July 7,2011- 9:34:56am- Quantico, Virginia
Currently Logged in:
Jennifer Jareau
Penelope Garcia
David Rossi
JJ: Nothing sucks more than the day after a sick day
PG: My dear, I have a super blend of tea that'll knock the illness right out of you.
JJ: You couldn't have mentioned this yesterday?
DR: My office, you two- its urgent
JJ: Life or death?
DR: Just get here
10:35:45am
JJ: Urgent on this team means life threatening, not a simple case review!
DR: when has a case review ever been simple?
DR: Well, we missed yesterday so we're a little behind. It's go time today
JJ: Is this really you or some kind of prank?
DR: Nope, it's me- the real deal
JJ: So arrogant
Emily Prentiss has logged on
Derek Morgan has logged on
DR: Do you two purposely come on at the same time?
EP: Hello to you too
DM: One sick day was fun, but two?- Hotch must really be sick…
DM: How's work going, JJ?
JJ: Grrr…..
DR: You guys, Reid, and Hotch are missed
EP: Is Rossi being productive?
JJ: Yes, he is. It's kind of weird
DR: Let's get to work, you guys.
JJ: Aww, just because you're in charge today doesn't mean you have to be no fun
DR: Yes, it does
DR: Would you have done this if Hotch were here?
JJ: Yes
JJ: No
EP: I would have
DR: iM junkie
EP: I wonder how Reid's doing
EP: Sucks he got sick the day after everyone else….
DM: 5 bucks says he's watching Star Trek and reviewing the dictionary for the six millionth time
EP: That isn't a fair bet! There's a 99 percent chance that he's doing that right now
EP: Cheater
July 8,2011- 9:35:42am ET- Quantico, Virginia
PG: Woohoo!Everyone is back at work. No one is sick….
JJ: We missed you too, Penn
PG: Don't ever leave! It was so boring here
Emily Prentiss has logged on
EP: Ugghh, I want to go back home
PG: Still sick?
EP: No, I just enjoyed lying around all day. It was fun
PG: How's the conference room banishment going?
EP: Reid is watching me over his shoulder like a little patrol boy…
11:41:24am
DM: I bring this emergency meeting to session
EP: Ok! What's with the email?- a team building trip?
JJ: no idea, but I don't want to go
DM: I think it'd be fun
EP: It's cause you're a guy
JJ: I hate the woods
EP: We worked a case in the woods with a cannibal last month. How are we supposed to go back there?
JJ: I reaaalllyy hate the woods...
David Rossi has signed on
DR: how is this an emergency meeting if half the team's not here?
DM: That's the meaning of an emergency meeting. We couldn't get everyone here
DR: I'm less than 10 feet away from you, Emily- Reid's inches away!
EP: Reid's getting his 400th cup of coffee for the day
JJ: Guys, I really really hate the woods...
EP: We know!
DR: Guess, you guys got the email...
EP:I personally don't want to get eaten this weekend...
JJ: That's not a part of my contract
DR: We work in the woods all the time!
EP: To work, not sleep!
DM: Afraid you're gonna get eaten?
EP: Watch, we'll be running and screaming down a hill from a cannibal and I'll say I told you so!
DM: Fine. We'll see who's right!
JJ: We can bring our weapons, right?
Aaron Hotchner has signed on
Penelope Garcia has signed on
Spencer Reid has signed on
DR: Gangs all here!
DM: And you all knew to come at the exact same time because...
PG: Stalking
SR: Emily told me
AH: Because Prentiss is giggling at her computer like an idiot
AH: I said no IM
PG: This is an emergency!
DM: You worked in the FBI and the CIA, Prentiss, yet you give away that we're on iM by GIGGLING?
JJ: What about Morgan and I? How did you know that we were on here?
AH: Boss' intuition
AH: You ALL are going on this trip this weekend. The Director required it for all squads in the Bureau. This weekend it's us and the A squads from Counter Terrorism and money fraud.
DR: Is it me or does that sound like an iM, Aaron?
DR: I think I felt a glare from you travel through the wall.
DR: BAU, CT, and Money Fraud? That's a random mix...
AH: It'll be at Western Thames Park
EP: Where the cannibal was?
JJ: No!
SR: Excellent...
PG: Seriously, Reid?
SR: adds a bit of adventure to the mix
AH: There is nothing to be concerned of- we got the Unsub
DM: I'll protect you, Emily
EP: before or after we go running and screaming down the hill with a cannibal running after us with a knife?
JJ: Hey, I need protection!
SR: I'll do it
JJ: Thanks, Spence
July 12, 2011- Western Thames Park- Alexandria, Virginia-9:13:23pm
EP: And that's when he asked me out!
DM: So he just randomly asked you out?
EP: Is there any particular reason that you are invading our girl chat?
DM: I'm bored
JJ: Who are you rooming with?
DM: Some guy from money fraud
JJ:…..
Jennifer Jareau has signed off
EP: What the?
David Rossi has signed on
DR: Hotch is doing rounds- he's collecting all forms of technology
DM: Except yours?
EP: that's what happened to JJ?
PG: This is a form of team building! We're bonding through the power of technology!
DR: Sorry, boss' orders
11:56:43pm
JJ: All in favor of calling Penelope Garcia the queen of everything, say aye
DM: Aye
EP: Aye
PG: Awwww... You shouldn't have...
JJ: Not that I don't love for you this, but is there any particular reason you brought 5 PDA's with built in WIFI on the trip?
PH: Emergency?
DM: Nice
EP: We can't get caught again or I think Hotch might actually kill us
JJ: Might actually?
PG: He WILL kill us
David Rossi has signed on
DR: Run and get your affairs in order
Aaron Hotchner has signed on
AH: My cabin. Now.