Wouldn't It be Funny if

by mab xo dancerluver

The first in a series of "wouldn't it be funny if...". This one's about a love polygon.

3. Chapter 3

Wouldn't it be funny if J.K.Rowling wasn't the author of the Harry Potter series?

If it were C.S.Lewis, you'd know it would have some religious-based story behind it. And of course there would be WAY more mysteries if Carolyn Keene or Meg Cabot wrote it.

Wouldn't it be funny if everyone in the HP books had warts on their noses, or stars on blue wizards hats??

Now that's just ugly.

Wouldn't it be funny if Argus Filch married his creepy-ish cat, Mrs. Norris?

Or wait...are they already married? It is Mr. Filch and Mrs. Norris! Hello, people! Don't you see a connection??? A very crrreeeeppppyyy connection??

P.S.

I am still riduculous and I still want reviews...but ideas for more of this lovely blurps would be nice too!!! THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH THIS SHORT THINGY!!!

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