Disclaimer: You know the drill. FFX aint mine. STOP ASKING!
A/N: I was struck with inspiration, so I wrote the 3rd chapter too. Have fun.
Final Fantasy X: Behind the Game
Author: Peanuty Boy
"I am not doing this another day." Wakka grumbled.
"But, what about our director?" Yuna asked.
"One of you will have to do it. Besides, I have to do a scene today." Wakka replied.
"Mel Gibson directed and stared in his movies at the same time." Lulu said.
"And he also had his stomach ripped out at the end of it." Wakka grunted.
"Fine." Tidus sighed. "We'll just… uh…" he looked around. "Ah, here." He grabbed two guys walking by. "Either of you know anything about directing?"
"Well, I went to a theatrical college and got a masters degree in directing." The first guy said.
"What about you?" Tidus asked the second guy.
"Uh… well… I once shoved a grape up my nose and spit it out my mouth." The man replied.
"Really? Wow, you can take the job."
"Uh, but what about---" the first man began.
"Tough luck, now get off the set." Tidus interrupted
. The man walked away grumbling.
"Alright… well… I guess we get started then." The new director said, sitting in his chair.
*After the boss battle*
*Rikku is arguing with the others in Al-Bhed*
Director ::walks onto the set:: just a quick question, am I getting paid for this?
Tidus You dumbass! You ruined the take!
Director Did I? Oh, sorry.
Tidus ::sighs::
*after the boss battle-take 2*
*Rikku is arguing with the others in Al-Bhed*
Director ::walks back on:: but I am getting paid though, right?
Tidus GET OFF THE SET!
*an Al-Bhed guy says something in that cool, funky little language of theirs*
Rikku No, you may not shoot the director…
*Underwater ship*
Tidus ::beating on the console::
Computer Destruct sequence: activated. 10…9…8…
Tidus …….
*onboard the ship*
Rikku ::gives Tidus food::
Tidus Hey, alright! ::wolfs it down, begins choking::
Rikku ::hands him a canteen::
Tidus ::gulps it down. He pauses for a few minutes, then a slight rumbling is heard, then Tidus runs off set, holding his stomach.
Director what happened?
Rikku ::looking at the bottle:: I think I gave him laxative by mistake…
Director Where the hell did you get a bottle of laxative?!
Rikku? Um… I really don't know…
Kimahri ::coughs and tosses a canteen of water behind his back::
*On the beach*
Tidus ::finds the blitzball and kicks it back onto shore::
Wakka ::gets hit on the face and falls unconscious::
Director Um…
*cliff above the lagoon*
Wakka ::pushes Tidus off the cliff::
Tidus ::misses the water and hits a rock with a sickening crunch::
Wakka ::stares over the cliff for a moment, then over his shoulder, then back down the cliff, then shrugs and walks away::
A/N: And there's part 3. Hope you had as much fun as I did… ::waves a small flag::
A/N: I was struck with inspiration, so I wrote the 3rd chapter too. Have fun.
Final Fantasy X: Behind the Game
Author: Peanuty Boy
"I am not doing this another day." Wakka grumbled.
"But, what about our director?" Yuna asked.
"One of you will have to do it. Besides, I have to do a scene today." Wakka replied.
"Mel Gibson directed and stared in his movies at the same time." Lulu said.
"And he also had his stomach ripped out at the end of it." Wakka grunted.
"Fine." Tidus sighed. "We'll just… uh…" he looked around. "Ah, here." He grabbed two guys walking by. "Either of you know anything about directing?"
"Well, I went to a theatrical college and got a masters degree in directing." The first guy said.
"What about you?" Tidus asked the second guy.
"Uh… well… I once shoved a grape up my nose and spit it out my mouth." The man replied.
"Really? Wow, you can take the job."
"Uh, but what about---" the first man began.
"Tough luck, now get off the set." Tidus interrupted
. The man walked away grumbling.
"Alright… well… I guess we get started then." The new director said, sitting in his chair.
*After the boss battle*
*Rikku is arguing with the others in Al-Bhed*
Director ::walks onto the set:: just a quick question, am I getting paid for this?
Tidus You dumbass! You ruined the take!
Director Did I? Oh, sorry.
Tidus ::sighs::
*after the boss battle-take 2*
*Rikku is arguing with the others in Al-Bhed*
Director ::walks back on:: but I am getting paid though, right?
Tidus GET OFF THE SET!
*an Al-Bhed guy says something in that cool, funky little language of theirs*
Rikku No, you may not shoot the director…
*Underwater ship*
Tidus ::beating on the console::
Computer Destruct sequence: activated. 10…9…8…
Tidus …….
*onboard the ship*
Rikku ::gives Tidus food::
Tidus Hey, alright! ::wolfs it down, begins choking::
Rikku ::hands him a canteen::
Tidus ::gulps it down. He pauses for a few minutes, then a slight rumbling is heard, then Tidus runs off set, holding his stomach.
Director what happened?
Rikku ::looking at the bottle:: I think I gave him laxative by mistake…
Director Where the hell did you get a bottle of laxative?!
Rikku? Um… I really don't know…
Kimahri ::coughs and tosses a canteen of water behind his back::
*On the beach*
Tidus ::finds the blitzball and kicks it back onto shore::
Wakka ::gets hit on the face and falls unconscious::
Director Um…
*cliff above the lagoon*
Wakka ::pushes Tidus off the cliff::
Tidus ::misses the water and hits a rock with a sickening crunch::
Wakka ::stares over the cliff for a moment, then over his shoulder, then back down the cliff, then shrugs and walks away::
A/N: And there's part 3. Hope you had as much fun as I did… ::waves a small flag::