Chapter 3: Be prepared.

At Leonard's fortress, a few pig minions had Optimus Prime, Gru, Mr. Incredible, and Elastigirl in purple glowing hollow cuffs and were taking them inside the main building of the fortress.

As they entered a room that had walls made of wood, they noticed a few crates of TNT stacked against the walls. Then they looked to what looked like a throne that was facing backwards, then the throne turned around revealing Leonard chuckling to himself.

Leonard: "Welcome guests…..to my humble home!"

Leonard walked down from the long red carpeted staircase while swinging a golden toilet plunger in his right hand.

Gru: "Captured…..by a green piggy!? I feel deescusted!"

Leonard:(points his plunger at Gru) "Hey, I resent that!"

Mr. Incredible: "What do you want from us!?"

Leonard: "hmm, nothing really. I just want to disintegrate you from life!"

Optimus Prime: "Leonard, you will never get away with this."

Leonard: "Oh but I believe I will."

Then he turned to his left and looked towards a very tall yak man that was about twice as tall as mr. Incredible. He had 2 long horns that were kinda shaped like flames, a dark gray helmet, and he was holding a green glowing jade blade in each hand. He had green glowing eyes, and muscular arms with brown bracers.

Leonard: "Ahh, General kai, take these prisoners to the torture room. I'll be down there shortly to see how it's gone."

Kai puts his jade blades in slots at the back of his belt.

Kai:(cracks his knuckles) "With pleasure."

Kai then leads the 4 heroes through a large golden doorway with a pig snout on the front.

After that, Leonard went into a room that had another thrown, but on top of a spiral staircase. He climbed all the way up and slumped down into the thrown on top. After he yawned, he heard 2 of his pig minions arguing from below.

He looked down to see 2 pigs arguing about who's turn it was to load the wagon.

Pig #1: "It's my turn, you loaded it yesterday!"

Pig #2: well it's just so back aching loading these TNT boxes into this snotty wagon!"

Leonard groaned, then he tapped a microphone and spoke into it to speak to the pigs.

Leonard: "Hey, snout faces! Get back to work!"

Pig #1: "Sorry boss.(points to pig #2) he started it!

Pig #2: "Lies, you started it!"

Pig #1: "No you started it!"

Leonard: "Hey! I'm gonna start something alright if both keep acting like a pair of nut jobs!"

Pig #2: "So What was the news about those prisoners of yours?"

Leonard: "Well we've captured that bald, big nosed villain, the 2 incredibles adults, and the one called Optimus Prime."

The pig minions quickly looked up towards Leonard and gasped in shock.

Pig #1: "hold on, THE Optimus Prime?"

Pig #2: "Isn't he too powerful for us to capture him!?"

Leonard:(playing with his fingernails)"well, I have my ways."

Pig #1: "So What are we gonna do with those hero hunchbacks anyway?"

Leonard paused so he could think about that topic for a second.

Leonard: "Hmm...that's what we need to...well…..be prepared for."

Leonard jumped down from the thrown doing a few front flips. As he jumped down, he started walking forward like he was on a runway between a few bursts of humming steam coming from the cracks in the ground before walking around another pig minion nibbling on a bacon strip.

Steam bursts: humm…..humm…..humm…...humm!"

Leonard:(singing) "I know that your powers of retention, are as wet as a warthog's backside.

"But thick as you are, (swats the bacon strip out of his hand) pay attention. My words are a matter of pride."

Leonard: (Snaps his fingers in the pig minions face) "it's clear from your vacant expressions, the lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking kings and successions."

(Then he quickly turns to the other 2 pig minions giggling to each other)

Leonard: "Even you can't be caught unaware!

(Then Leonard walks up a short staircase and onto a floor 2 feet higher than the first one)

Leonard:(singing) "so prepare for the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news. A shiny new error is tiptoeing nearer."

Pig #2: "But where do we feature?"

Leonard: (grabs the pig by the ear) "just listen to teacher. (Continues singing) I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded, when at last I am given my dues.

"And injustice deliciously squared (kicks pig #1 into a pit of bones with the other 2) …..BE PREPARED!"

Pig #1: "Yeah be prepared, I love being prepared. For what?"

Leonard: "For the death of Optimus Prime!"

Pig #3: "Why, is he sick?"

Leonard: "No fool we're re gonna kill him, and those other heroes too.(puts On his crown) So stick with me…...AND YOU'LL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!"

Pig #2: "Aw I'm in love with the king!"

Suddenly once the area gets more light, a ginormous crowd of pig minions are seen on the bleachers against the wall behind them.

Crowd of pigs: "In love with the king, in love with the king!

Then hundreds of pig minions go into a parade form at 8x35 while Leonard stood on a thin rock platform about 8 yards tall.

Crowd of pigs:(singing) "it's great that we'll soon be connected, with a king who'll be all time adored!"

Leonard: "Of course quid pro quo you're expected, to take certain duties on board. (Starts singing) The future is littered with prizes, and though I'm the main addressee.

Then Leonard jumps down from his platform just as the background lights start getting a red and orange fiery color. Even some fiery steam starts leaking from the cracks in the ground.

Leonard:(singing) "The point that I must empathize is, (gets into a pig minions face) YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!

"So prepare for the coup of the century. Be prepared for the murkiest scam!"

Pigs #1, 2, and 3:(In background) "Ba, ba, ba!"

The section of rock Leonard was standing on started rising while Leonard was singing past a bunch of pig minions dancing along the different floor levels against the walls.

Leonard:(singing) "meticulous planning, tenacity spanning, decades of denial is simply why I'll…..

The rock platform rose until Leonard was right in front of the moon.

"...be king undisputed, respected, saluted, and seen for the wonder I am!"

"Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared…...BE PREPARED!"

The pig minions danced in the fiery area below while 1 of them played on a xylophone made out of the skeleton of a buffalo.

Pig #1, 2, and 3: "Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared….."

Leonard and pig army: "BE PREPARED!"

To be continued.

Be prepared.

Based on - The lion king.

Composed by - Elton John.

Typed by - Tim Rice.