disclaimer: no own, no sue

summary: naruto finds a weird portal to a different universe.

pairings(in 2nd universe): narusasu kibashino inolee hinagaara nejichoji sakutenten onesided-shikakiba

"talking"

'thinking'

Switched

Universe 2

"Hold on. Are you saying that I live with you in your house?" Naruto asked. Sasuke sighed. He finally understood. They had been standing there for about an hour waiting for the blond to get it. The raven nodded. Naruto stood in thought before smiling. "You think yo can get me that quick Sasuke? I'm not going for it", he said triumphantly. Sasuke furrowed his eyebrows. "You think you're going to trick me ino thinking I live here then video tape me sleeping or something". "I already did. You said you didn't care". "..." "Hey, I had never really noticed how cute you were when you were sleeping". "..." "But in the shower? You looked hot. I mean, I didn't get the good stuff on tape but what I got was-" "You took video of me in the shower!" "Didn't we go over this already?" "Yeah. Sorry. Still shocked. Why did you take it anyway?" "It was for my own pervertedness but then I got a better idea". "When did you take it?" "I don't remember. Maybe a few months ago. I have to watch something while you're gone". "You watch it?" "I need something to jerk off to".

By now Naruto had fainted. Thoughts of Uchiha Sasuke jerking off to a tape of him taking a shower running throught his mind. Sasuke sighed again before gathering Naruto in his arms and carrying him into their house.

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1 hour later...

Naruto began moving his legs in his sleep. Sasuke watched as he squirmed and twisted and turned on the bed with his eyelids screwed shut. 'Maybe I should wake him? ...I wonder how he'll react. He doesn't seem like his normal self. Maybe he hit his head on something when he went into the forest? Sasuke shook the blond's shoulder and received a punch to the face as Naruto sat up quickly.

"Get away you hentai!", he yelled. His eyes opened to see a very pissed off Sasuke kneeling in front of him with a red bruise forming on his cheek.

"What the hell was that about?" yelled the raven.

"Uhh...Sorry. I was having a bad dream". Naruto looked around, noticing he was in Sasuke's room. "What am I doing in here?"

"You wanted to go home".

"Nice joke but I don't live here".

"Not this again..."

"More importantly, why am I in your bed?"

"Our bed".

"Now you're saying we share a bed?"

"We are lovers". Naruto fainted again.

"Why must he continue to do this!" Sasuke shouted to no one in particular.

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Naruto's Dream

Naruto ran and ran but he couldn't get away. The dark shadow was still following him. He had been running forever and his legs were giving out. He turned a corner and tripped over someone's foot. He was pulled up by the hand and met the blackest eyes he had ever seen. They were lust-filled and had him in a trance.

"What do you want?" Naruto hissed as he was shed of his shirt.

"You of course", the shadow said as he licked over Naruto's collarbone.

"Well it isn't mutual. Get off!" Naruto threw another punch but it was caught. He threw another and it was caught. He aimed then kicked the shadow right in the crotch.

"Aaaawwww!" the shadow howled grabbing his member. Naruto took this as a chance to run.

-

Naruto's legs started to kick again but Sasuke couldn't care less. He was too busy howling in pain. Naruto had kicked him hard! How was he kicked there you ask? Well maybe he had been on his hands and knees over the blond. Why was he over the blond you ask? Have you not seen Naruto squirm? He looked so fuckably(a/n is that a word?) delicious. And that small bit of flesh showing right on his neck? He couldn't help himself.

Naruto eyes shot open after he delivered the kick.

"Get away perv!" he screamed.

"Na-Ru-To!" Sasuke squeaked out. Uchiha's should not squeak. The blond was going to pay.

Naruto, noticing the raven's fetal position on the bed next to him, leaned over him asking what was wrong. Sasuke turned away. 'I bet he did it on purpose', the raven thought. 'He probably knew I was about to touch him and attacked. He'll pay for that kick. I'll probably never have kids...oh right, I'm gay. He'll still pay'. "OHMYGOSH! Sasuke! What happened?" Naruto asked innocently with huge caring eyes. Sasuke tried not to stare too closely into them. He might get pulled into forgiving the blond. "You kicked me that's what happened", Sasuke half squeaked half growled. Naruto put a finger as if to ponder his motive on doing so before his eyes widened with realization then narrowed with anger. Sasuke was attacked with a pillow while the word "pervert" was yelled in his ear.

"I'm hurt enough don't you think", Sasuke said while hitting Naruto square in the face with another pillow. Naruto fell backward with his legs wide open toward Sasuke who could feel blood rush to two parts of his body. Naruto sat up but still had his legs open. "What the hell is your problem?" the blond snapped. "You could've chopped off my head!" Sasuke was staring and couldn't focus so he heard nothing said to him. The blond blushed. "Teme. What are you staring at?" he asked lifting the pillow. "Teme? Hey, Sasuke?" The next thing Naruto knew Sasuke was straddling his waist and sucking at his neck. After that all Sasuke saw was darkness. Lots and lots of darkness. While Naruto was nursing his swollen fist and mumbling curses under his breath.

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lady: short but what can i do about it?

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lady: what do you mean im the authoress?

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