Senshi In School

Chapter 3

By Scarlet Starlet of the Wind

A/N: Finally, they make it to school and realize the American terrors of being the "new kid". (Or at least unpopular, which all gifted persons are.) And also, I know I took forever, at least it's here right?

So it ended up that Kokoro "the selfish" was in the President's Suite, and everyone else was in the other rooms.

"Okay, go kill each other for the best one!" Kokoro commanded, stealing a line from Cheaper By The Dozen and going into the president's suite.

It ended up that Usagi and Chibiusa got a room together, Rei and Minako, and Makoto and Setsuna. And don't forget human Luna and Artemis! Ami and Hotaru would have been together, but Hotaru couldn't get across the street, so she had to sleep there.

(Censorship Man: We're going to skip the night, everyone.

Me: But why??

Censorship Man: Some...er...inappropriate things took place in Luna and Artemis' room.

Me: Oh, so THAT'S how Diana was born...

Censorship Man: Shut up! You're hinting at last night's inappropriateness!

Me: Oh. Right. (whisper) This is how Diana was born.

Censorship Man: SHUT UP!!

Me: You know, "shut up" are two inappropriate words for small children.

Censorship Man: Yeah, SURE.)

The Next Morning...

Dun dun, DUNN...

Kokoro banged on Usagi and Rei's door. "WAKE UP!!!" She yelled, very loudly.

"I don't wanna wake up," Usagi yawned back and promptly went back to sleep. "Usagi!!" Kokoro banged on the door. "I have the keycard, Usagi! Don't make me use it!"

"I don't care..." Usagi yawned again. Rei opened the door before Kokoro's wrath could paint the walls scarlet.

"Gomen nasai, Kokoro." Rei said, letting Kokoro in.

Kokoro sighed, "I just woke everyone up and I know how to solve our problems." Kokoro magically produced cymbals from behind her back. "Muahaha..." She laughed softly.
Rei muffled her laughter with her hands. This was going to be hilarious...

Kokoro sneaked over to Usagi's drool-covered bedside, cymbals in hand. "WAKE UP!!!"

Usagi woke up and snapped to attention. "Wha-"

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! Kokoro clanged the cymbals. Though she could see what was going on, this scared the crap out of poor little Usagi and she jumped out of the bed, with sheets wrapped around her. The burrito squirmed, trying to break free. "Ok, ok, ok! Sorry!" The burrito finally made it out of its bondges, its odangoed head messy. "Now, go get dressed!" Kokoro left the room, slamming the door. Rei burst into a fit of laughter, until shot a dirty look by Usagi. She promptly became quiet.

Eventually, they all got dressed and stuff, which leads me to my next point...

The bus!!!

"Okay, everyone." Kokoro said, "This is your first day of Middle School, so bear with the people there, all right?"

"Wait, what about Hotaru?" Ami asked confusedly.

"Oh, she's on the other side of the street. She can catch a CDTA bus."

"Well, we're not going to school here, right?"

"Oh, heavens no. We're going to school over there."

"And, lyke--" Makoto immediately clamped her hands over her mouth. "I, lyke, can't, lyke, say, lyke, anything, lyke, but lyke!!!"

"Exactly, prep." Kokoro commented dryly, "A prep that no one likes."

"What, lyke, is, lyke, a, lyke, prep?"

"You," Kokoro answered.

"But, lyke, how, lyke, do, lyke, we, lyke, get, lyke, there, lyke?"

"This is where teleportation comes in handy. SUPER AUTHORESS TELEPORTATION!!!"

School day, school day, lovely, lovely school day...

"Hello, class!" The happy, perky teacher said.

"Hello, Mrs. Freako," The class replied in a monotone.

"I'm Mrs. Freako and I'm only saying that because we have several new students!" Mrs. Freako announced gladly. She promptly scanned the room for them. "Blue-Haired girl, stand up, please."

The nervous, smart blue-haired Ami stood up. "Um, actually, it's Ami."

"Whatever." The teacher replied. "Anyway, welcome. Say hi, class."

"Hi," The class replied in a monotone. Ami nervously sat back down.

"And then we have, um, that weird girl with the blackbirds or ravens or whatever...what's her name?"

Rei stood up disgruntedly (A/N: Is that a word?) "The name's Rei."

"FLAME SNIPER!!!" The class boomed and burst into talking about how Rei strikingly resembles Sailor Mars.

"Quiet down, class."

The class kept talking.

"I SAID, QUIET DOWN!!!!!!!!"

The class was silent.

"Thank you, Rei, and don't worry, the school counselor is always there for you."

Rei grimaced and sat down. "I'm beginning to hate this already," she mumbled.

"Tell me about it," Ami replied.

"Ok, now you...with the knots in the hair...the little pink one."

Chibi-Usa stood up.

"This is our smartest student, class. She skipped three grades!"

The class oohed, and aahed...

"My name is not "you with the knots in the hair, the little pink one", however, my name is Chibi-Usa."

"...How about Rini?"

Rini fainted from the sadness of being Rini. Because she knew people can't spell.

"Ok, class," Mrs. Freako said, "You've learned enough about the new kids, because it's time to go to first period! Bye, class!"

"Bye, Mrs. Freako." The class replied in a monotone.

The first day of school, here it comes!!

"First period," Usagi wandered around the school. "First period...room 101...Ah! There it is," Usagi walked inside the science classroom.

"Feh, look at that new kid. She probably thinks she's all that trying to look like Sailor Moon."

"Yeah, I've seen way better odangos - on Sailor Moon!"

The two breastless preps giggled at poor Usagi as she walked into her seat. The two kids next to her moved away. Something was weird about them...they all seemed to wear a brandname on their shirt.

"Psst, lyke." A voice came from somewhere, "Psst, lyke, psst, lyke!"

"Makoto?"

"Yeah, lyke, it's, lyke, me, lyke." Makoto said, taking the seat of one of the girls that had moved away from Usagi.

"You're in this class?"

"Yeah, lyke, I'm, lyke, in, lyke, this, lyke, class, lyke."

"Could you stop saying like?"

"I, lyke, can't, lyke, stop, lyke, saying lyke!!!" Mako lamented, "And, lyke, I, lyke, always, lyke, get, lyke, the, lyke, urge, lyke, to, lyke, buy, lyke, Hollister, lyke, clothes. And, lyke, no, lyke, one, lyke, likes, lyke me!!!"

"I like you."

"But, lyke, it's, lyke, not, lyke, the, lyke, same, lyke!!!" Makoto said, "And, lyke, I, lyke, hate, lyke, saying lyke at, lyke, the, lyke, end, lyke, of, lyke, every, lyke, word, lyke!!!"

The teacher walked into the room. "Good morning, class. This is science, and my name is Mr. Boring, and I'm only saying that because three of our new students are here!"

"Three?" Usagi said, "I thought it was only me and you!"

"Turn, lyke, around, lyke."

Usagi turned around and behind her was the normal girl Kokoro. "Konichiwa!" Kokoro said, "Remember me?"

"Take, lyke, this, lyke off, lyke, my, lyke, tongue!!! I, lyke, hate, lyke this!!!"

"It's punishment, and it's only for a day..."

"I, lyke, hate, lyke, this..." Makoto growled.

"Is there something you want to say to the class, Kokoro?" Mr. Boring asked suspiciously.

"...Well, it's only that I'm the authoress and I put the curse of "lyke" on her tongue."

"And, lyke, I, lyke, hate, lyke, this, lyke!!"

"Well, whatever."

And so begins our school day. Since I want to get this on the site, this abruptly ends here. I know, bad ending, don't need to put me in grammar school or anything.