Naraku vs. Sesshoumaru, Prize One Amused Marine

July 16, 1417 Day one of Dog vs. Spider

Right on schedule Sesshoumaru returned with his tachi, which included Rin, Jaken, and Ah-Uhn. I was already awake cooking breakfast with Kagome, while I sent the mutt on a 'little' scouting mission for Naraku. "Lady Serina, I need to speak to you alone for a moment." Stated Sesshoumaru in his usual stoic manner. "Sure, Kagome think you can handle things till I get back?" I asked. Kagome nodded "Yeah no problem." I then got up and followed Sesshoumaru into the forest wondering what was going to happen next. Suddenly Sesshoumaru was behind me licking the juncture between my neck and shoulder, while running his claw down my side. "Sesshoumaru…?" I whispered as I felt my self-control slipping away. "Shhh, Naraku is near." He stated as I quickly snapped to reality as I tensed, all the while scanning the trees for the bastard. "Males…" I mumbled as Naraku appeared a few feet in front of me, looking quite pissed. Sesshoumaru smirked, but right before I let him sink his teeth into my shoulder, I twisted out of his grip and glared darkly at him. "So Sesshoumaru you've taken a liking to 'my' onna, hmm?" asked Naraku who was watching me out of the corner of his eye.

"Your onna?, I seemed to have failed to see a mating mark on her neck half-breed." Replied Sesshoumaru. I growled low in my throat, I think it's time to teach these males a lesson. "How about the both you shut up! I do have some say in this you know. Besides now that Lord Sesshoumaru has staked his claim on me as well, you both now have to prove to me who's the better male." I stated angrily. They both glared at each other for a moment longer before Naraku locked his gaze with my own. "You were planning on another youkai to stake their claim on you weren't you?" he asked in a curious tone. Sesshoumaru also starred in my direction wondering what Naraku was getting at. "Yep, thankfully it's mating season so that alone increased my chances of getting out of your little game." I replied with a victorious smirk. Naraku growled angrily "You're too smart for your good Serina." Sesshoumaru barely let a smile grace his lips before heading back towards camp. "Yeah, but apparently you love me for it anyway. You know not once have I been called ninjen or human care to tell me why that is?" I questioned sternly. Now it was Naraku's turn to smirk "And what do I get in return for this information, hmm?" he asked as he licked his lips. "I will no longer threaten you with any blade that I own." I answered coolly. "Fair enough, you are a lunar dragon demon my pet, a very rare and powerful race that is highly sought after by all demons." He answered as I thought over what he just said. "Makes sense I guess. Oh well." I said as I shrugged it off. I quickly made my way around Naraku in order to head back to camp, when out of nowhere Naraku pulled me to him. "You are infuriating pet." he said right before kissing me full on the mouth with as much passion as he could muster. To say I was shocked is an understatement, I was paralyzed. But before I could even respond he pulled away slightly out of breath," I will prove that I should be your chosen male, so till next time my dear." And with that he disappeared leaving me to my own devices...two minutes later; "I... THAT BASTARD! I CAN'T BELIEVE, NO WAIT YES I CAN! WHY THAT NO GOOD, LYING..."

That was how I came into camp pissed and ready to try out my new punching bag that was currently trying to escape my wrath. "DON'T MOVE HANYOU! ME AND YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE SPARRING MATCH NO WEAPONS!" Inuyasha gulped and immediately attempted to run for it, fortunately for him Sesshoumaru stopped me. "Calm down mate, Inuyasha is not worthy of being dealt your fury." he growled/purred in my ear. I slowly began to calm down as I breathed in Sesshoumaru's scent of pine and lavender. I was quite content to stay there until, "Hentai (slap!)" yelled Sango as Miroku rubbed his cheek, where a large red hand print was clearly visible. "Umm, Serina-San are you alright? When you came back your eyes had gone completely red." asked a concerned Kagome. I sighed 'so at least the bastard was telling the truth.' "Yeah I'm fine, just remind me to kick Naraku's butt later." I replied as I crawled into my tent with the demon lord right behind me. At that point I was too tired to argue and allowed him this one reprieve. 'Note to self try and control emotions better or your own demon will were you out.' and with that I passed out.

Dog vs. Spider Day two

The next morning I awoke to what sounded like purring, and someone nuzzling my neck. It took all of five seconds to realize Sesshoumaru decided to take advantage of my lack of energy last night and thought he'd sleep with me. I seriously don't think so, he's lucky I can't scream or I'll hurt my ears as well. "Sesshoumaru get out of my tent, before I bite you." I stated calmly as I made a move to sit up. "Very well mate, I'll wait for you outside." he replied as he got up and left. 'Whipped' I thought as I slowly stretched out like a cat. When I finally left my tent I noticed everyone was still asleep along with the fact that the sun had yet to rise. 'Lazy bums, minus the kids wait where is...' just then Naraku appeared...again. "Morning love, sleep well?" he asked slightly concerned. 'As if.' "No thanks to you and my demon, yeah I did." I managed to say through a yawn. He chuckled "Not a morning person I see, or are you still mad because I left you standing there after I kissed you." A low and angry growl emanated from my throat "Never do that again you..." That was when Sesshoumaru reappeared with what looked like breakfast. "Why is it every time you two piss me off one always finds a way to distract me?" I questioned them as I sat down on my customary boulder of interrogation. "Because your beast is the one who dislikes us, not you mate." replied Sesshoumaru. 'Mistress must we find a mate so soon? I was wondering when you were going to show up and to answer your question yes I'm sick of being alone. Though I'm still pissed at Naraku. Very well, maybe we should mate both? Wha? Come on the sex would be great and...I'm tuning you out now.' "Well it's official my demon is a hentai." I stated earning me a feral look from both demons. 'Note to self keep one's mouth shut.' I thought silently as I took off into the woods and the chase was on.