Okay thanks to everyone who has reviewed. I would like to get more reviews from now on if that's all right with you my faithful readers. Reviews are the coal you use to power the steam engine of writing fanfiction. Some of you might find some things confusiong, if you do tell me and I'll explain it in the next chapter.
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Naruto flicked his wrist towards Shikarmaru sending a single sebon at his neck hoping that with him out of the way, he wouldn't be easily subdued by the kage mane no jutsu that the Nara clan were masters of. However Shikamaru pulled out Asuma's old trench knives and used his chakra to deflect the sebon. Naruto smirked at the type of chakra Shikamaru used, knowing it well from being a practiser of that type of chakra aswell. "I never knew you were a wind type Pineapplehead?" he insulted the Nara man.
"Troublesome" Shikamaru said before attacking Naruto head on with the trench knives. Naruto criss-crossed his arms across his body reaching down...and took two golden tessen out from a pair of pouches attatched to his thighs. On the first Tessen were the Kanji for Haku written in white and on the second was the kanji for the goddess of Rice and Kitsune, Inari, painted in blood red, or what Shikamaru suspected it to be written in blood itself.
"Hn" he said with a smile. "I see you've taken up a new style Naruto-kun. Tessen? Very feminine. But please Naruto-kun, I'm married to a woman with a fan as big as her body, and I know most weaknesses to the Tessen". Naruto grinned wickedly at Shikamaru. "So you finally married Temari-chan? 'bout damn time I say. Gaara owes me money for that one".
"You bet I would marry Temari?"
"Yeah, oh and Shika..." Naruto commanded his chakra to extend off the two fans to make them seem as large as Temari's if not larger. "Don't get distracted by my betting skills". With one sweep Naruto cut a large cash across Shikamaru's chest as if he were just anyother ninja and no friend of his at all. When Shikamaru fell to his knees the blonde ponytailed haired man turned to the other four with a smirk. "Who's next?".
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Sasuke was followed by Neji, Tenten, Lee, Kakashi, Gai, Shino, Kiba, Iruka and Anko as he made his way to the land of the Sea's border with Fire country. They practically flew through the trees at top speeds until they crossed over in to foreign teritory. Within minutes, with their speed, they reached the coast where the met with Yamato, Kurenai and Sai, all three of which were looking towards demon island.
"Yamato. Report" Sasuke commanded as he landed and looked out across the way.
"Hai, Sasuke-sama" the mokuton user said distainfully. Even though Sasuke had returned to Konoha Yamato still didn't fogive him for raming a lightning sword in to his chest, or for betraying Konoha and trying to kill Naruto. He still disagreed that Sasuke should be here on this mission. His pressence would only cause Naruto further distain towards the village.
"Sakura-sama, Ino-san, Chouji-san, Hinata-sama and Shikamaru-san have all journeyed to Demon Island. They have spent the last three weeks there waiting. A couple of minutes ago Naruto-kun waterwalked across the entire ocean in the space of five minutes at the speed of light we believe. A moment ago we sensed Chakra radiating from the island. Naruto must have engaged them in to battle by now".
Sasuke nodded and waved his hand up as if to signal the ninja to follow him before Tenten gasped. The entire company turned to look at her as she stared wide eyed at something on the other cliff next to the one they used. The other ninja's followed her gaze to a sight Tenten, Neji and Sasuke recognised. There on the other cliff was a small child, with blonde hair and red bangs tied up in to a pony tail like Iruka's and a triad of black freckles on each cheek. A floating Fox head with a tail and anteana followed behind him. The child held in his hands a flashlight.
Sasuke's eyes narrowed when he recognised that the child was usuing morse code. Iruka stepped forward looking at the oblivious child "Is that...?" he didn't finish due to his own shock at seeing the child. Neji nodded in response. "The child must be warning it's father of something or alerting him to something that's happened. He doesn't seem to know we're up here".
"Hey Uzumaki" Sasuke called out to the kid. The child looked up in shock. "How do you...?" he never got to finish his question. Lee had been ordered to get over there and knock the kid out should he respond. Haku fell to the ground unconcious, but Lee was able to grab hold of him before he it the ground. A second later Lee re-appeared infront of Sasuke and the others holding the child. "Sleep well my youthful friend". The floating fox head bumped in to Lee ans suprisingly sending him flying backwards.
Two holes appeared on either side of the child and mechanic fox-like arms extended from the ball. Sasuke however punched the ball and sent it flying in to a mokuton net he had created as soon as the toy was hit. "Should we talk the toy aswell? It seems to be it's bodyguard" the mokuton user asked. Sasuke nodded slowly before picking up the child in his arms.
"Come on" Sasuke ordered disappearing. The other followed suit and ran across the water to reach Demon Island.
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Back on the island Chouji had engaged Naruto in battle. He was currently a giant meatball heading straight for the blonde. Naruto lept up as Chouji came in to rage and used a chakra infused kick to send Chouji to the side of the cliff where he banged up against the rocks.
"Impossible" Hinata gasped with her Byakugan on.
Sakura turned her head to her fellow leaf nin as she and Ino healed the gash across Shikamaru's chest. Hinata gulped as Naruto dodged another of Chouji's meat tank jutsus. "Naruto-kun is using the same technique as Tsunade-sama. He infuses chakra in to his legs or arms and dispersses it at the moment of inpact. I thought that could only be done with perfect chakra control? Naruto has too much chakra to do something like that!".
Chouji overheared this and turned to Naruto smirking.
"He. You're no neo-Jiraiya. You're a neo-Tsunade with luck and better skills". Naruto shared in his smile before going through a series of handsigns. "Well, Tsunade is like a mother to me. And I'm not as dumb as everyone thinks I am". He finished on a handsign and pulled his right hand above his head. Hinata gasped as wind chakra gathered within his hand. It disappeared as he punched the ground.
"Fuuton: Tenohton: World Shaking".
The ground was torn up by yellow wind chakra. Chouji tried to grab at his but his armour was torn to shreds sending him hurling back with a few cuts. "How...?"
Naruto smirked as he prepared to do the same thing again. "Think of it as the Fuuton: Rasenshuriken only elemental chakra first then shaping it. Then I let it fly. I call it Sky King element because it's been known to take the shape of the planet Uranus. I think wave country developed on like it only Kaiohton. Pretty clever if I do say so myself".
"Fuuton: Tenohton: World Shaking".
This time Chouji was able to dodge before Naruto went through three hand signs again. He put his hands in to fists, breathed in, leaned back, and expanded like Chouji before blowing out. "Fuuton: Boom Bubble". A sphere blast of pure air was sent and Chouji. This time it didn't miss, but it didn't hurt Chouji, only sent him flying backwards".
"Damn it" Chouji cursed as Naruto placed his hand flat out in front of him, his palm facing Chouji. "Taijuu Itsutsu Keta Rasengan". He called out. Chouji inhaled sharply as five small Rasengans materialised on Naruto's fingers and thumb. Naruto ran towards Chouji who lept away causing Naruto to decimate a rock with his five digit rasengan. Naruto turned towards Chouji once again. "Taijuu Itsutsu Keta Rasengan Yo-Yo" He called out, this time sending the five Rasengans on Chakra strings.
"Mini-rasengans on chakra strings?" Shikamaru asked as he pushed himself upwards to see what Naruto and Chouji were doing. "Is that even possible?". Ino shook her head before replying "Well, it is Naruto. The number one knuckleheaded, most unpredictable ninja in the History of the Leaf".
"That's a fair point"
Back with Chouji and Naruto, the blonde man ducked and lept over Chouji's enlarged limbs. "Come on fatass. That all ya got?". The other four flinched at Naruto's stupidity. Had he forgotten how Chouji got like whenever some one called him fat? It appeared so as the Akimichi's eyes flared up dangerously. Steam was snorted out of his nose and a growl sounded out of his mouth. "I'M NOT FAT! I'M BIG BONED!". The Akimichi raged towards Naruto in heated intensity. Naruto howeve just smirked "Predictable idiot" he said before jabbing his left forearm.
Chakra surged around there and in a single instant a katana appeared in Naruto's hand. It was an elegant blade. It was as white as freshly fallen snow, and it shone in the moonlight. The handle was covered in a light blue cloth, or was it a ribbon, which was far longer than the handle, so it breezed freely around Naruto. Naruto began molding chakra in to the blade as a blue aura appeared around it.
"Fuuton: Getsuga Kaze Sode" (Wind element: Moon-Fang Wind Sleeve)
The ribbon sharpened as did the blade. Naruto placed the sword pointing down with the ribbon directed up. The ribbon then created a circle, with the sword going down through the centre of the circle. Chakra gathered in to the circle until the entire thing was blue. Then all Naruto said was a simple...
"Kai".
And all hell broke loose on Chouji.
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A bright blue light enveloped all of Demon Island alerting all the villagers on the main land. "Look" they cried as a figure was thrown off the cliff and in to the sea, until someone caught him and pulled him out.
Sasuke, Lee and Neji looked at what had happened to Chouji and recoiled in horror.
The poor man had been cut everywhere with the most of his armour torn to shreds. Blood gushed out from inside his clothes, though most of it was seeable as his top had various cuts. His face was thinly cut and most of his hair had been cleeved off leaving it as short as it had been thirteen years ago when he was a gennin. His legs were a bundle of blood and cuts and his hands looked usless. Luckily his eyes, mouth nose, most of his important facial features had been left intact and unscarred.
"Chouji? Wake up!" Sasuke commanded before Neji shook his head. "It's no use. He's out cold. If Naruto did this then the purpose of the jutsu is to put the victim to sleep so as they don't feel pain. There is chakra pushing Chouji to sleep. He should be fine".
Lee looked up at the top of the cliff where Ino could be heared screaming. Sai sped past them on to the beach and began running up the stairs to protect his wife. "Naruto-kun's attack truely is amazing" Lee commented at he and Sasuke followed Sai's leed while Neji kept an eye on Chouji.
"Could Naruto-kun actually do something like that?" Lee asked the taicho for the mission. Sasuke furrowed his brow and kept on running on to the beach. "Huh? Hold on a second" Sasuke stopped with Lee behind him. "What is it Sasuke-taicho?" Lee asked. Sasuke turned to Lee with a bewildered expression on his face. "How can you walk on water? You can't use chakra?" Sasuke asked. Lee stopped before giving his nice-guy-with-a-thumbs-up pose. "Well you see my youthful taicho, I have been usuin my special ninja shoes. They allow me to use chakra excercises with ready infused Chakra which is always ready to be used and recycled. An inventor from the land of the sea created them and I ordered them two years ago in the ninja catalouge".
Sasuke blanched. "They actually sell those?".
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Naruto grinned as Hinata tried to use her Juuken. Unfortunately Naruto was a long ranged specialist, something the gentle fist was weak against. "Come on. I thought you were supposed to improve, not bore me with predictable Juuken.". Hinata lept at Naruto once again trying to disarm his legs. Naruto pushed up with his legs and completed a one hand, hand stand, using that to leap away from Hinata.
"N-n-n-n-naruto-k-k-k-kun. P-p-please, we just want to t-talk" Hinata stuttered. She may have lost her stutter over the years but it was Naruto's pressence which ruined her record, reverting her to her stuttering. Naruto's face turned in to one of disgust. "And you still have that stutter? Listen Pale Eyes, go home and get some help. The battlefeild ain't no place for nervous wrecks".
Sakura growled at Naruto. This was the person they wanted for their Hokage? Someone who had called Chouji fat, insulted Shikamaru's hair and was quickly destroying all the confidence that Hinata had built up over the last decade. He was no Hokage. He was a newer version of Sasuke with blonde hair and better skills.
Hinata looked down to the ground upset. This was not how she imagined Naruto to be. He was supposed to be kind and ask what they were doing here, then accept the position of Rokudaime. He would come back with them and have a nice, peaceful long life. But here was nothing more than a...a...ruthless shinobi.
"NARUTO" Sakura cried as she ran towards the blonde. She swung her fist with the same technique Tsunade used. Unfortunately she had forgotten Naruto knew how to do that technique also. As she swung, so did he. Their fists met with a boom and an crunch. Sakura's eyes widened in shock and Naruto grinned in satisfaction. "So, Pinky, like the strength, how's it feel to finally be on the recieving end of a chakra punch from someone you used it on so often?".
Sakura swung with her other arm, her fist making contact with the side of Naruto's face. He winced and flew back, holding his cheek in pain as he crashed in to the side of the cliff which towered over the one where the cottage resided. "Don't call me Pinky" Sakura said venomously.
Naruto stood up and grinned. "Geez, and I thought it was Sasuke who summoned snakes?". Sakura raged at Naruto and began to dish out pain with her one good hand. Naruto grunted everytime she hit him, until finally he kicked her in the chest sending her flying back in to a weeping Hinata, who was constantly muttering "He hates me, I'm nothing but weak. He hates me".
"That all ya got?" he asked them.
"No, this is" Ino said before Naruto turned and his world went black.
By that time the others arrived. The place looked like a war zone. Sai looked over at Ino's body and grew distressed. "Ino? Ino? What have you done?".
Naruto's body sighed before replying. "Honey, you over reacte sometimes. I'm fine. Naruto's out cold right now, so hit the body out cold and let's get him to Konoha". Sai rushed over and grabbed his wife's body. Yamato used his mokuton to bind Naruto's body in wooden binds, Sasuke copied this action with his snakes. Iruka held a sleeping Haku in his arms, Tenten helped Neji support an unconscienceous Chouji. Kurenai picked up a weeping Hinata who grabbed on to her and bawled her eyes out, a wincing Sakura was lifte up by Lee, Kakashi grabbed Shikamaru who mumbled something about Troublesome blondes.
When Kyubi finally reached Demon island, his godson, ex-vessel and invention were gone as were the leaf ninja.
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The village hidden in the leaves, Konohagakure no sato, was a picture of peace and calm. Children played in the streets, old men with beards as white as snow played Shogi and Go in the shade. Ice cream stands sold pretty well due to the intense heat produced by the warm sun. The parks were filled with lazy and playful children, ninja walked around leisurily, babies poked their little bald heads out of their prams to see all the sights and smells, the calm, serene image of...
"NARUTO DID WHAT?"
People jumped back in shock at the sound of the Godaime hokage as she exclaimed a sentence not heared from in nearly a decade. Older people sweat-dropped and the younger villagers and residents of Konoha looked on in confusion to the source of Tsunade's outburst.
Inside the Hokage office, Ino, a bandaged Sakura, a nervous wreck version of Hinata and a semi-mummified Shikamaru flinched at the busty woman. Their report had to be made to Tsunade and the rest of the council. Hiashi put a conforting hand on Hinata's shoulder, Shizune was bust looking after Chouji and the civillians were in an uproar.
"And you want him to be Hokage? Look at what he did to five of our best jounins. And that toy the child keeps. I say we kill it and if we need any of the kyubi's power we breed the Uzumaki to create an army" one member of the civillian proposed in his biased rage.
Tsunade shot him a glare before returning to the four wounded ninja. "So you're saying he used a rasengan on each digit of his hands, then used them as Yo-Yo's? Then he did that thing with a sword?". Sakura looked up at her predessesor with informative eyes. "Tsunade-sama, Tenten-san researched the weapon. There's nothing special about it, only that it's highly conductive to Chakra". The hokage nodded and looked at the council. "He's powerful I'll give him that.And smart too. Distracting Shikamaru and putting Chouji in to a blind rage. Weakening Hinata and using my own techniques against my sucessor for Sannin. I don't think all of you there together could have taken him out. You're lucky".
"And the child?" Homura asked Koharu who walked in. The old woman gave a soft smile. "He's such a sweet boy. A con-artist, but a sweet child". Hiashi nodded. "So the child is male.". Homura raised a confused eyebrow. "What do you mean a con-artist Koharu?". The old woman sweatdropped in embarassement. "Well...you see...the child used a jutsu called the "Puppy-dog pout", he got me to buy him a crate load of pockey".
"Pocky? Shouldn't he be addicted to ramen?" Iruka asked the old women who gave then a bewildered look. "I know. It is strange but when I mentioned giving him ramen he gave a look of disgust at me and told me that he hated ramen. Apparently so does his father".
Iruka's ear perked up. "Naruto hates ramen. This is either the wrong guy or the end of the world".
Tsunade looked over to her sensei's old teammate with worry in her eyes. "Did you atleast find out his name?" she aske. The others leaned in to hear this. Koharu nodded before telling of the child. "He says his full name is Naruto Haku Uzumaki II. His father and friends call him Haku, but if you are a stranger or he dislikes you, you must call him Naruto or in his father's pressence Chibinaru as not to confuse them". Tsunade looked confused. "Haku? Where the hell did he get Haku from? Sakura?" She said the last part because she had noticed her student look sullen all of a sudden.
"So he named his child after him huh?" she asked no one in particular. "Figures. He had a huge impact on Naruto's life. Naruto would honour his precious people after all". Iruka put a hand on her shoulder. "Sakura who is Haku?". The pink haired sannin responded by re-telling their first c-rank mission as a team in the land of waves and who Haku was. Apparently Haku was a feminine boy from a clan of Hyoton users in the land of water. Kakashi ahd killed him as he tried to save Zabuza Momochi from the Raikiri. But before that he had given some life lessons to Naruto before he passed away.
"Aw that is so sweet" Anko said before jumping on to Iruka's back. "hey, hey Iruka-chan, how'd ya think Naru-chan'll take it that ya named our lil'babe after 'im? Huh? Three Naruto's running around". The other's in the room looked up in thought, before shivering nervously and fearfully. "Should we prepare the bomb shelter now, or later when we find out Naruto and Chibinaru prank people?" Iruka proposed. "Better to be safe than sorry".
"So did you get anything else out of him Koharu-san?" Tsunade asked the 82 year old advisor. The old woman shook her head negatively. "No the child went as far as to threaten to scream out in the street about perverted old ladies attacking him". A round of giggles came from some of the women in the room. "Just like Naruto".
"Tsunade-sama" the Aburame clan head said towards the Hokage. "Are you sure that he'll even stay. From what they've told us, nothing short of threatening Chibinaru's life will get him to agree to become our hokage, and I do not feel all that confortable with threatening the lives of children. This isn't Otogakure, even if some members of Konohagakure..." here he looked at the civillians on the council "...are just as bad and ruthless".
Tsunade looked at the picture of a young gennin Naruto which sat on her desk, thinking. Naruto in the picture wore his old orange jumpsuit, the first one, he was grinning with Tsunade and Tonton at the hotsprings they went to before they reached the village, when Naruto and Jiraiya went in search of her. He looked good in his kimono, even if it was orange and the necklace...
A lightbulb went off in Tsunade's head.
A wicked grin threatened to split her face in half. The others in the room recoiled in fright at the smilling hokage. She remembered how Naruto got her to become Hokage and she thought that it was time for payback. But Naruto seemed to have endless luck, so more than one would be needed. "Council. I've got a plan".
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Naruto groaned as he woke up to see the white ceiling of the Konoha hospital. "Shit" he exclaimed at the leering white ceiling. "And here I thought that I'd never see this again. Why the hell did they have to come get me?". A small child-like voice spoke next to them. "Because they have giant sticks up their asses?". Naruto turned to see Haku with Kyuubi-P in his lap and a crate of pocky next to him. "Glad to see you're up Tou-san" the boy told his father.
"HAKU?" Naruto exclaimed. "How did you get here? Did they attack the farm? How's Kyuubi?". The child looked down with sad eyes. "I'm sorry Tou-san, I really am. Auntie Kyu-Kyu had guests coming and when they arrived he tripped and they all fell down in to the basement. I went to use the torch you bought me to tell you, but they called me over and then hit me. I've only talked to the old lady with big earlobes but I've seen most of the village tou-san".
Naruto enveloped his son in to a bone crushing hug. The young child wept in to his father's chest muttering apologies and Naruto 'shushed' him and kissed his forehead, caressing his red bangs and blonde locks. "It's okay Chibime, it's okay, you're safe now. It's all right. We'll get through this".
"Ha" a voice at the door exclaimed. Naruto turned to see who it was only for his eyes to enlarge in fear and shock. There in the doorway was Kib Inuzuka, Neji Hyuga, Tenten, Rock Lee, Shino Aburame, Shizune, Sai and Sasuke Uchiha. It had been Sasuke and Kiba who had laughed. "Never had you for the father-type Uzumaki?" Kiba snorted loudly. Naruto snarled dangerously at the Dog ninja.
"What do you want with us Bastard mutt-brain?" he insulted. "What you call me?" Kiba demanded. "Oh you want me to repeat myself? I said "What do you want with us Bastard Mutt-Brain?". Assuming you actually have one?". Sasuke stepped in between the two feral ninja's. "Calm down Inuzuka, Dobe".
"Can it Duck-Butt head" Naruto called Sasuke. You could have heared a pin drop in that room had Chibinaru not been snickering. "Tou-san it may be true but it's still rude ya know" he said to his father who smiled at him yet scowled at everything else. Kiba was inwardly startled by the scowl Naruto gave them. Sasuke's eyes narrowed and his sharingan activated.
"Naruto" Tenten began walking over to him and trying to ease the situation. "How are you...". She didn't get the chance to finish as Naruto stepped back. "Get lost Panda-Odango Atama". Time seemed to stop for the second time. Lee knew what was to come next and used his speed to restrain his wife.
"Why you little...let me go Lee! Let me at him! Let me at him!" Tenten struggled.
Naruto's eyes scanned the group and gave a malicious smirk as he formed some cruel thoughts in that head of his. "What is this a mini-reunion of the Rookie Nine and friends? Here we have;
Ink blot (Sai)
Bug-boy (Shino)
Panda-head (Tenten)
Dog-brain (Kiba)
Eyebrow freak with smaller eyebrows (Lee)
Closet Lesbian (Shizune)
Emo-King (Sasuke)
and Miss. Pearl eyes (Neji)".
Each member were either in shock at the insults or fumming at being insulted by Naruto. Chibinaru grinned evilly as his father gave insulting nicknames to each and everyone of the rooms occupants minus him, Naruto Snr., and Kyubi-P. "Hah, Tou-san, I think they're mad" the child said putting on his Puppy-Pout jutsu.
It was a jutsu which required one handsign. Chakra was sent to the facial area, it was sort of like a genjutsu and a ninjutsu as well. It decieved emotions, and gaze the victim a desire to hug and/or grope the user of the jutsu. It exploited the human sensation that reactes with cute things. It attracted different preferences for cute in everyone and caused them to become slaves to the users will.
"Aww, ain't he cute. Must have gotten that from his mother" Tenten said as she tried to hug Chibinaru. "Get away from my son you pedophile" Naruto exclaimed pointing at Tenten. "I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE RAMEN-BRAIN!". Chibinaru looked at Naruto confusingly letting his jutsu stop.
"Hey Tou-san what is she talking about? I thought you hated ramen like I do?". For the third time in the space of ten minutes the room froze. Jaws dropped and eyes buldged. Naruto sweatdropped before noticing something. They were all off guard and his weapons were right next to his bed. He pulled an arm around Chibinaru, who held on to Kyubi-P and some pocky and Naruto grabbed his weapons in his other hand. By the time anyone noticed, Naruto began to use flashstep. He disappeared in a blur.
"Damn it"
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Outside in the street the father and son materialised. Naruto knelt down placing his hands on Chibinaru's shoulders. "Haku, we have to get out of here. I promise I'll explain everything when we get to Auntie Kyu-Kyu's farm..."
"And just who is Auntie Kyu-Kyu?" a famillier voice sounded from behind him. Naruto turned to see the woman he had once considered a grandmother. Tsunade Senju, the last original sannin, Godaime Hokage, student of the third Hokage, Grand-daughter of the first Hokage and great-neice to the second Hokage. The greatest healer in history and titled as the "Legendary Sucker" for her gambling habits, her bad luck and her more Quiet endevours.
"Hello Naruto" she said happily.
"Hello, you old crone faker!" he shot back in to her face. "Any reason why you decided to have me dragged back to this worm infested sespool?". Tsunade shivered with the tone the young man addressed her in and the language he used. Did Naruto even know what a sespool was? (I can't spell it right).
Tsunade looked back towards Naruto after her shudder and studied him closely. And she had to admit, if she were fourty years younger she would be after him like bees to flowers. In her opinion, he was HOT. His hair was even neat, it looked sort of good in that ponytail. His colour scheme seemed a bit off with his hair but red and black work well together. His whisker marks were even lighter, now looking nothing more than scars that were slowly healing.
"Naruto. Why don't we go to my office and we can talk about this?" She said the last part because people were starting to stare and point at Naruto. Whispers followed through the street as everyone wanted to know why the Hell Naruto Uzumaki was back in Konohagakure after ten long years in exile.
"No" he said defiantlly, his eyes burning with confusion and rage. "I want to know right here, right now, why you had over a dozen shinobi track me down, attack me and my son, and bring us back here even after I was banished from not only Konoha but from fire country. You looking for a reason to have me executed Crone? Incase you forgot I'm not a Konoha shinobi any more so you can't order me around".
Tsunade clutched the bridge of her nose with her index finger and thumb. Naruto was proving to be more of a headache inducer now than when he was fifteen. Was he making up for lost time? Or was he just doing this to piss her off? It was either one or the other and Tsunade would say it was the later option. "Naruto just calm down and we'll talk in my office. Now come with me...".
"Bite me Crone" he told her forcibly.
"What did you say?" Tsunade asked a tick mark growing from her forehead. She poised her hand for a punch. Naruto however just smirked. "Ah, ah, ah, Tsunade. Hasn't Pinky told you yet of how I can use your little trick now? It won't work. I can hit back with more force than you aswell".
Tsunade grew suspiscious of that. "How the hell can you of all people do my technique. You have the crapest chakra control in history?"
Naruto smirked. "A little bonus of no longer being the holder of the Kyuubi no kitsune".
The street stopped dead. Eyes widened and hearts skipped the odd beats. The ninja in the vacinity tensed and the civillians grew terrified. Tsunade began to shake at Naruto's cocky eyebrow and stare. "Wh-what do you mean?" she asked terrified at what Naruto told her.
The blonde began to inspect his nails with his other arm crossed across his chest. "Oh nothing, 'cept the seal had a timer on it with a option. After eighteen years foxy has a choice. Get a new body in a clone jutsu, with a vast cut in it's powers and it's rank as a demon, putting it at jounin, maybe sannin level, or stay curled up in my gut for the rest of eternity. Naturally Kyubi chose freedom. Has a nice little farm in the country, couple of pigs, a handfull of cow, a herd of horses, all maintained by the money I win in casinos across the continent. So Kyubi's living the life of a normal human. Granted a jutsu weilding, portal to hell making, sannin level normal human, but human."
People glance at eachother in fright. The Kyubi was loose once again, but in a human body "Oh and he has total loyalty to me and only me" Naruto quipped then as he began to inspect the nails on his other hand. "I really need to take better care of my nails, they're starting to get stubby. No more Taijuu Itsutsu Keta Rasengan's for a while, or I'll lose a good weapon" he said nonchalantly.
Kakashi and Sasuke, who had arrived moment's before stared in shock at the dobe. He had done all that to Chouji, Shikamaru and Sakura without Kyuubi? They shuddered at imagining what Naruto would be like with Kyuubi, there would be no force on earth that could stop him. It was probably dumb luck that Ino was able to stop him.
Tsunade began to gather her nerve again. It was the one trumph card they had hidden away. The weakness of Naruto they were to exploit even though they honestly were going to go through with it. They were going to tell him later on but Tsunade believed it would be now or never. "Well, Naruto you wanted your answers. We of the hidden Leaf Village, Konohagakure no Sato, of the honourable fire country are appointing you as Rokudaime Hokage!".
This was it, Tsunade was giddy, She could just imagining him saying, "Yahoo, I'm gonna be Hokage, see I told ya" it would be great. However what she had forgotten to expect was what he said right then and there infront of the whole street full of shinobi and civillians.
"Over Konoha's dead body!"
Again, hearts froze and stopped.
Anyone who knew Naruto from when he was a kid knew that he would constantly proclaim that he was going to become Hokage. Hokage this, Hokage that, they were sure he would be over the moon about this. But for him to say "Over Konoha's dead body!"? Well that did come as a shock. Tsunade could have sworn someone lost conscienceness back in the crowd. Possibley even several people.
"NANI!?" nearly every one exclaimed after a moment of silence.
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Okay, well that's a wrap. Chapter three is offically over and chapter four is on it's way.
Next time: The Labours of Naruto! The Challenge for Hokage"
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Name: Sakura Haruno
Age: 25
Nicknames: Pinky, Billboardbrow
Name in Japanese: 春野 (Haruno) サクラ/さくら/ 桜 (Sakura)
Favourite food: Dango
Family: Mother, Father, Siblings
Alligence: Leaf village, Konoha 12
Weapons: Kunai, Shuriken, Sebon
Hair: Pink
Eyes: Green
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Sakura is supposed to act as an ancor in this story as well as an emotional punchbag for Naruto. She feels the brute force of his emotions and Naruto is clearly using his emotions on her. However she isn't used as much as Sasuke, the most brutal material is used on him. This story has a sub plot of Sakura coming to terms with the fact that Naruto harbours bitter hatred for her and her home and trying to mend the broken brides in their relationship. Sakura is hurting inside because of Naruto's lack of compassion towards her and the Konoha 12.
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Sakura was the oldest and only girl of four children. She was the only ninja until her youngest brother joined. Sakura is the former kunoichi for Team 7 and Team Kakashi. Sakura once loved Sasuke Uchiha, but her affections drifted towards Naruto after the Uchiha's betrayl. Sakura became the second apprentice to Tsunade and in the last decade become a forbidable Kunoichi. She is the new Slug sannin and is part of the Naruto Retreival mission. She is also oblivious to Sasuke's affections to her.