Sorry, I've been more occupied than I thought I was going to be, and I'm also having writer's block . I didn't have a lot to work with from this chapter, so bear with me. The following episodes are very Kurtful, so diary entries will become more interesting. Please tell me… I'm not going AU, but would you like me to delve a little deeper into Kurt's past and stuff?
Dear Diary,
Noah Puckerman and his cronies have decided that "Throw Kurt into the Dump" shall hereafter be a daily ritual. Today, for the third time in three days, I was thrown into the deep abyss of trash and soda cans that always insist on clinging to my designer clothes.
If Noah weren't so diabolical, he would be quite sexy.
Mr. Schuester has given us a death sentence. We have an assembly next week, and we're singing disco. Yes, disco. I might have to plunge myself off the top of a cliff before the rest of the school does it for me. Then I will mess up my hair, and I just had it cut! Anyway, tensions were tight in rehearsal. Rachel narrowly missed Mercedes' face a few times, and Mercedes broke out with her famous "Hell to the nah!" speech again. We were all up to our hats in stress about the assembly.
I wasn't able to fall asleep tonight, because of all the stress. Today I realized that my crush on Finn (for it really had been just a crush, no matter how I went on about it) was slowly developing into something more, and the very next moment, the rug was pulled out from under my feet.
It happened like this: As Noah was preparing to throw me into the dumpster, Finn interfered. I shall remember his words forever. He said, "Dude! What's your problem! Kurt is a really nice guy who's never done anything to you, so why can't you leave him alone!" They still threw me in, but it gave me enough courage to declare, before I landed, "One day, you will all work for me!" It also helped me realize that Finn is so much more than a handsome face. He's got a good heart.
Not two minutes after I made this revelation, I saw him walking with Rachel. He was giving her The Look. To be specific, the look I've always wished he would give me, and which he had never given to Quinn. I had always taken hope from that, but it seems he now has hidden and undiscovered feelings for Rachel.
Ah, well. I'll just go wallow in sorrow.
Kurt Hummel
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Dear Diary,
Mercedes needs to call me before she gets dressed in the morning. Otherwise, we'll look like we planned our outfits.
Kurt Hummel
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Dear Diary,
Rachel came up with a genius idea today to sabotage the assembly. We are going to give those little immature high school children exactly what they want. I thought blood, but my suggestion was passed in favor of sex. We are going to perform Push It by Salt N' Pepper. I feel so evil.
Kurt Hummel
P.S. I get to slap Finn on the butt. I think I am in a personal heaven.
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Dear Diary,
The performance was amazing. We aced it, and we had the entire student body on its feet. The only downside is that now Glee club will be my own personal hell for eternity. Did I mention that I loathe Rachel? Now, because of her suggestion, we are only allowed to sing songs about Jesus and the circus. Two points: First, I am atheist. I gave up on God when I found out he didn't like gays. Secondly, I am deadly afraid of clowns. Somehow, the ideas of fluffy, rainbow hair and intentionally painting the face never got through to me. If I have to sing about clowns, I will start screaming in the middle of Glee club, and then I'll never get my solo.
Kurt Hummel
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Dear Diary,
Quinn Fabray is joining Glee club, can you imagine! She's obviously seen how Finn looks at Rachel. Well, you might be surprised to hear me say this, but this is very good for me. With all the girl-drama that's bound to erupt from these two Finn-enamored and determined young ladies, it shouldn't be too hard to convince Finn that girls are much more trouble than they're worth. Finally, when he's realized that girls are no good, he'll start to notice guys in quite a different light. I shall be sympathetic to his troubles and help him get in touch with his true self. Some of the greatest romances have started with gratitude. Oh yes, Finn will come to his senses in no time!
Kurt Hummel
P.S. Rachel's losing her solo to Quinn. More girl-drama.