"Yay! We have England!" Emily squeeled. How is that good? He is going to force us to eat his cod-awful food. (yes i mean cod). One thing was for sure, we were all going to die from food poisoning.

"Maybe, but I didn't want to die because of food. In case you don't remember, his cooking is posionous to average people." I whined. Emily waved it off and I grunted.

"Shouldn't we be focused on how to wake up England?" Kitty asked. NO WE SHOULDN'T.

"Guys, are we going to open him or not?" Em held up the manual and sighed.

"The awesomeness that is me shall read it!" Prussia grabbed the manual (which earned him a glare from Em) and read.

Removal of your ARTHER KIRKLAND Unit from Packaging

Awakening your ARTHER KIRKLAND unit is generally quite simple, but if he was jostled during shipment it could be harder. We have provided this list of fail-safe ways to wake your unit, jostled or not, which will not result in you missing any body parts at the end. Your unit tends to make a lot more assumptions than he should, which may result in some terrifying moments while getting him up, but don't worry- he won't really hurt you, unless you are a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit.

1. Set a plate of hamburgers next to the box, preferably with a fan to force the aroma towards the box. Momentarily, your unit will shout at you to get the food out of his face before kicking his way out of the box unless you move the food within two seconds. It is advised to stand a few meters away to avoid being stabbed with bits of the box. Once he realizes you are not an ALFRED F. JONES unit, he will apologize for his "ghastly behavior" and introduce himself, and you are free to reprogram him then.

2. Play either "Saving Grace" or "the Star-Spangled Banner" as loudly as you can. if you play the first song, your unit will hum or sing it in his box and it is safe to remove the lid; if you play the second, your unit will yell at you to "turn that damn racket down" and again claw his way out of the box. Again, once he notes you are not an ALFRED F. JONES unit, he will apologize and be perfectly cordial towards you, allowing you to reprogram him.

3. Clink two glass alcohol bottles-preferably scotch or whiskey-together, in earshot of the box, but not too close lest you be hit by flying pieces of wood as your unit scrambles for them. As soon as ARTHER KIRKLAND has gotten out of the box, he will thank you for the alcohol and chug it; while he does so, you can reprogram him.

4. Cook an aromatic Spanish or French dish and set it down near the box. Your unit will laugh, start to punch his way through the box and ask in an evil tone whether you want to get your ass kicked again. When he sees you are neither an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO nor FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit, he will ask you to excuse his behavior.

5. If you are certain shipping went perfectly, you can just open the box and hope he doesn't reach out and try to kill you for waking him up incorrectly.

"Hmm... I say we go with number 4!" Moon said. I AGREED COMPLETELY, we could eat the aromatic food afterwards.

"Moon, in case you forgot, we don't know how to cook spanish OR French food..."

"Guys! I have an idea!" Oh lord. Lorelei has an idea.

I snickered at how Emily and Morgan were about to do this...

"Why am I the France?" Emily started spastically waving her arms.

"Simple. you are good at French. Same reason why Morgan is Spain." Lorelei replied. Morgan groaaned loudly and glared at Lorelei intensly.

"Let's just get this over with... Ah! Hola Inglaterra! Cómo estás? Usted sabe, hay que salir a dar unos tomates conmigo!" Morgan said in her best Antonio impression she could do. Then Emily sighed and began her impression of France."Bonjour Angleterre! Après vous sortez de cette boîte, nous devrions aller dans la chambre pour amuser, non? Ohonhonhon~!" The seven of us soon heard some laughter coming from the box... before England broke it of course.

"Ha! Doyou two want your asses beat AGAIN?" Depends if you want Chloe to castrate you Big Ben with a spoon.

"I'm sorry! Lorelei made me speak Spanish! Ve, please don't hurt me! I don't like getting hurt! I'm related to your queen you know! That means I'm British! Ve, I even like fish 'n chips! Please don't hurt me!" Morgan squeeked loudly. "What?" was the response of everyone.

"Are you related to Italy or something?" Prussia asked. He looked extra hot today, even if he had a ketchup stain on his shirt.

"Well, I'm Italian if that's what you mean." Morgan said, until Myrna glomped her. We had seen her come in and we were waiting for the moment when she would glomp Morgan.

"Gah!" Emily shouted while glomping Iggy.

"Morgan~! I'm back!" Myrna yelled right into Morgan's ear.

"I thought you went back to North Carolina?"

"Hehe~! I just went to grab my stuff!" Myrna said, she striked a pose and Morgan was kind of confused.

"Hun, I'm glad you're here but you can't stay at my hou-" Morgan began.

"I have money." Myrna said.

"MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME!" Morgan shouted. YES ANOTHER PERSON! Two people in one day! Nice!

"Hey! Who wants salmon?" Morgan asked. As I was about to raise my hand in aproval (because i love salmon, especially when it is baked and covered with lemon-dill sauce) Morgan shouted, "Too bad! I'm making salmon! If you don't want any, more for me!". We all stared at her quietly and I quickly glanced at Prussia who was heating up some wurst in the microwave. He winked at me and I blushed and turned away quickly to see stare at Morgan again.

"I would like some." After Kitty said that, everyone else agreed.

"Fuck you guys! You do this every damn time we have fish!" Morgan yelled. While England lectured Morgan about being a "proper lady" I said something about how trolling was wrong (even if I troll people myself) and dragged her away. After that I went to my room and grabbed my sketchbook. As soon as I began to draw everything felt better, the picture I was drawing was us and Prussia and England. I also left a few blank people in the background for when more came, I was drawing us with the countries. Pretty ironic, yes?

After about an hour I didn't even bother to go eat dinner, I just stretched out over my bed and fell asleep, without even changing into pajamas or anything.

Korea- Line breack!

Chloe- You spelt break wrong...

Other countries- *amazed that Chloe can fix spelling errors when people speak*

I slept in so late, like oh my HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE. It was probably about 10 AM when I woke up to the door bell ringing. Great, probably those stupid girl scouts, I hate girl scouts. Mostly because I used to be a girl scout and I hated my troop. I crawled out of bed and crawled to go check on Prussia real quick, He's not doing anything to suspicious so I shrugged, stood up and joined the gang.

Chloe, you shouldn't say gang in your narative. People might find out.

I sighed quickly as I tried to ignore my thoughts when they were arguing about who would be in the box.

"Watch this be France. Just watch." Morgan said as she grabbed the manual. And it was...