no favorite color. I see no reason to have one.
Kendra: Mines black!
Grell: Do I have to answer? Oh, well I will anyways. Red!
Miranda: Sky blue.
Ashley: Dark colors.
Ronald: Hmmmm…. Purple.
Alan: Lavender.
Eric: I really don't have one either.
Undertaker: Kekekekekekekekeke~ All the colors!
Ciel: *comes out of the closet in a dark blue dress* Blue.
Sebastian: *right behind Ciel* Black.
Kendra: Alright. Next one.
Ashley: Is from anon user BloodRedVamp
Miranda: Okay this is a lot:
1) Idare Sebastian to make out with Grelly if you don't do it, you'll have to screw a reaper of your choice. K? K good.
2) Have Ronnie give Will a lapdance.
3) Alan dress in what he think is gangster sexy.
4) Eric screw William. If you don't screw Grell NO EXCEPTIONS!
5) ciel pimp slap a hoe of your choice (preferably lizzy x.x)
Question: Undertaker, what do you think about Will?
Sebastian: I don't like either one of those dares but I would rather kiss Grell then actually have sexual intercourse with a reaper.
Audience: *disappointment* Awe!
Sebastian: Oh, do hush!
Grell: Oh, Sebas-chan~! *flings self in Sebastian's arms*
Sebastian: *kisses Grell quickly and kicks him off* Never again.
Grell: *pouts* Oh well. So much for that.
William: I…uh….What? *bright red*
Ronald: *smirks* This shall be fun.
*ONE LAPDANCE AND A HARDENED MEMBER LATER*
Ronald: *tries to get off William's lap*
William: *holding him down* No, you stay.
Ronald: But-but-but I let everyone see what I do to you.
Miranda: Wow. I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.
Ashley: Scarring but yet so hot.
Grell: Very.
William: *hides face in Ronald's back*
Kendra: *reaches over and pats his back* Don't worry. Eric is gonna take good care of you.
William: ….
Kendra: Well, come on Alan. Lets get all gangster-y
Alan: If I must. *is dragged by Kendra*
Eric: Don't stress him out too much, will ya?
Kendra: I won't!
*TEN MINUTES LATER*
Alan: *follows behind Kendra* I feel stupid. *is wearing a tight grey tank top, baggy black shorts, high top Nike Airs, and a flat bill monster hat*
Eric: *gawks*
William: Its…..new.
Eric: It's sexy.
Kendra: I do agree with Eric.
Alan: *blushes*
Kendra: Remember what we talked about~
Alan: Right. *slouches, crossing arms and spreading legs*
Grell: An all you can eat buffet, eh?
William: Blood hell, I'm next.
Kendra: I've been looking for some EricxWilliam smut.
Miranda: You are not normal.
Ashley: I wanna watch!
Miranda: Strangely enough, I do too.
Everyone: *silence*
Kendra: *claps hands together* Lets get to screwing. *lounges in chair casually*
Ashley: Go in dry!
Eric/William: Hell no!
Kendra: Never mind that. There is a dare that needs to be done!
*an hour later*
Ashley: Damn…I never realized gay sex was such a turn on for me
Everyone: *looks at Ashley*
Ashley: What? You have to admit, your dicks got hard.
Eric: At least I got the stick up his ass out right? *double meaning*
Ashley: *laughs stupidly* I see what you did there.
Kendra: Wooooo! Pimp slap a hoe Ciel
Miranda/Kendra/Ashley: Pimp slap dat hoe p-p-pimp slap dat hoe.
Ciel: *pimp slaps Sebastian* I've been meaning to do that for a while. I've just been too busy.
Sebastian: Understandable, sir.
Undertaker: What do I think about Willu? Hehehehe~ I think he's an overworked man who sat on his scythe and got it lodged up into his rear end. I would say more but poor Willu is about to explode over there~
William: ***
Undertaker: Now, now Spears, remember that bloodpressure of yours.
William: ***
Undertaker: *laughs hysterically and falls onto the floor*
William: *mutters*
Kendra: Ohhhkaaaayyyyy then. Will, those were not the most appropriate things to say about Unny. But anyways! We have more dares and another question!
Ashley: From Moonshiner: Grell: Hit on Alan.
Eric: Don't hit Grell.
Ashley: Be random as fuck during the whole show.
Miranda: Kiss Kendra- with tongue.
Undertaker: how old are you?
*silence*
Miranda: No. *blushes*
Grell: A dare's a dare, Miranda~!
Eric: So. I'm expected not to hit Grell….? We'll see..
Ashley: I wanna hamburger..
Grell: *flirting with Alan*
Alan: *blushing like crazy*
Miranda: I'm not doing it. I don't know where her mouth has been..
Kendra: Well whatever then.
Undertaker: I lost count after two hundred.
Ashley: Pickles!
Ronald: Well, this was an interesting episode.
Ashley: Well this ends todays episode of Ask Kuro!
Undertaker: Please submit your questions or dares in the review box. Please and thanks! Heh heh heh.
Everyone: *waves* Good bye!