Hey guys! Send me the type of music you want Melissa to fight to, and I'll try to squeeze it into the story. As long as the song isn't lame like stuff from Disney. Oh, and make sure it's a girl who's singing the song.
Melissa stroked nano Buttercup's hair, almost like some sort of comfort she couldn't live without. She couldn't believe all this was happening, but maybe all of these occurances were a good thing. Her parents argued so much, it was rare they ever got along now. She even heard them file in for a divorce just last week. She had cried for three nights in a row because of it. She wondered if her parents were still busy arguing after all that had happened. After living with them, it was a high positive they wouldn't notice her gone until they needed her to do something.
After the ship landed, Nano Buttercup pulled Melissa out of her seat and tried to drag her outside. Everyone was already out of the ship, doing what they had to. Melissa had to wonder about all hre favorite Cartoonnetwork shows and how they were surviving this war. She remembered all the stressing out she did and screaming into her pillow she did when one of them was cancelled.
The one she was most concerned about was Ed, Edd, and Eddy. They didn't have any powers or special talents except for scamming and causing trouble. Outside of the ship was Eduardo and Samurai Jack, waiting for her. Also, next to the door was a big pile of weapons with a blue ribbon around them and her name. She touched them all and they instantly dissappeared.
"Hola miss! My name es Eduardo." the big lovable purple beast said. He seemed kind of uneasy for some reason though. She saw him shift from one foot to another nervously.
"You don't have to call me miss. My name is Sta- I mean, Melissa. Nice to meet you." She said then mentally slapped herself. Why the hell did I nearly call myself Star? Maybe it's because I don't look like myself... She thought. Eduardo relaxed a bit. Was he like this with all newcomers? Man, he must have run into some pretty mean people then.
"We have been told that you need to be trained. I will not speak his name, but he says you are... how did he say it?" Jack said.
"Using too much power y... amatur." Eduardo said. Melissa knew who they were talking about in an instant. Dexter stood near a tree, giving orders to one of his robots to man a portal when a rock was chucked at his head.
"OW! WHO THREW THAT?" He yelled. Nano Buttercup giggled and Melissa covered her mouth, a small smirk on her face. Jack raised an eyebrow and sighed.
"Let us go then, we need to go to Peach Creek Commons. There, some of the scouts will help you train a bit better." He said, not noticing the happiness show on Melissa's face when he said 'Peach Creek'. Eduardo saw it but didn't say anything. Nano Buttercup settled herself on Melissa's shoulder as they crossed the bridge. Jack looked at the ravine below the bridge and scowled. She looked too. It was disgusting, all the water below was green and patches of fusion matter clung to the ground. Eduardo shivered a bit and continued to walk across the bridge.
Melissa followed them until they reached the entrance to the cul-de-sac. The doors looked like plank, and the entire neighborhood was surrounded by a big wall. Jack handed her a piece of paper that he took out of his robe. "Give that to Eddward. He'll know what to do with it. I need to go help defeat another Fusion terrorizing." He said, then ran to Pokey Oaks at a frightening pace. Melissa looked at the paper a bit and pocketed it. Edwardo stood next to her, ready to open the big door that looked like Plank before someone shouted.
"Who are you? Are you another Fusion?" The scout guarding the door asked. He was a brunette kid with freckles and glasses. He held up the gun, his hands shaking a bit. Then he took notice of Eduardo and Melissa. "Oh hello Eduardo and hel-" He adjusted his glasses a bit. "And HELLO!" He exclaimed, partially drooling at the girl in front of him.
"Hola Derek. We need to get in." Eduardo said.
"Uh-huh. Sure. I'll let you in if your cute friend here kisses me." He said, taking out a bit of breath spray and spraying his mouth. Melissa shivered at the thought of kissing this guy. She looked at Eduardo, a pleading look in her eyes. He just shrugged. Then she looked at Nano Buttercup. She was just floating there, doing little flips in the air. Sighing, Melissa walked up to the guy.
"Just one kiss?" She asked. The nerd nodded and puckered his lips. Melissa took in a deep breath and pecked him on the cheek. Eduardo then opened the door. "You didn't say on the lips Romeo!" She yelled, and darted inside. She heard Derek yell 'NOT FAIR!' from over the door. Nano Buttercup giggled at the boy's expense. This new mischevious behavior suddenly became contagious, because the nano looked at her master's bouncing anime buns on her head. She grabbed the ribbons that held them togther and flew away.
"Hey!" Melissa yelled as her hair fell. It was longer than she thought, because it past her mid back. Her bangs also fell too. Melissa tryed to grab the ribbons back from Nano Buttercup, but the cheater was using her flight to keep away. She stuck out her tongue and flew all the way to the center of the cul-de-sac where all three Eds were. Melissa chased after the Nano, not noticed her short skirt start to let her white panties show a bit.
"This idea was awesome! I can't believe how many kids needed our super special glue today." Eddy said, counting all the quarters he had gotten. Double D held a clipboard with all the scouts names and weapon listings.
"Guys! Look at this Fusion Spawn hat I found! It looks like he's eating my head!" Ed yelled. When in reality, on his head really was a fusion spawn, then it tasted his head and dropped dead. Eddy kicked at the thing until it was sucked up into the concrete.
"GIVE THEM BACK DAMMIT!" They heard someone yell. All three Eds looked and saw something almost resembling an angel run at them. Her long black hair flowing behind her. The nano flew above them, and the girl jumped on a spring board and flew over them. She attempted and grabbed the ribbons the nano held, her white panties in full view for them. The nano let go of them and Melissa plopped into Ed's arms with the ribbons in her hands. "HA!" She yelled at the nano, showing the ribbons. Then she noticed where she landed. "Oops. Sorry there. Thanks for catching me though." She said.
The nano settled itself on top of her head as she looked around. Most of the houses were totally ruined, and the last ones were kind of run down. She looked around a bit more until her eyes settled on Double D and Eddy, who were currently gawking at her. She raised an eyebrow at the two. "Oh! I almost forgot." She said, and reached into her pocket and pulled out the paper Jack gave her. "This is for you." She said, and handed the paper to Double D. He shook his head out of his thoughts and read the paper, his eyes quickly scanning through it. Then they widened.
"Wait, you're the one who literally incinerated Fusion Buttercup and that Cyberus?" He asked, looking up at her as she tied her hair back into the buns. Nano Buttercup flew onto her shoulder then. Melissa nodded.
"My name is Melissa. Nice to meet you." She said, and extended her hand. He took it and they shook.
"Nice to meet you as well, my name is Eddward. But people normally call me Double D. Welcome to Peach Creek." He said. Eddy then knocked him out of the way and introduced himself.
"I'm Eddy, but you probably already knew that." He said. She nodded and didn't notice Ed hug her from behind.
"She's pretty and makes butterflies flutter in my tummy guys!" He said as he crushed her abdomen.
"And that's Ed. Put her down! Can't you see she can't breathe?" Double D said. Ed put her down.
Then a high pitched scream was heard. A red headed scout ran up to the boys. "Guys! Eduardo's been kidnapped by Fusion Eddy!" He said. Melissa's eyes widened and she grabbed the scout by the shoulders.
"Where is Fusion Eddy?" She asked fiercely, her fingers literally digging themselves into his shoulders. The scout flinched in pain. "At... the Pokey Oaks junior high." He said. Melissa grabbed Nano Buttercup by the leg and started to run for the exit. She waved a hand at the Eds and winked.
"I'LL BE RIGHT BACK GUYS!" She yelled, then left the cul-de-sac. All three guys just stared at the door for a second.
"She's hot and seems strong. I'll bet she's going to have a hard time getting rid of Fusion me though, I'm pretty tough." Eddy said. Double D rubbed his temples in exhasperation, but Eddy had a point. The Fusion was pretty strong. He was too wrapped up in his thoughts, so he didn't notice Ed slip away and run out the two giant Plank doors.
Outside of the cul-de-sac
Melissa ran as hard as she could, passing the monsters and crap to save Eduardo. Finally, she made it to the entrance of Pokey Oaks Junior High. The ground surrounding it was covered in fusion matter. Seeing a springboard, Melissa jumped on it and flew over the fusion matter, landing perfectly in the entrance of Fusion Eddy's lair.
She stood inside, seeing a few big monsters. And what was worse, they were shaped like spiders. Melissa hated them with a passion. Absolutely HATED them. She pulled back her sleeve and started to flip through her choices of music when she felt someone's hand on her shoulder. She turned to see Ed. "Ed? What are you doing here?" She asked.
"I wanna help! Lemme squish those spiders for ya Melissa!" He said, then took out a rolled up newspaper and began to beat one with it. Soon, he had the thing raving mad until he slipped and bonked heads with the thing. It fell with a loud thump and the girl just had to know how exactly he's so strong. Soon enough, both teens were near Fusion Eddy's lair, Eduardo was standing in a corner, cowering in fear. There was a big spider with Fusion Eddy on it.
"Nooooo! Get away from meee!" He screamed. Looks like he hated spiders too. Melissa couldn't take watching the torture that Fusion Eddy was putting him through, so she stood and blocked the spider's path from Edward with herself. She clicked the 'play' button on her wrist to 'Born For This' By Paramore.
Suddenly, a massive chill came into the room and ice started to freeze over her body. She panicked for a moment as it covered her head, but then, the entire thing shattered into snow crystals. Her entire outfit had changed, she now wore a blue tank top with a white one underneath, white arm warmers, a blue snowflake pendant, another blue snowflake attached to a white headband on her head. Short white skirt with blue lining, socks that went a little higher than the knee with blue ribbons, and white boots. In her hands was a giant white hammer with snowflake designs. Her nano had changed as well, because Buttercup's dress was white with a blue stripe in the middle, white hair, and now had little white gloves with blue lining.
Oh yea, this is going to be fun. She thought and twirled the hammer a bit. And looked at the awestruck Eduardo behind her. "Word of advice Eduardo, the only way to get rid of a spider..." She said before her time to sing came up. She jumped high into the air and clenched her hammer tightly. "-IS TO SQUISH THEM!" She finished, completely crushing the spider, but Fusion Eddy was nowhere in sight. She looked up to see him on the roof.
Oh no, I just keep on falling (back to the same old)
and where's hope when misery comes crawling? (Oh my way~)
Ice shards and snow swirled in the room. Eduardo was happy he was made with a thick fur coat, because things were starting to get chilly.
With your faith, you'll trigger a landslide (Victory)
To kill off this common sense of mind
It takes acquired minds to taste, to taste, to taste this wine
You can't down it with your eyes
So we don't need the headlines
Fusion Eddy lost his grip on the ceiling, for everything had soon turned to ice. All his spiders were trying to get a good grip on the floor but kept slipping. Melissa instantly turned her boots into ice skates. She skated at the spiders, her hammer held high. Nano Buttercup karate chopped one of the massive spiders and the part she chopped turned to ice.
We don't need the headlines
We just want... (We want the airwaves back... We want the airwaves back...)
Melissa leapt high into the air, the ice then freezing the spider into ice, making it unable to move. When mallet collided with ice, the spider shattered like glass. She faced the other spiders and Fusion Eddy with a mischevious gleam in her eye. Ed was watching intently, eyes wide at the ice girl. "Go Melissa! Beat up the nasty mutants!" He yelled.
Everybody sing like it's the last song you will ever sing
Tell me, tell me. do you feel the pressure now?
Everybody live like it's the last day you will ever see
Tell me, tell me, do you feel the pressure now?
She skates right at Fusion Eddy, but her path was blocked by a horde of Spiders. She scowled and twirled the hammer really fast, wind and snow coming around it. Closing her eyes and singing some more.
Right now you're the only reason (I'm not letting go oh!)
And time out if everyone's worth pleasing (Well ha ha!)
You'll trigger a landslide (Victory)
To kill off their finite state of mind
It twirled harder and harder, pretty soon, she had her own snowstorm in her hands. Eduardo broke off an icicle and licked it, watching and anticipating what she was about to do.
It takes acquired minds to taste, to taste, to taste this wine
You can't down it with your eyes
So we don't need the headlines
We don't need the headlines
We just want... (We want the airwaves back...We want the airwaves back...)
Fusion Eddy saw this as a chance to strike, the spiders charged at the singing ice girl, Melissa opened her eyes and threw the hammer right at the horde of spiders, freezing them all and crushing at the same time. It was like a mighty snowstorm had just blown inside.
Everybody sing like it's the last song you will ever sing.
Tell me, tell me, do you feel the pressure now?
Everybody live like it's the last day you will ever see
Tell me, tell me, do you feel the pressure now?
Everybody sing like it's the last song you will ever sing
She jumped in the air and grabbed the hammer, right above Fusion Eddy. Melissa brought all her weight down onto the mallet.
Tell me, tell me, do you feel the pressure now?
Then she crushed him. Breaking some of the concrete on the ground as well. His limbs flailed a bit underneath the mallet, but soon stopped and he was absorbed back into the earth. The transformation left Melissa fast. The chill of snow was gone from the room and all the spiders were dead. Nano Buttercup did a fist pump in the air. She was back to normal as well. Then, out of the ground where Fusion Eddy died, Nano Eddy popped out. Melissa was happy to have saved Eduardo, but for some reason, the world was going all topsy turvy on her, everything spinning and then, blacking out.
"MELISSA!" Was the last thing she heard.
