Heeeeyy there! It's 10pm and I woke up at 6am. Once again, I'm very tired. But that's usually the time I get my best ideas. Anywho...Please enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't, and will never own Naruto!
"Oh my God, Kisame!" screamed Sakura as she squeezed his hand tightly.
"Come on, you can do it Sakura!"
"Aaargh, you just had to knock me up with double pain!"
"Hey, it's going to be more than worth it!"
"I-ugh- know they-oof-will be!"
"Keep it up, keep pushing." said the doctor.
If you haven't guessed yet, she's going through childbirth.
"I'm trying!" she shouted, pushing with all the strength she could muster in her pain.
The first baby's head slid out, the doctor encouraging Sakura to keep going like so.
But Sakura was in intense pain.
"I can't-"
"JUST DO IT!" shouted Hidan as he barged in.
"Shut it!" Kakuzu pulled him back outside.
That gave Sakura the strength to push the rest of the baby out.
"Ouahh, oaaaaah!" She cried out.
"Yes! Next one, Cherry Blossom." said Kisame, smiling.
"Kisame, I don't know if-"
"DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!"
"Naruto, get out now." said Sasuke, dragging Naruto by his collar.
She had managed to get the baby's head out, and one final push was all they needed.
"Uahhh, uaaah!" He cried out.
A yellow bird flew into the room the moment the twins were in her arms.
"GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID BIRD, YEAH."
"YOU get back here, idiot." said Sasori as he pulled him out.
"But the bird, un...!"
"Leave it be."
The bird landed on Kisame's shoulder as he and Sakura smiled at each other, knowing they were not only blessed with twins, but also with great, stupid friends.
Disclaimer: Quotes(?) by Shia Leboeuf