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The harmful rays of the sun peeked from the dark blue curtains, shining upon the pink smooth lips of the Uchiha, a tongue lightly running across said lips. Sasuke rolled over so that the sun ray attacked part of his back.

The once inaudible atmosphere was suddenly interrupted by sounds of Sasuke's phone. He glowered, who the hell was calling him at 8am in the morning? It wasn't necessarily that early but he fucked up until 3am and would like to reenergize. The constant noise did not decease, causing rumbling from the other side of his bed to stir. Said sex partner, Sakura, rose up slowly, a hand rubbing her drowsy eyes.

Why was she still here? She knows to leave as soon as she recovers.

Getting slightly infuriated, he grabbed the phone and pressed down on answer, pressing the phone to his ear.

"What the hell do you want?" Talking with his teeth gritted.

"Well good morning to you too, grumpy. What's up?" The raven immediately recognized the voice to be Kiba's. He pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Well I was sleeping until an aggravating mutt decided to call me for some bullshit."

He could hear muffled chuckling through the phone. Nothing was funny what so ever. Sasuke frowned, getting ready to hang up on the dog.

"Mm, good morning Sasuke-kun." The pinky stated warily, leaning in to give Sasuke a kiss but instead to have her face shoved by a large hand. Rude, she thought to herself as she turned around furiously slinging the blanket over her, back facing her discourteous lover.

Ignoring the obvious annoyed pink head, he turned his attention back to the phone. "Kiba you have a 5 seconds to explain to me what you want to do or I'm hanging up on your filthy ass."

He could feel the eye roll from the phone from dog boy as he continued his explanation. "I need you to take Kimmy to the doctor for her checkup and physical for gymnastics."

"That's what being a parent is for Kiba, why don't you or Madara handle that shit?"

"Well because I'm busy and Madara is busy and we're sort of outside the hotel now. I brought some clothes for you to wear also."

There was a pregnant pause. He tried to remember if he ever gave Kiba the address to the hotel or not. He couldn't recall it so how did—oh wait, Kiba been there quite a few times for certain situations that happened.

"Room 234."

"Great, be there in 3mins."

Throwing the covers off, he grabbed his discarded boxers and went to the bathroom. After cleaning himself up to the best of his abilities until he took a shower he headed to the door which began to knock. Opening the door, he was greeted with a red puffy eyes Kiba, hair messy with a V-neck hanging loosely off him, a weak smile and a pair of loose pants on. He looked pretty pitiful.

Looking down, he eyed the small girl with her hair in a ponytail, a red long sleeve shirt with a picture of a princess crown decorating it, and blue jeans on. She smiled happily, her big red-brownish eyes staring at her cousin. Sasuke gave her a slight nod, not knowing how else to deal with a child.

Raising his eyes, Sauske examined the Uchiha-in-law. "Man what happened? You look worse than usual."

"I feel like your Uncle is cheating on me, that's what."

Standing stiffly, Sasuke rose a curious eyebrow? Cheat? No Uchiha do not cheat… He wouldn't call what he was doing cheating since Sakura knows her place in his life; a simple object of pleasure.

"You probably need sleep, there's no way in hell Madara would cheat, if he didn't want you, he would have divorced you a long time ago."

Kiba seem to flinch at those words, was he really feeling insecure?

"Yeah, coming home at 5 in the morning or even later is called dedication. He owns a damn company. If he needed things done that's what employees are for. You know me and him haven't had sex in five weeks? He's been coming back late for three weeks so that means he's tired of me." He fumed, trying to keep his distress at a minimum so Kimmy wouldn't have to worry.

Never in his life have he ever did anything to make Madara cheat on him. He was annoying yes he admit that but, he always tried to make time for him and Madara to be alone ever since they had Kimmy. He knew Kimmy wasn't the problem because Madara looked at her like she was the most precious thing in the world, even treated her like royalty. Maybe it was really Kiba who was of no use anymore.

"Dude, I highly doubt that anyone can stand his rude, demon demeanor besides you. I have no idea how you dealt with it but you kept him in check."

He nodded as if he was unsure to agree or not. Softly, he pushed Kimmy to the Uchiha. "I'll be back to pick you up Kimmy, behave for mommy alright?"

She nodded extremely and ran inside to the nearest tv.

"I'll be back soon. Hopefully she isn't too much for a child hater like you."

The pale man snorted and frowned, he was a good sitter but he didn't find children adorable but annoying, cute but ugly, sweet but disgusting. But Uchiha children had more of a calm personality, no matter who the non Uchiha parent was.

"Whatever, I'll call you when she's all done and all you have to do is pick her up."

"Alright, thanks man. I know I said I was busy but actually I just need some time to myself. Madara is out, nothing new now, so I'd like this time to myself to straighten myself out."

Oh he understood that feeling to want to be alone, he knew it all too well.

Not saying much then a nod in agreement, Kiba took his leave, a sad smile staining his face as he looked back at Sasuke.

He knew that feeling far too well.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He could feel hands all over his body, feeling every inch of him as he squirmed around. He needed to be touch, no. He needed to be fucked thoroughly. Arching his back, he felt a hand grip his harden cock, giving it a firm stroke. The other hand seem to be opening his legs exposing his twitching needy hole, letting what seems like the whole world see him at his vulnerable state.

"I want you to say my name. I want you to beg for it."

Naruto was a writhing mess, he could barely function let alone speak. His breathing grew erect as two fingers penetrated his hole, scissoring around to stretch him out. He lightly thrashed around, sweat rolling off his face.

"Say my name."

"P-Please…"

A third hand was immediately pushed into his tight caverns.

"What was that?"

"Fuu… please fuck me."

The three fingers barely rubbed across his prostate and he was already moaning like a whore. The other hand teasing the slit of his head, pre-cum leaking out.

"Say. My. Name."

His mouth went to go and call out the man but the only thing that was heard was a loud groan, his milky essence spilling all over the hand that was gripped to his manhood.

"Mommy!"

The sweaty tan blonde jumped up from his sleep, feeling a bit dizzy from suddenly sitting up. Lifting up his cover and his boxes he could smell and see the sticky substance staining his boxers. He frowned and threw the covers off him, walking on noodle legs, clear indication of him getting over his high.

He looked over to his son who was staring at him strangely, head tilted.

"Mommy why are you walking so funny?"

Grumbling, he ignored the question and went to the bathroom to clean himself off. Peeling the soiled boxers off, he threw them on the floor and grabbed his wash cloth and began to wipe the substance off. What was he, a sixteen year old? He shouldn't be having wet dreams at his age. He can probably blame it on not having sex in half a year.

Once deeming himself clean he opened the door, going downstairs to the smell of breakfast cooking. Licking his lips he grabbed a seat at the table. It was rare for Tsunade to cook breakfast but when she did, you had to be there. Her cooking was something to die for. Her nice fluffy, buttery, crispy edge pancakes was amazing, her perfectly scrambled and season eggs was heaven, her crispy bacon and juicy sausage was something to pray for and her homemade orange juice could keep you running back for more.

Meito was already eating as a plate of pancakes slide his way, following a plate filled with strawberries, eggs, bacon, and sausage.

"Meito you have a doctor appointment today so after breakfast I want you to take a shower so we can go."

"Doh ah haft u geht a sfot?"

Naruto flicked the boy in the forehead. "Swallow your food."

The tiny Uzumaki did so and began talking once again. "Am I getting a shot again Mommy?"

He nodded, stuff pancakes in his mouth. "I like shots yay! I can't wait."

Yeah this child was a weird one. He had never heard a child say he liked shots and insist on getting one even if he didn't need one. Well at least he didn't have to wrestle him to the ground to give him one.

Once Meito was done he placed the plate in the sink and went upstairs for his bath.

"You need a job you know that right? I know I have more than enough money to help all of us but sitting on your ass is a bad example for Meito." Tsunade stated, turning on the water to the sink so she could wash the dishes.

Sighing, "I know, but I have no idea what to work as."

"You can always do modeling again. You were even offered an acting offer too once."

"Yeah but I'll get noticed." He said knowingly, fork now beginning to drag the cold food around the plate.

Naruto didn't know what else he was good at. He's been a model since he could walk and that's all he knew how to do. Why couldn't his grandmother let him wallow forever at her home? It was comfortable and all he needed was Meito and his grandmother, maybe Pein also.

"I want you to find a job by the end of the weekend or we will have problems, understand me?" looking back, giving him the creepiest glare she could muster.

Yeah yeah lousy bi-

"Mommy the water is flooding the floor!"

Naruto was knocked out of his thoughts as he jetted off the stool and up the stairs.

"Dammit Meito you've been taking baths by yourself for how long?"

"Ooo, mommy said a bad word!"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sasuke and Kimmy sat in the medium sized waiting room, Kimmy reading a book from the shelf and Sasuke glaring at all the noises the child seem to make with about anything. He could feel the stare of women staring at him, hoping for a chance to somehow talk to him, others wondering if that's his child, hoping if he was single. He could even hear some whispers of them talking about him. Probably noticing that he is indeed NBA star Sasuke Uchiha. They all weren't that eye glance as he reached into his pocket to retrieve his phone. Checking his messages he had a few from some of the one night stands, wishing for another night with the handsome Uchiha.

Message from Fuji: Let's have another night again.

Message from Joy: U were gr8

Message from Lana: When are we going to meet again?

Sighing, he kept scrolling down what seems to be endless texts from various girls. He should really stop giving women his phone number. But how else would he be able to contact one of them if he liked their services?

"Whatcha doing?" the curious girl asked as she looked up from her book.

"Nothing."

Kimmy pouted "Can I play a game on your phone?"

"No."

Her pout turned to a frown, turning to face him. "Why not?"

"If you want an electronic device go ask your father to buy one, otherwise you would be in this some issue." The duck haired male stated without looking away from his phone.

Before she could comment back, the door to the checking room's open, a black neck length haired woman coming out.

"Up next is Kimmy Uchiha."

The young Uchiha hopped off her seat, walking over to the nurse. Kimmy looked back at Sasuke, wondering he if was going with him to the other room.

Sighing, he stood up, stuff his hand with the phone in it in his pants pocket. Better than being out here and having fangirls gawking at him.

Sasuke walked through the door, oblivious of a certain blonde walking into the building.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sunglasses adorned beautiful tan face of a certain ex-model. Naruto had a red lollipop in his mouth as he walked inside the doctor's office with his son. He sported a tight short sleeve orange v-neck with navy blue pants that hugged his waist. His hair flowing gently through the winds of the fans he passed. From behind his buttocks swished lightly side to side with every step he took. Next to him was a short Uzumaki, matching his mother but his v-neck was blue and his jeans was black, his raven hair tied in a low pony tail with few strands falling on the side.

Naruto held Meito's hands while they made their way to the check in desk. Meito felt his mother let go of his hand so he could sign some papers so he stuffed them in his pocket. Looking to the side, he saw women and even men staring at them as if they were someone from another planet. He tilted his head to the side, wondering why they were so curious of him and his mommy.

"Mommy?" Meito asked, tugging on his pants loop. His bare skin from his hip peeked out every now and then from the action and he could hear the gulps of several people in the room.

"Yes Meito?" Said the blonde, writing the rest of the information on the sheet.

"Why are people staring at us? Do we have boogies?" He tried to whisper but the desk lady over heard him. She smiled down at the boy before giggling. "You have an adorable son Mr…" She trailed off to look at the name.

Right when her eyes landed on the name and she gasped.

Naruto raised a curious eyebrow. "Is there something the matter? Did I spell something incorrectly?" If so she shouldn't sound so damn shocked.

"N-No sir. It's just… are you the former model Naruto Uzumaki?" Her eyes seem to glow up with astonishment.

Laughing nervously as a hand went to rub his golden locks, Naruto laughed lightly. "Yup that's me. I wouldn't be so surprised, I'm nobody really."

Surprised seem to take over him as she instantly grabbed his hand and stood up from her seat. "The lies! You were amazing. You are the reason I anticipated commercial breaks. When I heard that you disappeared I was shocked to say the least. You were so amazing why did you stop?"

"Well, things came up so I sort of left modeling behind." Announcing softly so nobody could hear him. He tried to gently take his hand back but her grip tightened around it.

She leaned in closer. God he hoped she wasn't causing them a scene. "Was it because you were pregnant? If so people wouldn't have cared that much about it. But who is the father? I know he has to be as handsome as you and your son."

Naruto was lost for words. His eyes widen as he started to stutter. What was he supposed to say?

As he was about to utter another word, the door that led to the other rooms opened.

"Meito Uzumaki?"

The blonde sighed inwardly and practically yanked his hand from her grasp. Grabbing Meito's hand he zoomed through the other door, away from the crazy desk woman.

Once out of eye sight, he let his son's hand go and began to catch his breath. Crazy bitch. The nurse that let them in escorted them to a different room.

Upon entering the room, his eyes laid on varies posters that decorated the cream colored walls on how 'fun' doctors' appointments were. He didn't believe that shit even when he was younger and naïve. Meito seem to think otherwise as he oo'ed and awed the room.

The cotton swabs, cotton pads, gauze, gloves, even needles sat on the table neatly, not for display that this. There was three seats and an examination table that sat on separate sides. Meito seem to know which one was for him as he ran to the examination table and sat down.

Nodding a thank you, the whisker man took his seat on one of the chairs.

"Dr. Senju will be with you in one moment."

"Wait, what happened to Dr. Hijo?"

"She was offered another job."

Naruto frowned a bit. So she took up a better job. She was a very good doctor and been his doctor since he was a teen. When she first moved to another doctors building, he followed her to where he is certainly present now. But now after a year she disappeared once again.

"Do you know where?"

"Somewhere out the country so I've heard."

Damn. "Oh, alright. Thank you." He said with a disappointed sigh.

She nodded and walked away, closing the door along the way.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sasuke has been waiting for a doctor to come for about 20 minutes. He was starting to get really impatient. No wonder he never used public doctors. He should probably recommend his idiotic in-law to a private doctor.

Tapping angrily on the arms of the chair, the door to the room finally opened.

A tall man standing about 6'1 with smooth Carmel tan skin entered the room. His eyes was a dark chestnut color and his long lower back length hair was black. His green dress shirt could be seen from the white doctor's coat that he wore.

Yeah he was a very attractive male but Sasuke could already tell he was the dominate type. And Sasuke did NOT bottom.

"Hello there Mr. Uchiha. How are you feeling?"

"Peachy. Now can we get along with this checkup?" Sasuke state or more like commanded. He wasn't feeling like socializing anymore then he needed to.

"My, aren't you a cranky guy? Now who's the lucky patient that I have today?" He joked, knowing good and well who he was here to checkup.

Kimmy raised her hand immediately, waving it around as if she was in a crowd trying to get his attention. "Me me!"

"Hello there Kimmy, how are we today?" Hashirama asked as he took his seat on the tool, clipboard and pen in hand to record anything.

"I'm very good! I'm just a bit hungry that's all." Her stomach rang with clear indication of her 'situation'.

"Oh really now? So what do you want to eat?"

She ponder for a second, thinking of what her stomach was craving at the moment. "I want French fries and chicken tenders." Kimmy stated excitedly. Mr. Senju nodded slowly, writing something that seem to be important in that sentence.

"Now I want you to take off your shoes, leaving your sock on so we can measure your height."

The little Uchiha did as she was told and kicked her shoes off, jumping down from the examination table, and heading to the scale.

She stood on it, facing the machine waiting for the Senju to take her measurements. Senju focused his time on balancing her weight first. Once it was balanced, he began to take her measurements for her height.

After he received both, he recorded the data down. "Well done Kimmy. You are 3'4 tall and you weigh 50 pounds. You are average weight." The girl smiled brightly and went off the machine, skipping back to her shoes to put them on.

"I take it you are her guardian?"

Sasuke looked up from his phone, shaking his head. "Nah, her parents was too busy and wanted me to take her."

The doctor nodded. "Well alright. I will write a note for her parents so they could look over regarding the checkup."

"That's fine by me."

Kimmy sat there quietly, her hands patting against her pants leg in boredom. She didn't want to speak seeing as the grown-ups was already in discussion so she patiently waited until they were done.

Seeing her patience, the doctor smiled at her and brought his attention to her. "Now we are going to run a few tests. Are you ready?"

"Yes sir." She agreed politely. He told her to lay down and she followed in command.

"How old are you Kimmy?" keeping conversation so she wouldn't get so bored.

"I'm 6 years old. I just turned 6 a few weeks ago!"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Meito ran through many tests with the doctor. What Naruto found out was that he grew 3 inches taller so he was now 3'7 and he was 53 pounds. That's not a bad size for a 6 year old.

The doctor was a white shaggy haired man with 3 strange red marking, one on each side of his face and one under his chin. His fair skin exanimated the young Uzumaki, red eyes scanning over the paper work then back at the younger one. Even though his facial expression at first seemed mean, he was generally a nice person towards children.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Hm, I want to be a model when I grow up!"

As if on signal, Naruto began to choke on what probably was air after he heard his son speak.

"Are you okay Mr. Uzumaki?"

"P-Peachy."

The Senju turned back to Meito, grabbing his arm and blood pressure material to check his blood pressure. He wrapped the fabric around the small arm and secured it. His hand then grabbed the round pump and began to squeeze it, causing the fabric around him to expand with air. After it was tightly clinched to the little Uzumaki he held it there for a few seconds until he released the air.

"Blood pressure seems to be stable."

Naruto smiled in relieve. He wasn't that scared because he made sure that Meito and he stayed healthy and exercised regularly. But he could never be too sure on things.

"That's good."

Adding the last few details to his report, Dr. Senju stood and guided the couple to the door. "Now that the major checkup is done, he will need two shots so I would like you to wait in the other room down the hall and to your left."

"Only two shots? Can I get blood taken too mommy?"

Dr. Senju squatted down to the height of the child and patted his head. "You like shots kid?"

"Of course! That's the best part." He explained happily, eyes seem to be glowing a brighter blue at the thought of a needle punctuating his skin.

"Well then we can also take blood too."

"Yay!" Meito shouted, throwing his hands up.

Naruto said his goodbyes to the doctor and grabbed the hyper boy's hand, walking down the hall to the next room. Naruto opened the door and stopped as if he was frozen still. Meito hit the back of him but Naruto seem to not feel it as his eyes stared off to the figure that was currently sitting in a chair on his phone. His raven locks placed wildly but also neatly on his head. His pale skin seem to be complimented by the light as it glowed like diamonds. His long fingers tapped at the screen that seem to take his attention as his coal color eyes focused on the electronic. His black shirt that showed off his collar bone made Naruto's mouth water slightly. Is black jeans adorned what Naruto remembered to be his smooth white legs. The Versace belt that held his pants up, secure his treasured prize that's just begging to be opened. Moments later Sasuke looked up from his eyes to the blonde that was staring at him like a fish. He's angry facial expression soon dissolved to surprise as he stared back into the ocean blue eyes.

"Naruto?"

"S-Sasuke."

Sasuke was glad that he didn't ignore Kiba this time.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tobirama made his way to another door, opening it to reveal his brother putting a file up. He closed the door and locked it so no others could disturb them.

"I found him."

Senju looked up from his actions and smirked, stopping what he was engaged in.

"Details."

"He came in with his kid. So the boy was pregnant and didn't tell anyone so it seems. We have to call to inform the others about this." Tobirama stated, grabbing his phone out his back pocket to call. Tobirama handed Naruto's son's file to his older brothers. He grabbed the file and started to flip through it.

"Well well well, hello Meito. Mind if I pay a visit to your mommy?"

FREEEAAAK DON'T HURT ME OKAY! I had this idea in my head for the LONNGGGEESSSTTT. Like I was scared that it wasn't going to reach 3k words tbh but it reached 4k! I'm pretty excited too. I was going to keep typing but naahhhh.

Song of the chapter: Exo – Call Me Baby

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