LAST TIME! Ryuu, also known as Hotaru, became an official host after breaking an expensive glass table and tea set. She has also apparently become the Hitachiin's new toy

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The morning soon came. My head was aching from yesterday. What does being a host even mean? That was a big question in my mind. Other questions included what my family would say about me staying late so much, or how long it would take to pay my debt back, as well as what the twinlings meant by me being their… 'Toy'.

"Saki-chan..." I said sweetly, while shaking her lightly. She was the only person I would ever act sweetly to. She was all I'd ever need, considering I was practically shut out from most of my family, and I never needed anyone else as long as I had her. And that led to another thought to cross my mind. If all of these hosts are so sociable, how am I ever going to entertain ladies, when I'm not used to speaking to others?

"Nn…" Sakura said, stirring in her sleep. "Taru-chan... Stop waking me so eaaaarrrrrllllyyyy." She whined half asleep. All I did was smile a little. She's so childish.

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"GOOD MORNING RYUU-KUN" The twinlings shrieked in unison. Their emphasis on the Kun honorific irritated me. I hit both of them over the head with my fists.

"It's too goddamn early to hear your yelling, twinlings." I grumbled angrily. I may be the one to wake up my sister every day, but I am NOT a morning person. I don't understand how anyone could be.

"We're sorry Ryuu!" One of them exclaimed holding his head, crying

"We won't do it again!" The other said, mimicking his brother.

"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT IT BEING TOO EARLY FOR YELLING?" I screamed. They're pissing me off, and it's early. Not good.

"Good morning, what's with all the yelling guys?" Haruhi said calmly walking in. Seeing as though she seemed like the nicest of the bunch, I whined to her.

"Haaarrruuuu-chaaaannn the twinlings are being annoying!" I whined. Sadly, I was never the kind of person to be… Cute, so a few people seemed frightened by my expression, other than Haruhi and the twinlings.

"You'll get used to it." She said simply. I sighed

.-:*at the club*:-.

I was sitting with a bored look on my face when Tamaki-Sempai walked over.

"Yeah, blonde one?" I yawned. He stared at me intently, so I raised an eyebrow.

"I just can't seem to figure out your type.. As you may know, our club caters to different types of girls in order to make them happy." Tamaki explained.

"On the contrary no one explained this to me dude." I said annoyed. They expect me to be in this stupid club and yet give me no info?

"Ah!" he said dramatically pulling out a rose.

"Ugh..."I groaned. Not this weird mood... Anything but this...

"I just cannot believe our utter neglect at mentioning!" He sighed emotionally. "Allow me to explain. Kyoya is our Cool Type. Mori-Sempai is the Strong/Silent Type. Hunny-Sempai is our Boy Lolita Type. My precious Haruhi is our Natural Type, and I am..." he trailed, "..THE PRINCELY TYPE!"

"Oh god..." I began. "You mean to tell me that YOU are the prince?" I laughed. He sat in a corner and began to act depressed. A twinge of guilt hit me. Why did I have to be a softie... A softie with such a tough exterior... "Sorry blonde one. I can be rude..." I said scratching my hair as I shift my eyes to the left. Then I noticed something.

"Hey. You mentioned everyone but the twinlings! What are they?" I asked, a little nervous to find an answer. They snickered and each snaked an arm around my waist.

"Well... Isn't it obvious, Taru-chan?" The one to my right began. Seeing as though they like to speak separately, I noticed this one spoke in a more blunt tongue.

"We are what you may refer to as..." The one to my left said. He seemed to have a more mischievous tongue, and I noticed he always spoke second.

"THE LITTLE DEVIL TYPE!" They chorused as one. Heh, why didn't I realize this sooner?

"So, you twins are mischief makers?" They moved in front of me and smirked.

"That's right.". They said winking. Then out of the blue, the blunt tongued twin grabbed his mirrored image by the waist, and cupped his chin. I was very startled by his action and jumped back, freaked out.

"But to lure customers we use taboo.." The one holding his twin said almost in a low whisper.

"Hi-... Hikaru..." the one being held whispered. Hmm... Hikaru was the blunt one; I'll keep that in mind.

"You see, girls are a sucker for this act.". Hikaru smirked.

"Heheh..." that's not cute, incest is creepy... "Hey wait a minute!" I shouted in realization. Everyone looked scared. Ignoring their fear, I pointed a finger at the twins. "You two lied when you introduced yourselves to me." They twitched, knowing I was right.

"You're pretty smart." Hikaru purred.

"Haruhi is the only girl that has ever been able to tell us apart." Kaoru said with the same tone as his brother.

"…GIRL?" I shouted in shock. Everyone flipped, except Kyoya, Mori and Haruhi.

"No one told you yet? Well, you have the right to know. My first day here I broke a vase worth 8,000,000 Yen. I'm working on paying back my debt now." Haruhi explained. That's pretty interesting.

"Wow. I guess you could say we're two birds of a feather then, eh?" I stated. Knowing she was a girl made me more comfortable letting her around my sister.

"Haha, I suppose we are!" She laughed. It made me feel warm inside. I feel like I've finally made a friend.

"Ahem." Kyoya said, clearing his throat. "Back on to the topic Tamaki made. We still need to figure out your type before the ladies arrive. I believe Renge should be the one to do this." And with that, some strange girl with an annoying voice rose from the floor.

"H-how did she do that?" I asked sweating. Such an odd bunch..

"OH-HOHOHOHO! You're all looking at this the wrong way. You're looking at Ryuu-kun and thinking girls will be afraid, when it's the opposite. Some girls LOVE a tough guy bad boy because they feel they can change him into a cute soft good guy. And that is why Ryuu is… THE TOUGH TYPE!"

"Hmm.. You're good at this Renge. I agree, we will now begin to offer a Tough Guy package. Ryuu, you will officially begin your hosting tomorrow." Kyoya said blankly.

"Yayy! We get to play with our new toy everyday at the host club!" The twins cheered.

"Kill me now!" I screamed.

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