Smoke And Mirrors

by Storymaster Caith

The lives of Captain Ginyu and his crew of space pirates aboard the USS Milk Dud were relatively calm until Caithion Sidhe. Then again, they were pretty boring, too. Drabble set, Technically AU, shounen-ai and a single prominent OC.

3. Never Drink Again

Never Drink Again

"Ah'm never drinkin' again."

"Oh, come now, you did just fine. Lord knows that serving girl must have had YEARS of martial arts training."

"Never again."

"And that old grandma was most definitely a threat to your personal space."

"NEVER again."

"And let's not forget the child with the balloon, now I've never seen a more vicious-"

"GODS DAMNIT CAITHION!!"

"..Yes Jeice?"

"...pass me a goddamn beer."

"Sure."