Alright, here's the deal. I know this is a shitty-ass ending but I've decided that it's the ending. Why? Because I have a whole two paragraphs for the next chapter, and I really don't have much interest in this story anymore.

If you like this story, don't blame flamers on me quitting. They had nothing to do with it. I have no interest in trying to write this anymore, and the story's pretty much crap anyway.

If you don't like this for whatever reason, especially if you really hate it, check out Project A.F.T.E.R. (link in my poll). I think you'll like it there.

Well, here's the last chapter. Enjoy.

Kurama and Yusuke turned to look at each other. They were silent for a while, not knowing what to say.

Then Yusuke spoke. "So... if you're my father... does that make your mother my grandmother or my foster grandmother or my adoptive grandmother or my step–"

Kurama started shaking his head. "Please, Yusuke. Let's not make this any more complicated."

"Complicated! If you didn't want things to be complicated, then you shouldn't have screwed my mother!" he yelled. "Or at least have used a condom or something."

"Yusuke, if it was my mating season, which it must have been, a condom wouldn't have done anything. Besides," he added softly, "they itch."

Yusuke pretended he hadn't heard that. "So... what are we supposed to do?"

The redhead shrugged. "I've never had a father. I've only spent time bonding with my mother, though I assume it's quite different."

"Want to just walk around town?"

"And how is that any different than normal?"

"Duh, Kurama. That's the point." Yusuke stood up and started walking out the door. "We can bond, but no one said it had to be weird."

"I don't see what's so great about the arcade."

Yusuke and Kurama were just exiting the arcade. Yusuke shrugged. "It's something to do."

"Schoolwork is also something to do," Kurama retorted.

The Detective rolled his eyes. "You're sounding more like a parent already!"

Kurama was about to reply, but he was interrupted.

"Hey! Urameshi!" Kuwabara yelled, walking toward them. "Did Koenma tell you?"

"Yeah," Yusuke answered simply.

"Who is it? Are you gonna tell me?"

Kurama coughed, and Kuwabara noticed him. "Oh, hey, Kurama." He turned back to Yusuke.

Yusuke just started at him, not saying anything.

"You're not going to tell me, are you. Is it that bad?"

"He's standing next to me."

"Huh?" Kuwabara looked over Yusuke's shoulders, completely overlooking the redhead. "I don't see anyone."

Then Kurama coughed again.

Kuwabara's eyes widened as he turned back to him. "No. No fucking way."

"Kuwabara, meet my dad."

- Kuramastrass -