Written for my friend, Kathy.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything you may recognise.

Note: Wow! I can't believe how exciting getting reviews really is. I'm all jumpy now! I'd like to thank everybody who reviewed and a special thanks to Kathy. She brought me an expensive dress! I can finally go to that expensive lawyer party with my husband!


Remus carefully moved his bed away from the wall and closed the curtains. This created a small dressing screen he could attempt to change behind. He sorted through the clothes in his trunk and pulled out what he assumed was underwear along with a singlet type top and a pair of pink shorts. Grimacing the whole time, he took his clothes off and blindly put the new outfit on. It was a lot harder than he had first thought.

"Alison?" he heard Kayla call. "Hurry up!"

He quickly ran a hand through his new, silky, blonde hair and hurried over to the bathroom. He could hear the other girls whispering about him and he tried his best to block it out. Kayla was bending over the bath, turning the tap off. He gasped in shock when he realised she was only wearing a matching, bright pink underwear set – but he managed to turn it into a cough at the last second. Kayla was a lot skinnier than he had imagined. He also noticed she was curvier than most of the other girls.

Kayla looked over her shoulder at him and smiled gently. "Okay, come on."

He stared at her. "What?"

Kayla stood up straight and stepped over the side of the bath. "Sit on the side of the bath with your feet dangling in. I'm going to teach you how to shave your legs."

Remus was startled. Did girls have to go through this everyday? He carefully walked over to the bath and sat on the side. He swung his legs over and into the hot water. Kayla's feet were already going red from the heat of the bath water but she didn't seem to notice. Kayla leant over to a draw and pulled out two razors and a tube of some sort.

"Okay. This is the easy way out." She held up the tube. "This is shaving cream." Remus took it from her and stared at the packaging. It was the same sort of thing he used on his face. He felt a little more relieved. At least it was familiar. "And this is a razor!" Remus looked up from the tube and to what Kayla was holding. The blade was the same as the one he used on his face, only this one was pink.

"Okay."

Kayla took the tube back and popped it open. "Hold out you hands."

He did as he was told, and soon enough, his hands were covered in a white, frothy substance. He watched Kayla as she sat on the opposite side of the tub and carefully balanced her legs up next to where he was sitting. She covered her legs in the stuff and motioned for him to copy. It took a few tries, but eventually, Remus had his legs up like Kayla and he was using all his concentration on not falling in.

Kayla picked up the razors and handed him one. "Now, you hold it like this..."

Remus watched the way she grasped it and tried to copy. When he failed several times and dropped it into the water – Kayla had already finished – she laughed and fished in the water to pick the razor back up.

"Need some help?"

Remus assessed the situation. He was a male in a girl's body, sitting on the side of a bath across from a half-naked lady friend who was trying to teach him to shave his legs. He would need a therapist once it was all over. He slowly nodded as Kayla laughed again.

She opened her mouth and yelled out the door to the girls. "Lily! Penelope! Get in here!"

Moments later, two girls walked into the bathroom. One was James' girlfriend and the other Remus recognised as Sirius' latest ex. Penelope was tall and slim. She had deep brown hair and dull eyes. Remus offered her a smile which was all too kindly returned. When Remus turned back to Kayla, he was yet again startled. She was kneeling down in the bath, tongue between her teeth in concentration, skilfully moving the razor up him leg. It tickled. Remus resisted the urge to giggle and turned back to Lily and Penelope.

"Penny, this is Alison Lupin. Remus' cousin," Lily introduced, brushing her hair in front of the mirror.

"It's nice to meet you," Penny said brightly, reaching her hand out to Remus.

He went to shake it, letting go of the side of the bath. As he reached to shake it, his other arm gave way and he fell bottom-first into the bath. Water splashed up over the sides and all over the floor. When he finally opened his eyes, he saw Kayla covered in water, laughing madly. All the other girls had rushed to the door on hearing a splash and were currently in the doorway, laughing and smiling. There was about three more than he expected.

"Sorry, Kayla," Remus muttered standing up in the half-empty bath.

She stood up too. "It's alright. Luckily I finished before you fell." She looked down at the mess. "I'm all wet now." She stepped closer to Remus, intending on putting the razors and shaving cream back on the counter. Remus' back stiffened as she leant around.

Don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down.

"Here, I'll put that back for you," Lily said to Kayla.

"Oh, okay thanks."

Remus was mentally yelling at Lily. Why did she have to make Kayla stand there any longer than she should of? Kayla passed the items to Lily one-by-one before standing up straight again. Remus almost passed out when she didn't step back.

"Well, that was fun. Now that we are all wet we don't have to have a shower. We have an hour left." Kayla turned her head to Penny.

Don't look down!

"Penny, can you get started on Alison's hair once we are dressed?"

Penny nodded and Kayla finally walked away. He inwardly sighed. Being a male in a girl's body was a lot harder than he ever would have imagined. Lily helped him out of the bath and he thanked her. Remus slowly made his way back to his new bed, clothes dripping. As he passed Kayla, he was thankfully relieved the clothing she was now wearing weren't wet and half see-through.

She grinned at him as he opened his trunk. "Need some help choosing clothes?" she enquired, pulling her school shirt on.

"Err, yes, please," he answered, trying not to look embarrassed.

She walked over to a wardrobe and pulled out a clean uniform. There was a black skirt, a white shirt with the Hogwarts logo, a red and gold tie and a plain black robe to go over the top. It was still summer, nobody was wearing jumpers yet. Kayla walked back over to him with the uniform and laid it down on his bed. Remus stared at her, waiting for her to speak.

"You are going to need a white bra."

"Err..."

"She shirts we are given are quite thin. Here," She nudged him out of the way and stood in front of his trunk. "I'll find one for you."

"Okay." Remus left her searching and walked over to his pillow. His eyes landed on the envelope. He quietly picked it up and ripped it open. It was written in McGonagall's handwriting.

Dear Ms Alison Lupin,

It is my pleasure to welcome you to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Professor Dumbledore told me of your presence and I would like to give my condolences for the illness of your aunt and Remus' mother. I have found you a collection of clothing that I hope you will find suitable. I'm not sure on your size so if anything doesn't fit, please feel free to request a different sizing. I will notify Kayla King of your situation and I promise she will do everything in her power to help. If you have any questions she cannot answer, do not hesitate to ask me.

Yours,

Minerva McGonagall, Deputy Headmistress.

Remus folded the letter and put it back in its envelope. Buy the time he had finished reading, Kayla had organised a full outfit and was already dressed. Remus closed the curtains again and started peeling off his wet clothing. He was slowly getting used to being female. Once he was completely nude, he reached for a pair of undies. They were yellow and had little pictures of cats on them. Remus laughed to himself. Sirius and James would skin him alive if they found him ever wearing cat undies. He pulled them on without looking down and reached for the next item.

A bra? Oh, crap.

Remus wasn't sure how to go about this without looking down. Maybe if he did it up before putting it on...yes, that would work nicely. He clipped it into the middle clasp – not being sure of his size – and pulled it over his head. He assumed it was just like putting a shirt on. Only, this one was small and lacy.

"You alright there, Ali?" Kayla called.

"Err, yeah. I think so."

"Just call me if you need any help."

Great. Now he was a charity case. "Alright."

He heard footsteps walk away so he continued getting ready. He dragged the object of clothing down to his belly button and flicked his arms through the little, strappy things. Okay, how to do it...

"Good God..."

Remus looked down. He had to. There was no other way. He relaxed. It wasn't so bad. He hoisted the bra up into its proper position and grinned. He had done it! Remus J. Lupin, werewolf and Marauder, managed to put a bra on! This was something to tell the grandchildren! After a few more moments of relishing in his victory, Remus quickly threw on the rest of his school uniform and went on a search for Kayla. She was back in the bathroom, holding out a box of tissues to a younger girl.

"Oh, hey Ali. This is Gabby Mathews."

The girl looked up. She was a brunette and had light eyes. Her face was completely tear-stained. Remus felt a pang of sympathy for her. He dropped down to her level and smiled sadly.

"What's wrong?" he asked kindly.

She blew her nose before replying. "He-he-he's goooonnnnne!"

"Who is?"

"Remus is!"


Whee! I love the response I've been getting. Thank you so much to all my reviewers. And Kathy, thanks for the dress! Don't forget to review! I might even update sooner:)

Queen B xxx

P.S. It has come to my attention that I spelt Moony with an 'e'. Ha...oops!