Fox x Kenshin

Sorry for the wait, I was busy the past week or so xP

Also, from now on the name's going to be The easiest (or hardest) way to get a girlfriend as I don't feel right having a story called untitled OTL

Thank you Cloudmaster, Kenshin will now be referred to as a she.

Disclaimer: I own 1/2 Prince. The volumes. Not the storyline.

(EDIT: Title is now The strangest way to get a girlfriend)

Chapter Three

"And how would I do that?" Arctic Fox wondered.

Lolidragon thought for a moment.

"Well… If it were me, I'd just put on a sexy outfit showing lots of cleavage and ask Kenshin to be my boyfriend, but…" She laughed. "You're a guy, so you can't do that!"

But the man had already left.

"Wait, what?" Whirling her head around, she saw Arctic Fox leave Infinite Castle at an alarmingly fast pace. She began running to catch up.

"Ack!" She and another unknown player crashed into each other. Groaning while rubbing her head, she looked up. A pair of blood-red eyes met her own. Noticing that his face looked a bit stiff, but choosing to ignore it, she yelled,

"Prince! You idiot! We have to–"

"Ehehe…" Lolidragon paused, a bit miffed at being interrupted. Wait… That wasn't Prince's voice, that was…

"…Doll?"

"Hee, Does Doll really look so much like Prince-gege?" The older of the two watched, a bit repulsed, as Doll tore Prince's face off of her own.

"They were giving these out as another promotion! The first five people into the castle this morning get the spokesperson of Second Life's face–In mask form!" She laughed. Lolidragon stared at the mask, wondering why she hadn't been informed about this.

"Oh, but they automatically change into five crystal coins after five days!" Doll remembered, then went back to stretching the mask into grotesque faces.

A contemplating look appeared on Lolidragon's face.

"Hm…"

Meanwhile, Arctic Fox had already made his way into one of the biggest shops in Infinite City. Moving his way past several different people, he observed all the equipment around him. Among the items displayed lay many swords, clubs, and other offensive weapons. Maybe he should have tried a different store?

"Um… Excuse me." He turned around to see one of the sellers looking at him.

"Yes?"

"Are you looking for something?" Thinking for a second, he nodded.

"I would like a 'sexy outfit showing lots of cleavage'." The other player was confused for a second, then he nodded as if figuring something out.

"Ah!" He exclaimed, nodding his head. "You're buying something for your girlfriend!"

Arctic Fox, confused, cocked his head and replied,

"No, it's for me." The poor part-time worker, having no understanding of Fox's trail of thought, choked.

"Ah…I see… I didn't know that you had that kind of… taste." Thinking for a second, he continued. "But if you want something like that, you're better off going to the other side of the store. They sell more armor on that side, and someone may help."

Giving a nod of thanks, Arctic Fox immediately turned and made towards the other side of the large building. However, a hand landed on his shoulder, gripping it tightly. Wondering who it was, Arctic Fox spun around. His eyes immediately met another pair, sparkling with excitement.

"Could it be?" The other exclaimed.

…Huh?

"Could it be?"

…What?

"You are, aren't you?"

…Who?

"It's Arctic Fox! One of the legendary strongest players in Second Life, with beautiful ebony hair, jet-black clothing, and the amazing expressionless face that makes women everywhere sigh in longing! Also wielding the strongest of the Blood Trilogy, Bloodlust! And the face! So beautiful! And…and…And! DanDan, come quick!"

… Somehow I feel as if he ran out of compliments to use. So it was the Carefree Overlord of the West Continent.

DanDan, having run over, was currently squealing with joy along with her husband, staring at Arctic Fox while he was recalling who they were. Then, she turned to her husband.

"Why would he be here, though? I mean, I was buying that pair of exquisite emerald earrings, but why would one with such beautiful equipment already come?"

Wacko thought about it for a second. Then a lightbulb lit up over his head.

"Why, to get even more beautiful equipment, of course!" He exclaimed, crossing his arms with a smug look on his face.

"Dear, you're so smart!" The other squealed, wrapping her arms around her husband. Wacko opened his eyes wide again, as he had had another epiphany. Moving his hand forward, index finger sticking out to point at Arctic Fox, he exclaimed

"You must be looking for new shoes!"

…

"Which is why I shall sell you this beautiful, wondrous, unbreakable pair of shoes. They're super-durable!" DanDan, confused, asked him

"Why are we selling him the ultra-rare Coffee boots? Those ones are used every morning!" Wacko sighed, smiling that his wife had made an oh-so-adorable mistake.

"Dear, darling, sweetheart! We aren't selling him those ones, we're selling the super-ultra-epic-magna-magic-sexy-unheard-of Cobalt Black Unicorn Boots (that don't even exist)!"

DanDan's eyes lit up.

"Ohh! I see why now! He has a different class from both of us, so he should be able to wear it, and he can pull off the look! Not only that, we'll finally have found the perfect person for them!"

This is when Arctic Fox decided to speak up.

"I'm not here to buy any equipment though." Wacko shook his head, an allknowing smile still on his face.

"Nu-uh-uh~ I heard you earlier, you were asking the worker for a sexy outfit!"

"Wait, a sexy outfit? For who? I like sexy clothes too!"

…

"But I don't need shoes."

"STR+500, AGI+55, CRI+30%, VIT+1250, and Luck X5." Wacko listed the stats for the boots flatly. Arctic Fox immediately responded,

"How much?"

Arctic Fox sighed. He was happy that he had gotten such a good piece of equipment, but it had cost him 500 crystal coins and a 'date' with the couple later (he wasn't sure what for, but they had said that he looked troubled, which he wasn't). Now he didn't have enough time to buy the clothing he had originally planned to.

…Oh well. I'll just go tomorrow.

And with that he logged off to go to class.

And because Kenshin hasn't appeared…

Kenshin wiped the blood off his sword and sighed.

Finally alone.

For some reason many people had challenged her today, making for a total of twenty-three fights. And they kept using the strangest weapons! Quite a few people had come to her holding a bouquet of flowers (Kenshin wasn't sure what kind, as he didn't tend to look at details), and some had come with boxes. Boxes! How would boxes, no matter how many papers and cloths they were wrapped in, protect someone?

Kenshin thought about it and shrugged. It didn't really matter anyway, as they weren't too hard to defeat and Kenshin hadn't had many people to fight recently anyway, save for Arctic Fox. She decided to stay in that quiet place for the rest of the day though, just for a little peace.

She leaned back her head and closed her eyes. While NPCs don't need sleep, it was still a nice pastime, even if she loved to fight.

^…And that was because Kenshin is awesome and the story's probably boring without an appearance from him :P

…So, how was it? I think I made Wacko and DanDan too crazy/newlywed couple-ish XP, but what do you guys think? Well, anyway, the wooing will come back next chappie :3 Also, as school is starting soon, I won't be updating until I get more feedback (After all, people usually get busier around this season :P), so yeah.

Review and thank you!