"I can't wear this. I look like a stud." Naruto pouted.

"That's the point!"

"Better? The collar's gone."

"No! Take off the whip holster!"

"Maybe we should strip him and throw him out the window."

"Can't I just go in pants and a shirt?"

"Leather pants?"

"I'm leaving."

THUMP!

"Get off me!"

"Either put on the pants or you're going naked." Itatchi looked at him seriously.

"Those are way too small for me!" The blonde exclaimed.

"They stretch."

"What are you—hey! My pants—"

"I don't think they'll fit over his boxers."

"Strip, Uzumaki!"

"Ah! My boxers! Gimme that blanket!"

"Like you don't stride around the locker room naked every single day."

"I don't want my clothes to get wet when I get in the shower!"

"Right.."

"If it helps, the girls were all squealing over the video."

"VIDEO?!"

"Inuzuka had his phone."

"I'm going to kill that—MMPH."

"They fit!"

"Now he needs a mesh shirt. And a jacket, it's pretty cold out..."

"Hey, that one's orange! I'll wear that!"

"Kami, no."

"Well, it is pretty tight-fitting...it'd be okay."

"Yes!"

"One more thing...a hoop."

"A hoop? What?"

"Get ready, Sasuke. I have the needle."

"What? A needle? Sasuke? Itachi!"

"I'm never forgiving you. Ever." Sasuke just laughed and tugged Naruto's earlobe, scraping it with one of his rings.

"Ow! Don't do that! It hurts!"

"It's just a piercing. Me and Itachi did ours years ago."

"It fucking hurt!" Naruto growled and glared at Itachi, who had an arm over some random girl over at the bar. "Where is everyone anyway?"

"It's only nine-thirty. I told the rest to meet us at ten." Sasuke knocked back a drink and set it on the table next to his fake ID. His tight jeans shifted and a group of girls looked his way. He flashed them a wink and they giggled. Sasuke had gone with a half-open black shirt that looked shiny in the shifting lights and he had the rejected collar around his neck.

"I still can't believe no one's kicking us out." Naruto muttered, glancing at the card in his hand. "This is fun, yeah, but Iruka-sensei's gonna kill me if he finds out. Where'd you get my picture anyway?"

"The school has horribly low security over their records. And suck it up; you're turning 17 in a few months anyway."

"Yeah, but...I need a drink."

"That's the spirit! Bartender!"

A turquoise-haired bartender came over and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. "What would you like?"

Sasuke draped an arm over Naruto's shoulder. "Something fruity for my fruity friend!"

The bartender raised an eyebrow.

"He's gay but doesn't know it yet!"

"Ignore him! He's a lightweight. Can't control himself." Naruto shoved Sasuke off him. "Can I just get a beer?"

"No!"

Kiba bounded up out of nowhere and slapped Naruto on the back.. "Get him the house special."

"If you can't decide soon, I'm leaving." The bartender told Naruto.

"Just...get me the big purple thing on the picture over there."

The bartender started mixing vodka and grape juice together.

Naruto put his head in his hands. "Fuck, I need to get drunk."

This statement was only amplified when the rest of his friends joined, all in nightclub-worthy dress.

"Vodka on the rocks, please." Shino had turned up too, by the looks of it, his dark glasses still on. A guy in the corner was giving him speculative looks.

"Don't look now, Shino, but I think you've found someone who wants to go home with you tonight." Sakura laughed. She had an arm around Ino, who Naruto had Chemistry with, and the other on Lee's shoulders. "You like him?"

"He's okay." Shino answered around his glass. Sakura whispered in Ino's ear and they both smiled before ordering martinis. "We should set them up."

"Naruto, what's with you? You look...dead." Kiba thumped him on the back. "You need to get drunker!"

Shikamaru shook his head. "Is that a word?"

"Hey, Gaara came!" Sasuke shouted, slightly tipsy.

Naruto looked up at this and wished he hadn't. Gaara, who was dressed in what was possibly the most skin-tight shirt ever made, came and sat next to Naruto. Their leather-clad legs bumped against each other. "Hey."

Naruto thumped his head on the table and ordered another drink.

Sorry it took a while to upload things. It was already written out but..yeah. Atleast you get two chapters! Comments, por favor!