SasoDei - Sekkus Skato – Chapter 3
I Kissed a Boy
"No WAY!!!! You KISSED Akasuna SASORI!?!"
Deidara cuddled his pink pillow close.
"So what, un? He wasn't such a good kisser anyway." Lie.
Konan smirked and picked up her iPod. She switched the song to 'I Kissed a Boy' by Cobra Starship.
"Yeah but…SASORI!! HE IS LIKE ONE OF THE SEXIEST GUYS ON THE PLANET!!! Plus he is straight!!"
Deidara rolled his eyes.
"For a straight guy he is a real ass, un. He called be 'Brat'!! It's so unfair. Why are the pretty one's always bastards, un?"
Konan shrugged.
"Genetics?"
Deidara pouted.
"Yeah, well, he is related to Gaara, un, so that means that it isn't genetics."
"Do you wanna know what I heard about Sasori?" Deidara nodded. "I heard that when he was little his parents were murdered."
Deidara gasped.
"That's horrible, un!!"
Konan nodded.
"Yeah. He is in some of my classes. He would rather have his classes here for some reason, probably likes being around all the girls…Guess he is going to be pretty pissed that you're here then."
Deidara gave a huff.
"Like I would ever be interested in that bastard, un!!"
Konan shrugged. Deidara threw his pillow at her. They started to laugh and began a (very manly) pillow fight.
Deidara was happy that Konan was his room mate, she was cool and wasn't snobby. Unlike a certain straight red head!!
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"Well, Miss Iwa, this is your time table."
"I'm a GUY, un!! And thanks."
Deidara took the slip of paper and read over it. Let's see…
Art was at 5, as it had been yesterday. Course the subject was optional. The two options for that period were Art and Sport.
First period was…English!!
Deidara looked at his blue (stylish) watch. He then looked at the time the period began.
…
SHIT!!
Deidara started running. HE WAS LATE!!! He swiftly made it through the corridors and too the class it read on the time table. Room 2E.
He burst into the room panting. The girls all looked at him. The teacher was staring at him. A smirk spread across the teacher's soft…slim…sexy face as he looked at Deidara through the super sexy thin framed glasses.
"So nice of you too join us, Brat. Take your seat. At the back please, I'm already sick of looking at you."
Deidara stared. WHAT THE FUCK!?! SASORI!?!
Sasori was holding a book open. Deidara recognised it at the one from yesterday.
"Why the hell are you the teacher, un!?!"
Sasori's smirk faded and he blinked lazily at the blonde. His brown eyes snaked up and down Deidara, examining him.
"I am the substitute until Ms Shizune returns. Now, don't argue with your Master, Brat. Go take your seat or I will have no choice but to give you a detention."
Deidara puffed out his cheeks and made his way to the back of the class. He mumbled under his breath.
"Master my ass, un." Something connected with the back of Deidara's head. Deidara gave a pained noise and rubbed his sore skull. He glared at Sasori, whom had thrown the white board eraser.
"I heard that, Brat. Detention."
Deidara sighed angrily.
"OH SCREW THIS, UN!!"
Deidara dropped his books on the floor and spun around. He marched up to Sasori. There was a sharp crack in the air as Deidara slapped him hard across the face.
"I HATE you, you GOD damn SEXY bastard!! I HOPE YOU BECOME TRUE ART, UN!!"
And with that Deidara marched out the classroom, slamming the door hard behind him.
A few seconds later the door opened again.
"AND BY TRUE ART I MEAN FLEETING!!!"
Slam.
Sasori rubbed his red cheek, annoyed.
"Stupi-" Wait…Had the kid said something about true art being fleeting? And had the kid just called him sexy? The hell?
Note to self- Ask Brat later.
He turned back to the shocked and giggling girls.
"Which, students, shows you the reason I am not gay."
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Deidara pouted.
Not like he wanted to come to this school anyway, so who cares if he got expelled?! Well, besides his mum, but who really cares about her anyway? His sisters Ino, Woolfy and Kurotsuchi were all straight. So what!?! Ino was a slut. Woolfy was immature. Kuro was a tom boy. But you don't see them being dragged away to some school with all spiffy girls, really serious people or girly girls, do you!?!
Spiffy…Who even SAYS that any more!?!
Grrr, lost train of thought…
Oh yeah!!
Sasori.
Fucking bastard!!
He heard the bell ring out, signalling end of period 2 and the beginning of recess. Deidara closed his eyes to try and block out the world.
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Deidara woke up with a sharp pain in his side. He grunted and rolled over.
"I dun't wanna get up yet, Mummy, un!!!"
"Yep, you are definitely gay, Brat."
Deidara's eyes flashed open at the damn annoying…sexy…monotone.
"What do you want, un?"
He rolled back on his back, grimacing at the pain from where Sasori had kicked him.
"I already told you. You have a detention."
"Screw you, un."
Sasori snorted.
"Only in your dreams, Brat. Now either come now, or I'm cancelling art for the rest of the week."
Deidara opened his eyes faintly in a glare.
"You're bluffing, un."
Sasori smirked.
"Let's just say that I'm Good Friends with the art teacher."
Deidara sighed and sat up.
"Fine, bastard."
Sasori put his hand out to help him up. Deidara went to take it but Sasori pulled it away at the last second.
"Thought you had a friend there, didn't ya, Brat?"
Deidara glared/pouted, standing up.
"You're a bastard, un."
Sasori smirked.
"See, Brat? Even without being in the whole class you have already learned something!!"
Before Deidara could reply, Sasori had turned and started walking. Deidara followed behind, pouting.
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They both sat in the classroom called J5.
Sasori sat at the teachers desk, leaning back in the chair, feet on the table, reading a book.
Deidara read the title. 'Shade's Children'.
"You're a fan of Garth Nix, un?"
"Yeah, he is cool. You?"
"His Keys to the Kingdom series kicks ass, un. I like the ending of Lord Sunday, especially Arthur's new name."
"New name?"
Deidara chuckled.
"You haven't read it, have you?"
Sasori turned the page in his book.
"I've read up to Superior Saturday. Lord Sunday is on my 'to do' list."
"Oh, and Sasori. I know just how 'Innocent' Shade's Children is." When Deidara said Innocent, he made a sarcastic gesture.
"You would never win the Lottery, Brat."
Deidara was about to argue when a familiar voice called out.
"STOP TALKING ABOUT GARTH NIX AND HAVE SEX!!!"
Both boys looked to the window at a girl with blonde hair and a blue head band.
"WOOLFY!?!"
Deidara stared at his sister. WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE DOING HERE!?! And why the HELL was she hanging from the window ledge?
"Hey Dei, Mum dropped me off this morning. I heard about your little rebellion in English. WHATCHA GOT AGAINST LITERATURE!?!"
Sasori blinked lazily at the girl.
"You do realise that this classroom is on the fourth story?"
"Yeah…About that…Can someone help me in?"
Deidara growled and stood up, marching over to the window. Instead of helping her inside, he pushed her off the ledge. Of course Woolfy couldn't die, since the author wouldn't allow that, so a random unimportant character managed to brake her fall. She pouted up at Deidara, the random beneath her crying out in pain for an ambulance.
"I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH THE FUCKING SEXY BASTARD, UN!!! EVEN THOUGH HIS SEXY BODY WOULD FEEL SO GOOD AGAINST MINE AS HE DROVE INTO ME, SLAMMING INTO MY SWEET SPOT WITH ALL HIS FORCE!! MAKING ME CRY OUT HIS NAME IN PURE ECSTASY, UN!! BEGGING FOR HIM TO THRUST HARDER AND FASTER INTO MY NICE TIGHT HOLE!! AND-"
Deidara felt a hand clamp over his mouth.
"Okay, Brat, before you give yourself an erection."
Deidara blinked, realising what the hell he had just shouted out the window for the world to hear. His face turned bright pink.
Deidara pulled his hand away.
"Speaking of erection…be right back, un!!"
Deidara practically ran out the door. Sasori blinked after him. What the fuck was WRONG with that boy!?!
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Poor Deidara!!! XD
Sozzy bout having Woolfy being in it, Comic Relief (And Aokira makes a small appearance as well, sozzy ^-^")
Lolz X3 Sasori is substitute for English XD
Oh 'Good Friends' with the art teacher? You will find out what he means by that in chapter 5 =3
Deidara gets quite a few detentions XD Of course your just going to have to wait to see if anything happens within these X3 (I already know the answer to that X3 )
I love the song I Kissed A Boy by Cobra Starship XD I got it on my iPod X3 All the chapter titles are songs from my iPod actually X3 Lolz
Anyway, review please ^-^
HAPPY EASTER!!!