Disclamier: I do not own Pjo.
Sup! Nico here. Yeah, I'm back. And from what I've read, Thalia Grace has started to attack me through her own blog. And I'm just going to point out a few inaccuracies about her insults on me.
She said there were no unicorns, just moose things.
I never joke about unicorns.
EVER.
Seriously, unicorns are some serious business.
You know, the only reason I
cheated on her was because she was always hanging me from my thumbs. I'm not joking, IT. HURTS.
NOW IN RETALIATION TO THALIAS INSULTS, I WILL SENT THE RAVENOUS COOKIE MONSTER AFTER HER COOKIES!
Wow, that sounded wrong.
But seriously, Thalia should check her pantry for a cookie monster.
I accidentally let it loose.
Even if you are one of my minions and not Thalia's minions, you should seriously start carrying a deadly weapon with you.
AT. ALL. TIMES.
IT. WILL. EAT. YOUR. FLESH.
Oh, and another thing, at least I don't threaten you. Like-cough cough-Thalia.
Sorry I must have a cold.
I am now reporting to you from the shores of Japan. I have no idea what these peeps are saying to me. I only know a little Japanese, so when a Japanese man asked me something, I heard this-
" HELLO LITTLE FUDGE PIE, HAVE YOU SMELLED MY PET LAVA LAMP? I THINK IT GOT OUT OF MY APPLE."
I honestly didn't know if he wasan't actually saying that, or if he was some old dude hyped up on Coca-cola.
Remember that burrito I stole from that one hobo in Canada?
Well, It had an unidentifiable meat in it. I didn't realize it until I slowed down to actually look at what I was eating.
I think it was moose thingy meat.
In my defense, I'm on the run.
I'm ( insert swear word) starving.
FROM A ( INSERT SWEAR WORD) HUNGRY, COMPLETELY CONFUSED ABOUT THE JAPANESE LANGUAGE, NICO DI ANGELO!
P.S.
COME TO THE DARK SIDE! WE HAVE UNICORNS!
I;HEARTTHE'UNDERWORLD578:
NICO! HOW DO, I' TYPE: ON THIS WRETCHED TH8ING YOU MORTALS. CALL A LAPPY TOPPY THINGY!1111
RE: I;HEARTTHE'UNDERWORLD578:
DAD! YOU GOT A COMPUTER! AND YOU'RE ACTUALLY USING IT! 0_o
I'HEARTTHE'UNDERWORLD578:
Yes. Never mind, Persephone showed me how to type.
Goddessofspringtime123:
Your welcome darling.
I;HEARTTHE'UNDERWORLD578:
Thank you darling! I love you! (kiss kiss)
Re: Goddessofspringtime123:
My father and step-mother are are flirting over my blog. I officially hate my life.