Ahhh! I'm so sorry that I haven't updated in so long! My computer kept breaking down and whenever I started to write another part of my story it broke down again! (And no I am not making this up!) And so I hope that my computer has been fixed for the final time! Anyway, onto the story! Er.. actually it would be the disclaimer first. "

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha; only in my dreams!

Ask Miroku!

By: Sayuiri

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Miroku sat sighing in his dressing room trying to figure out what to do with Inuyasha and Kagome. They've known each other even before I've known them. Yet they just can't seem to get along. He chuckled quietly. Except for those very few "tender" moments which as I recall didn't last very long....

A knock on his door interrupted his thoughts. "Come in!"

A ball of orange fur burst into the room and bounced onto Miroku. "Hi Miroku! How's everything going with Kagome and Inuyasha?" Shippou said.

Miroku at that moment was shocked to find Shippou in his dressing room. It took him a moment to recover from his shock. "Shippou! What are you doing here? Kaede was supposed to be looking after you! She'll be worried!"

"Well I umm...heh..."

"You umm what?!?!"

"Well umm I er slipped something into her tea..heh..heh" Shippou trailed off nervously.

"You WHAT!?!?" Shippou flinched from Miroku's outburst.

"What did you put in her tea Shippou? Did you poison her? Kill her? Make her fatally ill?"

"No. No! I just put a drop of a sleeping potion into her tea that's all! I didn't poison, kill or maker her fatally ill! I just gave her a drop of sleeping potion! Sleeping! That's all!

Miroku sighed in relief. "Well if it's only a drop it shouldn't do much harm. But I have to wonder, why go such lengths just to come here Shippou?"

"Well I heard that you started a talkshow and Inuyasha and Kagome were your special guests. Well, I wanted to help you solve Kagome and Inuyasha's problem!"

Shippou went though alot of trouble to get here to talk to me but I'm not sure if I should let him on the show. He is a fox demon after all and he looks more like a fox and less like a human.

"Well Shippou, grateful that you wish to help but.."

"But what Miroku? What's wrong?" Shippou looked up at Miroku sadly with big round eyes.

"Why do I always feel guilty when he does that?" Miroku sighed to himself.

"Well Shippou, I guess I can let you onto the show but you have to stuff your tail into your pants so no one will know you're a fox demon. Everyone already stares at Inuyasha, especially the fan girls when they should be staring at me..."

Shippou smiled. "Yay! I get to be on Miroku's talkshow! Oh and what was that last thing to said Miroku?"

"Oh nothing! Nothing at all! You must be hearing things Shippou heh."

"Yeah suuuure..." Shippou rolled his eyes.

"Hey well you have to respect me! I am the host you know! And I can decide who goes on the show and who doesn't!"

Shippou bowed and apologized "Yes of course Miroku! I'm sorry! I won't disrespect you! No sir!"

"Well that's good then. You better go back to Kaede now and tell her what you're doing tomorrow. And also apologize to her for putting the sleeping potion in her tea."

"Yes Miroku! I'll be good and I'll tell her what I'm doing tomorrow! And I'll apologize! Oh thank you Miroku! Thank you!"

Shippou ran out of Miroku's dressing room and down the hall.

Well I've made on demon happy, maybe I can make another one happy too.

Miroku got up and stretched. Then suddenly remembered something. "Oh no! I have to tell my producer that I'll have another person on the show tomorrow!" And so Miroku ran out of his dressing room and down the long twisting hall that led to his producer's office.

===============================================================Well This is chapter 3! Hope ya like it! Oh and don't forget to R&R