Title: The love of a Pharaoh and a Night Guard Rewrite
Chapter Title: Explanations
Rating: T
Pairing: Kahmunrah x Larry
Beta: None
Warning: OOC Kahmunrah! Cute Larry! Big Brother Ahkmenrah!
Chapter Word Count: 1,434
Word Count: 1,718
Me: Hello everyone and welcome to chapter 3 of The love of a Pharaoh and a Night Guard Rewrite. Sorry this chapter took so long to update/post. Life cut up to me and now it's trying to kill me slowly. But somehow I managed to escape it's crappy clutches. I hate real life. Anyway on to chapter 3.
Disclaimer: I do not own this Movie except the DVDS and I do make any profit or money from this. If I did I would have a heater in the house. So Night at the Museum is the property of some guy.
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Chapter 3: Explanations
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"What do you mea...oh no. It can't be. I thought he was gone." Larry gasped in shock as he saw the last person he expected to see standing in front of the museums entrance a smirk nestled firmly on his plump lips, his long muscular legs slightly parted and his lightly muscled arms crossed over his toned chest. "I thought he was gone." Larry asked a hint of fear in his voice and just for a fleeting second joy. "As did I" Ahkmenrah said as he looked at the man he viewed and a younger/older brother not sure what to think of his tone of voice but certain that there was more to what happened at the former Museum than what he had told him before. There standing like he owned the place was Kahmunrah the former Pharaoh of Egypt and Older Brother of Ahkmenrah.
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"Hello Larry Ahkmenrah" Kahmunrah said a smirk on his (plump) lips, to those who really knew him like Ahkmenrah and maybe Larry it looked more like a soft smile than anything else. "How are you both this lovely evening?" He asked as he walked (more like prowled) towards the both of them.
"What are you doing here Kahmunrah?" Ahkmenrah asked a small hint of hostility, anger and hurt in his voice. "I...We thought that you where banished to the underworld." Larry finally spoke in a hesitant tone of voice a small bit of hope managing to slip into his voice. Ahkmenrah glanced at the man he viewed as family, having heard the hope in his voice, in wonder and a touch of sadness. The hope in Larry's voice confirmed the suspicion that he had kept to himself.
"Did you not miss me Little Brother? Did you mourn when you learned what happened to me?" Kahmunrah asked a bit of hurt leaking into his tone. Ahkmenrah did not hear the hurt or chose not to hear because he looked at his older brother in disbelief and replied in a biting tone "No I did not miss you at all brother." 'Why did I lie?' thought Ahkmenrah with sadness.
"I see." Kahmunrah said not letting on to the fact that it felt like his heart had been shattered into pieces. "As for the reason as to why I am here and not in the Underworld. Mother Isis told me that I was here as entertainment for the God Anubis because he finds me entertaining."
"Who is Mother Isis? Larry asked with an adorably confused expression on his face, If you asked Kahmunrah and Ahkmenrah, who looked like he was planning on killing anyone who so much asked as looked at Larry in a Sexual Manner, which no one did and so Larry remained oblivious to his appeal.
"Mother Isis is the mother of all. She is known as the AllMother to the other God's and Goddess's of Egypt." Ahkmenrah and Kahmunrah replayed at the same time with similar expressions of boredom of their face as if repeating something that had been drilled into their heads a million times. They looked at each other in surprise as they heard the words they had been saying being said at the same as they spoke.
There was disbelief in Ahkmenrah's voice as he said "I thought you did not listen to our teacher when he was teaching us those lessons. Actually I thought you would have forgetting everything that he said to us in our lessons."
"I did." Kahmunrah replied in a nonchalant manner as he shrugged his broad shoulders. He looked nostalgic as remembered all of the time he fell asleep in the middle of their lessons. "Imhotep sure knew how to put me to sleep." He sniggered as remembered all the times he got hit on the head for falling asleep in the middle of lessons.
"I remembered a lot of you falling asleep but I have hardly any memories of you listening to any of the lessons. In fact I am certain that your where asleep when he gave the lecture on the role of Mother Isis and how important she was to the God's and Goddess's of Egypt." Ahkmenrah's voice was heavy with disbelief as he spoke.
"No I was very much awake when he was talking about Mother Isis. Some had poured those bitter beans into my food and I could not go sleep at all." Kahmunrah grumbled in annoyance as he crossed his arms. He looked like he wanted to pout.
As Larry stood beside Ahkmenrah listening to the conversation and learning more about the brothers he wondered if they would notice if he walked away. But if he did then he would not learn more about the brothers...He decided to stay.
"I was wondering why the servants had to help you down from the pillars. You acted more childish than you usually did. How did you manged to get up them anyways? I tried to find that out for a while before I gave up." Ahkmenrah asked with a bewildered expression on his face has he remembered the chaos that Kahmunrah had created on that day.
"I was on top of one of the pillars?" Kahmunrah expression was bewildered. "I have no recollection of what I did that day after the lessons."
Larry decided that it was time to interrupt the conversation, even though it looked like it was getting good, and asked "What do you mean when you said that you where hear for Anubis's entertainment ?" he was still a bit bewildered that the God's and Goddess's of Egypt that people thought where a myth where actually real and very much still alive.
They both jumped as if startled. They looked sheepish when they realised that they had forgotten that Larry was still with them. He looked amused by their sheepish expressions.
"It seemed that He was amused by my attempts to take over and decided I would be better in the Overworld than in the Underworld."
"Do the Gods all ways do these kind of things for their enjoyment?" Larry asked bewildered. "Yes." The men replied.
"Okay then." Larry said as he clasped his hands together now that we both know why you are in the world of the semi living. I or we would like to know why you are in this particular museum."
"It seems that Mother Isis did not want anything to get in the way of the entertainment so she had My exhibit transferred to your museum. Actually my Exhibit is going to be placed right next to your exhibit Ahkmenrah." Kahmunrah replied with a small bit of hope in his voice. He wanted to go back to the way things where before he killed his brother. He knew that was impossible but he wanted to at least try. He also wanted to get to know more about the Night Guard who had unknowingly stolen his heart.
"This means that you are going to hear for a long time doesn't it?" Ahkmenrah and Larry asked together after glancing at each other with a look that spoke volumes about their need to talk after they were finished speaking to Kahmunrah.
"I'll be here until Anubis becomes bored of my being in the Overworld." Kahmunrah said with a sigh. "And as Ahkmenrah knows God's and Goddess's have either the attention span of a child or that of a stalker. It all depends on their moods really." Ahkmenrah nodded his head with a pensive expression. "Yes that is a fact. They even said as much themselves."
"As men would say nowadays if they knew that Gods and Goddess still existed The Deity's mood could change as fast as a pregnant woman's mood." Ahkmenrah nodded to Kahmunrah's words stroking his beard. "WHERE DID YOUR BEARD COME FROM?" Larry shouted in surprise. "What beard?" Ahkmenrah asked touching his beardless chin. "But you...had...a...bea...never mind forget I said anything. Look I have to keep making my rounds to I will talk to you two later. It's a good thing that no one was at the entrance or else there would have been a major problem. I am off. Ahkmenrah stay with Kahmunrah until sun rise. I will talk to the both of you tomorrow night."
With those last word he turned around and walked away without a backward glance. The two men watched his retreating figure until he turned a corner and was gone. The men stood on an awkward silence before one of them spoke up and said "I missed you so much."
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Me: Done and dusted. That was long ass Fucking chapter. That is chapter three done for you. Just to warn anyone who is actually reading this I will not be updating again till the end of March or the Start of April as life is on to me now. It knows where I live and can now come knocking at my door with all of the assignments That I have to submit soon. But I will have one or two maybe even three chapters done for by the Mid to late April. So until then
KEEP CALM
and
JOIN LOKI'S ARMY.
Anyways I hope you like this chapter Read and Review if you like. Flames will be used to try and warm my sisters frozen heart (between you and I that's impossible). Anyways Hugs and Kisses. TTFN.
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