"Puck?" Will said, walking up to him, "Puck?"
The boy continued to play his video game.
"Puck? Puck?"
He continued to not respond.
"Noah."
He dropped the controller, running a hand on his Mohawk, looking at the tall man behind him. "Don't call me that."
"Well, it seems like it's the only way to get your attention."
"What?!"
"Your room's a mess. I asked you to clean it two days ago."
"Why do I have to clean it?"
"Because it's your room. And it's your mess."
"Why doesn't Finn clean it? It's his room too."
"It's not his mess."
"I don't like cleaning."
"Just stop arguing, and get it done. Sooner you start, the sooner you finish, and the earlier I'll stop bothering you. Come on, everyone else already cleaned their rooms. I think you can do it, too."
Puck sighed, standing up from his spot on the rug.
"And I don't mean push things under the bed or in the closet, I mean clean."
"Fine."
"Atta boy." Will patted the boy's shoulder as he stumbled to his room.
"Whatever..."
Will shook his head, sighing.
"Dad!" Kurt raced up. "How do I look?"
"Your outfit is a little... um, loud."
"I know, right? Fashion statements are important."
"I'm guessing you are dressed up, so you want to leave?"
"Dad, there is this party two blocks down, at Jeff's. Blaine is going to be there. I haven't seen him in a long time! Let me go. Please? Please?"
"Hmm."
"Pretty please? Do I have to add the sprinkles?"
"When does the party end?"
"Ten."
"Are there drinks or drugs, or anything inappropriate?"
"They may be drinking, but I promise to stay away from it."
"I guess there's no problem, then. You're responsible. Just come straight home after the party is over."
Kurt pranced out the door, giggling.
Will said to himself, "I sure hope that boy has condoms. I don't want to deal with STD issues."
"Rory Leprechaun," Brittany called, "Rory Leprechaun! Where are you?"
Rory entered the bedroom. "Sorry, Brittany. I was outside with Finn."
"You know how every night I feed Lord Tubbington nougat and sprinkles, and I rub his belly seven times with glitter sticks? Well, so far, it hasn't worked."
"I am still wondering. You do that because...?"
"This whole time, I've wanted Lord Tubbington to poop candy bars. So, since it's not happening, I would like to make a second wish. I wish Lord Tubbington would poop candy bars."