BTW ,WTF?!
Disclaimer: I don't effing own Yu Yu Hakusho. And I am not doing this every chapter, lol how do they fraking do that.
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chapter 3.
What does the fox say?
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"This is her?" I cringed, he sounded like he'd just swallowed a cat and it still had some fight in it goin' down. "She's cute but I'd destroy her!" He went on laughing. "Would you like me to go easy on you miss thing?" He laughed again.
Oh hell no. I finally spoke up. "Can I ask you something?" He blinked as everyone stared in shocked silence at our fight pairing. "What?" he asked dumbly. I glared soullessly at him with an emotionless mask on. "How can you continually not grasp your situation?" I asked."Excuse me?" He glowered out. I stood my ground as I continued. "Is it possible,-I paused. Then continued on."For you to stop spewing idiocy like a broken douche-bag faucet, for five seconds?" I finished talking just as expressionlessly as I had started. The crowd oohed.
"What did you say you little bitch?!" Just then the referee brought her hand down and yelled "Fight!" I looked on bored as he took a step closer, Shizurus' laughter obvious from my earlier comment. "I'm gonna teach you some manners you stupid mutt!" My forehead tick-marked from that comment. He swung at me and I brought my hand up, stopping his fist dead. The crowd gasped. "Hasn't your mother ever told you not to swing at a lady, punk!" He looked at me, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. I got in closer to his face.
"Well, you wanna know why?..." He was still silent. The crowd was silent. "Because...They might just decide to kick your ass." I finished. And on the last word I brought my foot straight up and it impacted with his face. He sailed upwards and hit the ceiling with a bone crunching thud, afterward falling straight to the arena floor with an equally disturbing crack. I could hear Shizuru cheering like a maniac as the crowd went wild and catcalls echoed across the stadium. I bent down in front of him echoing Yoko's earlier sentiment, pointing my fingers like a gun, I placed them on my temple and calmly said"Bang!" Smiling like a sadistic motherfucker I found myself giving out a low womanly laugh that even surprised me as I stared at him. And thus ended my shout-out to my favorite character. He'd probably think I was mocking him but at this point I had stopped giving a shit. I was in my favorite fucking anime!
The referee cheered and held up my arm. "Way to represent! As always, as the winner of the audience showdown, you may take your seat with the teams!" I calmly said "K." And walked into a room with both team Masho and team Yurameshi in it. I looked up as I heard a voice with a pleasant Irish lilt to it say. "Hellooo lassie!" I let out the same low laugh that had the referee, who was a female, blushing, and in turn caused the orange haired lover-boy known as Kuwabara to blush. I knew who the voice belonged to and immediately said." Well if it isn't Jin the wind master." He laughed. "Oh so you've heard o'me?" I replied calmly. "You are pretty well known around the Makai." He smiled in response. "Well thanks lass!" I laughed at his over-enthused personality. I was gonna like hangin' around this guy. Not to mention I had a thing for a guy with an Irish brogue, though I would never admit that to anyone.
" So, where ya from lassie?" I thought for a minute. How the entire fuck was I supposed to explain the multi-verse theory in front of a room full of demons?
After a while I just settled for "Far away." He laughed. "Aw, you can't be lettin' on so vague now lassie, that isn't fair!" Everyone laughed. "I have my reasons for being "vague" mister Jin." 'One being you would all think I was crazier than a sack of fucking cats. "Besides, we all have something we don't like talking about for specific reasons." I finished. He nodded, seemingly satisfied with my answer.
O0o0o0o0o0o00o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 Bye, Weeeeeeeeeee! Rides off into the sunset on a weird fucking pony.