The Tantalizing Tales of Temari

by SandsnakeQueen

This is Temari's journal. Read it if you dare! (Credit is given to the Kazekage of Suna, whose story "Signed From your Not So Loyal Author" inspired this story!:))

3. Cat on a Mission

January 9

It's all out nuclear war now and no one is safe. Not even you Gaara or your little sand too.

Kankuro's cat scratched up my fan.

I sent my cat to claw up his dumb cat hat.

And spill all his face paint.

And scratch his puppets.

And shred his favorite underwear with the teddy bears.

And pee on Gaara's sand again.

The last one was unintentional.

When a cat's got to pee, a cat's got to pee.

And when you have sand that can be used as an excellent absorbant, well you get the idea.

Your scheming author

Temari