CH. 3

Hey, I've updated in less than a year! I know I should be working on Fenrir's part II, but I honestly ran out of inspiration for him right now. Any suggestions? In the meanwhile, enjoy another chapter of rules!

Don't let the Avengers get drunk and play poker. It always turns into strip poker, and Fury doesn't like showing up in the morning to find the Avengers unconscious in their underwear while Natasha just sits and smirks. Tony always has to pay her to prevent the photos from getting on the fan websites.

Don't let the Avengers access the fan sites. Thor starts asking what all the ship names mean, and Clint is just too happy to explain them to him, which leads to Clint running away from an angry Thor after Thorki. (Yes Thor, we understand that you need to defend your and Loki's honor, and that Clint deserves what he's getting. But please stop strangling him...)

Tony doesn't get to mess around with Thor and Natasha's hair. Normal hair dyes don't even work with Thor, but that's not an excuse to try cutting and twisting it without permission. Natasha will MURDER you if you touch her hair. (Yes, Thor has magical hair Tony, stop asking) Nobody wants to see Tony's hair after those two get their hands on him.

DO NOT interrupt Bruce's meditation time. Loki is still traumatized by how angry Dr. Banner can be without the Hulk. And Bruce is still upset over having to buy a new rug because the bloodstains wouldn't come out... So much blood...

Fury may or may not appreciate Father's Day gifts. No one knows for sure... But if Clint and Tony want to get the man something nice for once, Steve and Natasha MUST check their gifts for traps. Two years ago, it was a whoopie cushion and a small computer virus. Last year, it was a tie. No knows that Fury actually kept the tie. Who knows? Maybe this year will be different...

Do not put Tony and Loki in the same room together. Loki and Clint don't do anything other than sit awkwardly. But Tony and Loki are terrifying together. New York, nay, the whole world has suffered due to their pranks. Basically, Thor and Bruce get massive headaches and cause as much collateral damage as possible to get revenge. (Really Tony? You had to tell Loki about every juvenille Earth prank you could think of? Didn't Thor already go through this once? Loki, you were just asking for it when you turned Bruce's hair purple. Again.)

No one bothers Loki on the day of Frigga's death anniversary. No pranks, no fights, nothing. No one comments if a tear stained Loki and Thor are seen going in and out of Thor's room. NO one asks why Thor doesn't mourn her in Asgard. The brothers have their own ceremony on Earth, and no one interferes with the hundreds of glowing spheres of light that intermingle with lighting in the night. They can listen to the New Yorkers comment on the beauty of the spectacle, but no one says a word about it to Thor and Loki.

(I'm actually thinking about making a full chapter about this...)

So, seven rules again. I need more ideas- Well I need to actually start writing them down when I think of something. Please review, and suggest some activities for Fenrir and the Avengers to do together. I have an idea for the ending, but I need a middle before the end :D. Thank you for reading!