Aroma
By: DMEX
Ch. 3
Cleansing, From Lebowski's Point of View
*3 Hours Later*
Ms. Chono: What an informative man he is!
Lebowski: Okay, bra. Time for your cleansing. By the way, what's your name?
Ms. Chono: Oh, dear me! I didn't even tell you my name, how rude of me. It's Lisa Chono.
Lebowski: Lisa Chono is your sinner name. Until you know your true name I shall refer to you as my Little Zephyr Lily.
Little Zephyr Lily: How will I know my real name?
Lebowski: You'll know when the time is right…
(Hands her a bong)
Lebowski: The first step in your cleansing, is to smoke the bong full of female hemp.
Little Zephyr Lily: You want me to smoke marijuana?
Lebowski: It will get all the bad vibes out of you. You will know when it's all out of you.
Little Zephyr Lily: Got a light?
(a few hours went by… She had that strange tingly feeling after about 7:30 pm)
Little Zephyr Lily (surfer accent): I feel a strange tingle inside me bro, is that a good thing?
Lebowski: Your sins have left your body… So now on to phase two.
Little Zephyr Lily: Can it wait dude? I'm feeling (yawns) rather tuckered out…
Lebowski: Yeah, I'm a bit bushed myself. We will continue at dawn.
Little Zephyr Lily curls into a ball and falls into a deep sleep with a smile on her face… Lebowski goes into his hammock and passes out.
*5:00 am Sharp*
(sea gulls cry)
Little Zephyr Lily wakes up…
Little Zephyr Lily: (yawns) What time is it?
Lebowski: 5 AM, my Little Zephyr Lily. Time to continue your cleansing.
LZL: Can we eat first? I'm a bit hungry…
Lebowski: You will have to fast during the cleansing…
LZL: A problem with that: I get sick when I fast.
Lebowski: You will find a way to overcome that. It's another trial to your path of redemption and cleansing: "How can you face the problems of life squarely in the face of adversity?"
LZL: If you say so… What's phase two?
(Lebowski smiles a bit)
Lebowski: You'll need to disrobe for this one. It's your Image that's next.
LZL: You want me to get naked?
Lebowski: That's what disrobe means… Keep your underwear on though.
LZL: What have I to lose? You seem to know what you're doing…
(LZL takes off her school attire, her shoes, pantyhose and pulls her hair back into a ponytail)
Lebowski: Make up included, bra.
LZL: If you insist…
(she steps out of the shack and washes off her make up in the sea salt water. She looks a bit different without her makeup)
LZL: Now what?
Lebowski: I'm gonna chop your hair.
LZL: WHAT?
Lebowski: I'm not shaving you bald. I'm going to take the image of the corporate social structure off and turn it into an individual. Basically, I'm gonna give you a boys cut.
He grabs the scissors and begins. First he cuts her ponytail off. Then, begins to cut it into a basic boys cut. When it's all said and done, her hair looks exactly like Bulma's boy cut.
LZL: Not too bad. And here I thought I was gonna lose it all.
Lebowski: No that's more for my extreme cases.
(As Lebowski cleans up the hair outside the shack, LZL finds a message with some very loose clothes)
"To finish phase two of the cleansing, put these set of clothes on. You'll find them very loose to your liking… Maybe you will remember your true name…
Loves,
Lebowski"
(LZL puts on the clothes. Just a loose black tank top with a pair of loose women's denim shorts and some sandals. A jolt hits her at last)
LZL: Lebowski, I remember now!
Lebowski: Oh, you do?
LZL: My name is-
Jenny: Jenny Chono.
Lebowski: You have been cleansed, bra. From this day forward, you will be christened as Jennifer Anne Chono. Sound good.
Jenny: Thank you little friend.
(she hugs him and gives him a kiss on the cheek)
Jenny: If I may, would I be able to wear a but of makeup?
Lebowski: Only one item of make up a day.
(Jenny looks in the mirror for a moment)
Jenny: Something is not right… I'm missing something…
(she rubs her eyes)
Jenny: Doggone, I was so busy crying and feeling lousy I forgot my contacts at home.
(it finally hits her)
Jenny: I think I'm gonna start wearing my glasses again. I'm practically blind without them or without my contact lenses.
(Jenny's stomach gurgles)
Jenny: Would you like me to make you a home cooked meal?
Lebowski: Nah, that's okay. You better get to that corporate social structure of yours.
Jenny: OH BOO! I FORGOT, I HAVE GET TO SCHOOL! Thank you in advanced…!
(Kisses him goodbye and leaves. He blushes a bright pinkish red as pheromone hearts appear over his head)
Lebowski: Too bad she couldn't stay…
To be continued…!